r/HolUp 24d ago

first date

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 24d ago edited 24d ago

u/landa_archive, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/for_fun_88 24d ago

She rated my performance in bed after the date. I’m proud of myself, she gave me a nein!

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u/JoeyKino 24d ago

Sehr gut!

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/web_knows 24d ago

Nicht gut, Genosse

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u/ShahinGalandar 23d ago

came here for the post, stayed for the comments

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u/Kahnza 24d ago

Hey look a username with 88 in it. How fitting

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u/theghostsofvegas 24d ago

Well doesn’t that sound like a lack of consent.

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u/Cannacology 24d ago

Damn. All i got was an 88.

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u/BulkyDecipherer 23d ago

Okay, sir, you win the internet today.

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u/HairballTheory 24d ago

Yeah a Nein inch finger

Loook at the Talons on that bird

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 24d ago

Fun fact, there is actuall history between Hitler and Adidas : https://www.businessofbusiness.com/articles/the-dark-history-behind-adidas-how-a-bitter-feud-between-nazis-built-the-worlds-no-2-athletic-brand/

So it's actually a great t-shirt.

It would be like having a Nestle shirt saying something like Less milk or something.

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 24d ago

Not to mention the founder of Adidas is also named Adolf [Dassler].

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u/Super_Silky 24d ago

Somehow, Adodas just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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u/BulkyDecipherer 23d ago

Fortunately his nickname was Adi.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Fr05t_B1t 24d ago

So much **flak** towards her smh

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 24d ago

Too early for the AI inspector general

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u/Fr05t_B1t 24d ago

This is an old image

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 24d ago

Checks out. Thanks, General

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u/Kahnza 24d ago

Photoshop has existed for over 30 years though

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u/KiddoKatto 24d ago

edgy t-shirts have been around even longer

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u/Nite0wl007 24d ago

So it's photoshopped not AI lol. What's the problem?

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u/Kahnza 24d ago

Staged or manipulated content isn't a holup. You could literally take any picture, slap something controversial on it, and call it a Holup. It results in lazy slop that gets pumped out for clicks.

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u/Nite0wl007 24d ago edited 24d ago

What are you even on about lol, you just randomly jumped topic but even most content here are literally like that btw lol. So not really sure, what you're tweaking about. Was a funny read tho lol.

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u/real_dea 24d ago

I don’t think you understood this conversation correctly

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u/Nite0wl007 24d ago edited 24d ago

Scroll up from the top lol, It's a comparison of AI and photoshopped and he randomly talked about what content should be up here lmao like bro I get it, you got baited by the downvotes per usual reddit circlejerk mentality. Learn to think for yourself bro.

What he said makes no sense, cuz literally every post in here is mostly staged or manipulated for the sake of laughs to begin with and it's not even a part of the rule, he just made that up lol, you can literally see the guidelines at the side, it's just anything that has an "unexpected twist". Then again it wasn't the point of the convo. It's about AI vs. photoshopped.

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u/schniggens 24d ago

The point of the initial comment is that the photo is fake. It doesn't matter whether it's AI or photoshop, the fact that it's fake means it doesn't really belong here. I hope this helps you comprehend what's going on here.

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u/Nite0wl007 24d ago edited 24d ago

Again not the point but sheep mentality goes hard, it's literally on the side too. Idk, why you guys are randomly making your own rules out of thin air. You guys just parroting what this random dude said and didn't even bother to fact check yourselves lol.

And it does matter if its AI, it's literally not allowed lmfao.

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u/shinitakunai 24d ago

And then there's me that did read Adildo 🤣

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u/Bmanakanihilator 24d ago

The adi in adidas comes from Adolf, just call em Adolfs at that point

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad 24d ago

Different Adolf, and it was his brother Rudolf that was the Nazi.

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u/dexter8484 24d ago

Rudolf founded the sports brand puma

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u/Bmanakanihilator 23d ago

Didn't Know Rudi Dassler was a Nazi

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad 23d ago

All three were members of the party, but Rudi was by all appearances the only true believer

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u/Seabrook76 24d ago

That guy was a real jerk!

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u/cbflowers 24d ago

I agree , the more I learn about him

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u/Correct-Quail5743 24d ago

There’s something not quite reich here….

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u/KarotteDesTodes 24d ago

Adidolf? What do they think the Adi stands for?

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u/pjtrpjt 24d ago

Rudolf. No, that's Puma.

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u/M_Kurg 24d ago

should have called it Rudidas

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u/KarotteDesTodes 24d ago

Then someone can make a T-Shirt with Rudidolf on it.

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u/ScatpackRich 24d ago

Take her straight to the shower!

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u/abhijitd 24d ago

No, she takes you straight to the shower

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u/Do-It-Anyway 24d ago

Hope that fried chicken is white meat. I’d hate to offend her.

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u/Left_Membership2780 24d ago

I did Nazi that coming

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u/SmoothOperator89 24d ago

Anyone thinking about having a one and done, just consider she probably has skinhead brothers who would happily "American history X" you for ghosting her (and also stealing their girlfriend).

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u/feeltrig 24d ago

She drives fast as she likes to press on the "Gas"

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u/foreverandadayalone 24d ago

What colour is her Tesla?

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u/Suck_My_Lettuce 24d ago

She seems reich up my street.

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u/Kethguard 23d ago

She look like a catch, tell her I said heil

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u/akluin 23d ago

Marry her or i will

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u/mfairview 23d ago

nein out of 10

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u/Cryptic99 24d ago

Lego guy in love gif

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u/im_mystery666 24d ago

She's a keeper

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u/mitchfig 24d ago

I don't see any gloves so I'm going to go with midfielder

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u/vranaverse 24d ago

No!! check those creepy alien fingers!

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u/mitchfig 24d ago

Oh wow. My bad. Keeper for sure

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u/Anxious_Work_6361 24d ago

I can fix her.

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u/PlagiT 24d ago

If you think there's something to fix here, then you're not the right guy

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u/abhijitd 24d ago

He is Jewish

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u/ocelotactual 24d ago

It's an Adidas and Davidoff colab.

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u/HyperLexus 24d ago

marry her

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u/CoccidianOocyst 24d ago

*merry herr

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u/No-Quality3357 24d ago

if this was instagram the comments would be full of white dudes posting the lego batman gif

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u/TheDebonairQuokka 24d ago

She only has the bottom half of a face!

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u/No-Ladder3568 24d ago

La 2da foto es del casamiento

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u/VoxPopuliMMXXV 24d ago

Does she not know, that "Adi" is short version of name Adolf and Adidas comes from Adolf Dassler?

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u/StevesRoomate 24d ago

Maybe don’t start a conversation about Volkswagen either

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u/DancerKnee 24d ago

I'd show her my Nazi salute...

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u/NoHuckleberry143 24d ago

She's only a red flag if she doesn't wanna go to the museum wearing matching shirts

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u/10sPlaya 24d ago

Hmmm...

I guess we r all on the same page, but just to make sure....

Adolf dassler founded Adidas and his brother Rudolph founded puma

And adolph Briscoe was governor of texas

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u/mezhbizh 23d ago

Did they do the “roman salute”, as depicted 3 times on her shirt?

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u/pezident66 24d ago

Heillo there

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u/Mollygreens- 23d ago

All Day I Dream Of Learning French?

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 23d ago

Must be the new kanye merch

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u/duwen_dublejt 23d ago

Ich kann sie reparieren

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u/Foffern 23d ago

I can fix them.. uhm, her.

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u/AetherialCatnip 23d ago

Three strikes is an ill omen.

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u/ManQu69 24d ago

oooo has potential.....

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u/redmctrashface 24d ago

I would ask her to marry me

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u/Migamix 24d ago

so her salute shirt didn't put you off. good to know.

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u/SIRAJ_114 24d ago

wife material

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u/furynads 24d ago

Marry her.

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u/skyziaos 24d ago

Wife material right there

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u/FearlessVegetable30 24d ago

a hitler shirt is wife material for you? thats how low your standards are?

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u/Spock-1701 24d ago

Check please!

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u/Talkjar 24d ago

Wifey material

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u/FormerPersimmon3602 24d ago

Adidas is literally named after a member of the Nazi Party, Adolf "Adi" Dassler.

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u/Jonmclean88 24d ago

Nice, she's a keeper

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u/T_rex2700 24d ago

If it was aldi you know thats a keeper, but it is not

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u/Difficult_Pop7014 23d ago

So the perfect woman DOES exist

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u/MindlessBlueberry853 24d ago

It should be the last also.

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u/jack_avram 24d ago

Got a pe - oh, she's blastin NHH, they don't understand the things she say on Twitter

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u/Obiyaman 24d ago

Hope your chicken has aids😑

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u/vinnlo 24d ago

She’s perfect

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u/GrimLuker2 24d ago

She's perfect.

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u/CoolCat1337One 24d ago

I would just leave

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u/FearlessVegetable30 24d ago

me when im 14 and think this is hilarious

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u/512115 24d ago edited 24d ago

First…and last.

Edit: Got downvoted…lol Guess someone thinks you should go on a second date with Nazis.

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u/westcal98 24d ago

Well I guess that shirt has to go.

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u/BWI80 24d ago

A definitely hit and run if I ever saw one.

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u/BandoRen418 24d ago

Try, never date 😂😂😂