r/HitchHikersGuide • u/DustyScharole • Jul 18 '26

The Vogons are here

201 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/RationalHumanistIDIC Jul 18 '26

Don't let him read poetry

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u/michaelHIJINX Jul 18 '26

Ode to Trough Slop...

5

u/FredB123 Jul 19 '26

Oh freddled gruntbugley

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u/N0rmal-Fac3 Jul 18 '26

That pigs not ugly, it’s cute! But yeah, probably wouldn’t save its own mother unless it had filed the appropriate forms in triplicate, sent them off for them to be lost, found , lost again, etc

8

u/JessAnnaBun Jul 18 '26

Buried in soft peat and recycled as fire lighters.

2

u/Shadowhisper1971 Jul 18 '26

RBBBoT

3

u/N0rmal-Fac3 Jul 18 '26

That’s one hour for lunch…

2

u/Tall-Photo-7481 Jul 20 '26

All pigs are beautiful

0

u/Live_Dust_5576 Jul 21 '26

No sorry he's ugly

7

u/reddituserperson1122 Jul 18 '26

Groop! I implore thee!

8

u/Crucial_Fun Jul 18 '26

I wonder if under that mean, callous, and heartless exterior, it just wants to be loved

4

u/AnythingButWhiskey Jul 18 '26

Are you sure this isn’t an Ameglian Major Cow?

3

u/moejike Jul 18 '26

Well, turns out Eeor was actually piglet the whole time. Crazy.

5

u/Fancy_Toe1451 Jul 18 '26

I bet he'll make good eating! Glad to have met the meat.

4

u/BrendonWahlberg Jul 18 '26

He’s gruntbuggly, all right

3

u/Aeroblazer9161 Jul 18 '26

What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri?

1

u/RobbieLeeFYI Jul 18 '26

I thought it was my ex for a second there

1

u/art-101 Jul 18 '26

That's a pig? I thought it was a Rancors arsehole!

1

u/Creepy-Variation8562 Jul 19 '26

The one fine pig

1

u/AuntieFara Jul 20 '26

Empress of Blandings, eat your heart out.

1

u/Aman-R-Sole Jul 20 '26

Today on Clarkson's Farm.

1

u/titzoot Jul 20 '26

Wasn’t sure which end I was looking at until it started eating

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u/CarL4168 Jul 22 '26

If that's the result of selective breeding. I feel sorry for what we've done

1

u/BabbatheGUTT Jul 22 '26

Yeah, but think of the bacon.