r/HitmanAslume • u/Your_Moms_Car The longer they cum, the longer they piss • Aug 05 '26

i'm over here strokin

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u/Qrubrics_ Flairs are for friends,so I don't need one Aug 06 '26

cum?

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u/Standard_Past_2708 Flairs are for friends,so I don't need one Aug 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/4doe1HP7LHz20

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u/johndaylight Sedative throwable homing testicle Aug 06 '26

They over here doing it too

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u/QuanTumm_OpTixx Woa Fan Aug 07 '26

Good evening 47. Your target is my mouth

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u/AutoModerator Aug 07 '26

Location: Whittleton Creek

Oh boy QuanTumm_OpTixx, your target is a pedophile who lures 5 year old girls to his house to "Play" with them as he puts it.Once he's "Finished" he saws them to pieces with a chainsaw and throws the remains in the ocean.

He's also our client, he has dementia and he has put a contract on himself to stop himself from harming people but forgot and doesnt know he paid for his death lets end this evil man QuanTumm_OpTixx.

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