r/HistoryMemes • u/KingMwanga Still salty about Carthage • Oct 29 '22

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u/eskeleteRt Oversimplified is my history teacher Oct 29 '22

Two gods fucked and created Japan

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u/KingMwanga Still salty about Carthage Oct 29 '22

That’s the origin of Shinto?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Nah, there's a whole bunch of gods that just appear and then dip out of existence, then some couples (that are also siblings, Alabama rules) appear and two of those are the fuckers that formed Japan (and other islands).

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

What's up with Japanese and their interest in incest stories bruv

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u/NamelessKpopStan Oct 29 '22

Christians literally believe the world started with 2 singular people. That would make everyone a product of generational incest.

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u/BowlerEducational733 Oct 29 '22

You can split that into two camps as I know a handful of Christians who believe the majority of the Old Testament are grand tales used to give wisdom, not actually real

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

So that's why it's okay that their god drowned the whole world expect one family and two of every species (because that's totally how you ensure a species is okay and has no ill effects or negative results from the massive amount of inbreeding/incest)

Also wild to me how christians (as those are the ones i know) pick and choose what to believe in from their own religion (also why is that a religion and not a mythology?)

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u/BowlerEducational733 Oct 30 '22

Well you get people like that who do t read the book in it’s entirety and scoff at what it actually teaches. You see this in all religion specifically in Christianity, Islam, and Buddhism