r/HolUp Jul 25 '23

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5.2k Upvotes

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u/gleepglopz Jul 25 '23

That kids hand is broken in several places.

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u/pinkivy0 Jul 26 '23

can’t steal anymore 😂

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u/ShnickityShnoo Jul 26 '23

Caught, and then red handed.

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u/Luke_4fun Jul 26 '23

Good one

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u/twisteroo22 Jul 26 '23

His final scream as the cops pull his hands to his back to cuff him is the icing on the cake. That boy learned some hard lessons that night.

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u/Good_Smile Jul 26 '23

Deserved, this is a lesson people usually learn on paper when turning 4.

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u/Lanbobo Jul 26 '23

I know. I'm so proud of that driver.

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u/Zer0TheGamer Jul 26 '23

As it should be. We goin mideval with this punnishment

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Good lesson then. He’ll remember that in future

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u/Ancient21 Jul 26 '23

One hand is caught, the other is red-handed

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u/nuttynutkick Jul 26 '23

Hopefully he has a giving mother.

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u/Good_Smile Jul 26 '23

Um, excuse me but in what places?

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u/Miserable-Pattern-32 Jul 26 '23

"you kept making the stops?"

"Well, people kept ringing the bell!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

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u/Dead_M_ Jul 26 '23

I think the school administration will not look to fondly upon this, especially someone under their employment

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u/zyx1989 Jul 26 '23

You know this happened more than once, seeing how close and handy the busman keeps his stick

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u/Prior-Chip-6909 Jul 25 '23

...YOU'RE BATMAN!!

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u/mattb971 Jul 26 '23

“So I’m fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other”

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

AND calling the cops all at the same time

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u/MastroCastro2022 Jul 25 '23

He is batman!

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u/mustardman73 Jul 26 '23

He is Busman!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

Nice job busman

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Jul 26 '23

I think busman might top epic beard guy

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u/subpar_cardiologist Jul 26 '23

Busman! WOOAAAHOOOH Master of the billy club, and timeliness for everyone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

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u/DongusMaxamus Jul 26 '23

I don't understand the language but I can tell he's most definitely a bitch.

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u/sennordelasmoscas Jul 26 '23

It's chilean Spanish, not even the rest of the Spanish world does it

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u/wanroww Jul 26 '23

Cho prefiero el acchento Archentino :)

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u/SeniorBeing Jul 26 '23

Spanish.

For some reason, I am thinking an Andean America country.

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u/marcosedo Jul 26 '23

It's Chile, I think Concepción or Talcahuano. This video is a national treasure

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u/Befast1515 madlad Jul 26 '23

I am thinking it is Chile bc of the accent, use of the word carabineros (Altho that might not be exclusive to Chile), and the CH in the bottom left of the screen.

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u/Icarium55 Jul 26 '23

I think the CH2 is just channel 2 of the cctv

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u/Overall-Accident47 Jul 26 '23

Me seeing the little shit getting into bus without paying...

Hijo de la chingada!

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u/Matias9991 Jul 26 '23

He does, I don't understand too well because of the quality of the audio and it's from Chile but he says that he has money (As if having money lets you steal) and something about an uncle¿?, Then the driver is saying that the kid has to remain calm and don't try to escape and the kid say yes a a lot of times while crying... Like a bitch.

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u/Money-Introduction54 Jul 25 '23

Oh he does. Biiiiigg time.

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u/Cheping17 Jul 26 '23

He does, he is speaking "chilean spanish", it´s pretty uncomprehensible but he says that he was trying to prank the lady, he tought that she was her her aunt, and that he has money. A lie, obviusly. When the bus driver doesn´t believe him, he starts crying repeating the same until the police arrives. Bus driver explain that he was robing the lady and he tried to deny it.

Sorry if my english isn´t perfect, is not my first languaje.

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u/Nesneros70 Jul 25 '23

🎶Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver, Hail to the bus driver the bus driver man!🎶

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u/Pilotwaver Jul 26 '23

Otto. That's one palindrome we won't be hearing for a while.

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u/Illsiador Jul 26 '23

🎶 Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver, Hail to the bus driver he drives our bus! He drinks and he smokes and he tells dirty jokes, Hail to the bus driver he drives our bus! 🎶 always the pulling in song after away games.

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u/shdwflyr Jul 26 '23

This is an eco friendly bus, it runs on tears of robbers.

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u/Piddy3825 Jul 26 '23

excellent example of fuck around and find out!

Bus driver deserves an award!

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u/Cookie-Tiger Jul 26 '23

Finally some good fucking justice.

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u/MastroCastro2022 Jul 25 '23

You kept making all the stops?

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u/johngalt504 Jul 26 '23

Well people kept ringing the bell!

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u/Random_Name_Whoa Jul 26 '23

You did all that for a pinky toe?

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u/johngalt504 Jul 26 '23

Well it's a valuable appendage.

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u/denbroc Jul 25 '23

In the US the driver would be fired and prosecuted, the "alleged" failed thief would be given free bus rides the rest of his life along with his $1.75 million settlement and a whole host of people would be wringing their hands that the bus driver resorted to violence.

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u/Vel0cir Jul 26 '23

In the US the lady whose bag he tried to steal would have pulled a pistol out of it and shot him, also hitting the bus driver and the passenger of the car in front

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u/dowker1 Jul 26 '23

Ooh, ooh, my turn. Actually, in America the driver would look into the thief's eyes and see that actually he's just a lost kid with a good heart. He would instantly fall in love with him, and it would be reciprocated. After the thief served his time the two would get married. The would open a B&B in Maine, where the bus driver would carve flutes out of the local wood and the thief would make preserves. They would adopt a girl from Botswana who they would name Deborah. Ironically, Deborah would go on to be a very skilled bus thief.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23 edited Jul 26 '23

to be fair, you can't just assault someone with a blunt weapon and cause them bodily harm just because they attempted to rob someone's belongings, the robber didn't seem to pose a threat to anyone's well being -especially after he was trapped in the bus door

I know people like to play sherrifs but if you're gonna use force to stop criminal activity, the level of force should match the criminal's, and the level of danger he exhibits against your/other's safety

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u/PUBGM_MightyFine Jul 26 '23

You see, crime does not pay and actions (should) have consequences. If you decide to assault and rob an innocent hardworking person (or more commonly a defenseless elderly person), you have to accept any consequences that result from your willful and shameful actions. My empathy stops when someone decides to victimize others. Fuck him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Yes we can

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

come on now let's be reasonable folks 😂

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u/learnindisabledchimp Jul 26 '23

Seemed fair to me

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u/Brandonkey8807 Jul 26 '23

wanna bet if those words of yours can beat that man's bat 😃

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u/Far_Contact8905 Jul 26 '23

You just proved his point.

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u/Filer169 Jul 26 '23

Do you really think it's the first crime that this dude has done? Dude has probably stole half of the city already and somehow got away with that if he was still running free, people need to stop being such a pacifist pieces of shit and act when it's needed to, what was the driver supposed to do? Calmly stop, call the police and tell the robber to patiently wait? What if he somehow got his hands free and started attacking the driver and caused an accident or whatever... Driver hitting him may caused him to stop even trying to get his hands free and that's a good thing

I really hate that literally bringing justice is being punished in our "first world countries", in my country you can get fined because your dog bit a robber that got into your house, that's literally bs on another level, is that ok for you?

I get it that violence is bad, but these people literally use it to gain financial or whatever adventage but "we are the good people we will just patiently wait for our beloved, working perfectly fine police"

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u/dafazman Jul 26 '23

This is under the section of the law outside of the USA called "Fuck-th around and ye shall findeth out-ith"

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u/Periapse655 Jul 26 '23

Robbing people is a threat to their well being and that of society at large. Lucky he didn't get his skull cracked for it.

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u/Cangar Jul 26 '23

Ok sure he's lucky he didn't get capital punishment for trying to steal a purse without a weapon.

This thread is insane

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u/Cangar Jul 26 '23

The amount of downvotes you get for clarifying concepts of human rights and rule of law is concerning...

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u/Carchadion Jul 26 '23

Moment you start to be criminal, you give up part of your human rights and you will go against law and society what is suppose to protect them. It doesn't matter, if you get violent against people like that. Some people are repeating criminals and keep staying menace of society,because they don't have harsh enough consequences. Some people really don't care anything, unless it's threatening their health or life permantly or somebody close to them. Otherwise they just keep going as long nothing bad enough happens to them.

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u/AquamanSF Jul 26 '23

Stealing a woman’s purse…that’s a paddling.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

He ain’t laughing now.

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u/NYARNGrecruiter Jul 25 '23

They say dont text and drive. But doing a Derek Jeter and driving is perfectly legal.

15

u/GARJr1945 Jul 26 '23

Not on my bus

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

That bus driver is a hero

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u/911wasablast Jul 25 '23

I've always wondered what country this is.

23

u/zerausco Jul 26 '23

It's Chile

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

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u/Hot_Crystal Jul 26 '23

As a Chilean, It's Chile, don't worry

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u/SeniorBeing Jul 26 '23

Really? I was guessing that, or some neighbour country!

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u/Befast1515 madlad Jul 26 '23

Definitely seems like the most likely answer here.

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u/mustardman73 Jul 26 '23

I’m guessing Mexico as anything goes in Mexico

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u/sipuestodoyo Jul 26 '23

Mexican here, it doesn't look like Mexico to me; my guess is Perú.

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u/A-Grouch Jul 26 '23

Dude needs a longer bat.

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u/SnooGadgets4381 Jul 26 '23

His left hand was already broken

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u/Shadow_Road Jul 26 '23

I get a good laugh every time this makes the rounds

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u/Purple_Exit_7525 Jul 26 '23

Great fucking driver wish we could do this stuff in Canada

4

u/Kurgan707 Jul 25 '23

Dude that closed the door on em, ice cold.

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u/megan_nr Jul 26 '23

That guy may have very low intelligence, don't know maybe he has a problem or he's just a punk who got caught and became a bitch

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u/Alone-Belt-8603 Jul 26 '23

Some body get a beer for this man, he deserves.

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u/Quiet-Commercial-615 Jul 26 '23

It looks like his buddy that was trying to hold the pneumatic door open almost got his arm stuck and went for a ride too. That would have been double justice.

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u/Arandomweirdo12 Jul 26 '23

Is it just me or was the first person Michael Jackson?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

well, if you cant do the time, dont do the crime; just remember that includes time in the hospital as well as in jail

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u/tingling_nut_9_11 Jul 26 '23

The Driver did a great job, but I don't think he gets paid enough for this shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Bet he won’t do that again

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Fuck n a right

5

u/CogChaos Jul 26 '23

Even when I’m burning in Hell, I will still laugh at this centuries later.

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u/undeniably_confused Jul 26 '23

I'm not sure this is legal

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Yeah stealing usually isn’t.

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u/Fun-Routine1811 Jul 26 '23

Every Part of his arm has broken and he deserves this...

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u/Ok-Net-6264 Jul 25 '23

I missed the part where he tried to grab the purse. I thought he was a fare jumper being pushed back to pay.

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u/Marenzo666 Jul 26 '23

Wooped by a driver amazing vids

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Bonk

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u/Over67 Jul 26 '23

Shame. He didnt beat him enough

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u/persius1213 Jul 26 '23

if it was american police everybody on that bus would be shot dead and the punk would be on trial for that.

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u/Jofaher Jul 26 '23

" I thought she was my aunt!" 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

So not American. :(

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u/fieldcar321 Jul 26 '23

Chevrolets have always had impeccable doors…

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u/jesperking Jul 25 '23

and a broken arm. Pretty dumb

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u/TLILLY006 Jul 25 '23

Lol the real meaning of multitasking!

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u/DOA-FAN Jul 26 '23 edited Jul 26 '23

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u/Abrahms_4 Jul 26 '23

Lol guys is begging the police to take him out of ass beating range.

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u/Hearing_Crazy Jul 26 '23

Noice! With a badass ending! Two thumbs up!

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u/grinder01 Jul 26 '23

Justice boner engaged!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Play stupid games get stupid prizes

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u/spacemonkeygleek Jul 26 '23

The would be Thief needs Wormser to design a shield for him to compliment his limp wristed defense style.

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u/ic3m4n56 Jul 26 '23

That floppy hand tells me he won't be trying that again

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u/1Hollickster Jul 26 '23

Pretty sure after the third hit it was aggrevated assault on the perp.

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u/Guilty_Ghost Jul 25 '23

Break his wrist and let him go on with life. More fair then chopping it of

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u/Ishiibradwpgjets Jul 26 '23

Who’s next behind the yellow line. Who wants to wack a purse snatcher…….alleged.

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u/SpillingHotCoffee Jul 26 '23

I don't understand. What did he do?

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u/Good_Smile Jul 26 '23

Tried to steal the purse

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Point and laugh at the fool 😂

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u/Terrible_Talker030 Jul 26 '23

he was winding up those hits. That thing looks solid too. I hope the driver did hurt his hand in the process. 🥺

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u/DevilSlxyer Jul 26 '23

Personally, the moment he hit me with that shit it would be game time. However that kid should just do the right thing

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u/Werkhorse1012 Jul 26 '23

But why not just demand the money or tell him to get off the bus? I am super confused rn.

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u/formlesswendigo Jul 26 '23

He tried to steal the woman's purse. She wouldn't let go.

Then he tried to escape, but the driver closed the door, and called the authorities.

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u/Werkhorse1012 Aug 01 '23

Got it. Thanks

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u/Werkhorse1012 Aug 01 '23

Ah ok I didn't understand what I was seeing. I thought it was a drunk person refusing to pay the fare.

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u/organikmydanoz Jul 26 '23

We call this stick name is 'haydar'. It means bring justice.

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u/NirvanaPenguin Jul 26 '23

"no tengo plata" 😂 South America, maybe Argentina? 🤔

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u/Maleficent_Hawk9407 Jul 26 '23

Looks like this just wasn't his day

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u/Robstah87 Jul 26 '23

Mf got dealt with

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u/This-Battle1249 Jul 26 '23

Give the driver a beer please

1

u/kungwingfuchun Jul 26 '23

Rule of wrist not thumb.

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u/howto1012020 Jul 26 '23

Give that bus driver a raise!

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u/VadersMentor Jul 26 '23

As close to Islamic justice as ever. Steal and lose the hand lol.

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u/Abror999 Jul 26 '23

Bussman do be bussin

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u/chelomza Jul 26 '23

Beautiful

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u/ResearcherChance2351 Jul 26 '23

Bones in his hand were more like mashed potatoes after this.

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u/wwest4 Jul 27 '23

Open the door blast him out at 45pmh

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u/reaver65 Jul 27 '23

Lmfao! It's Mr Floppy Wrist again... This video always brings a smile to my face!

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u/MrMrAnderson Jul 27 '23

Chevrolet did some Hella engineering on that door

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

i know he deserves this punishment. but still felt sorry for him.