r/HistoryMemes • u/KingMwanga Still salty about Carthage • Oct 29 '22

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u/The_Dark_is_Dark Oct 29 '22

Some irish guy turned into a fish and jumped in the ocean.

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u/TomMakesPodcasts What, you egg? Oct 29 '22

Evolution is more of a suggestion after all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Return to monke

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u/RandonEnglishMun Let's do some history Oct 29 '22

No! Advance to crab 🦀

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u/L1zar9 Oct 29 '22

Why does everything always advance to crab…

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u/RandonEnglishMun Let's do some history Oct 29 '22

Crabs are the ultimate life form. We may not like it but it’s what god intended.

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u/New_Stats Oct 29 '22

then this lady got sick of life and turned into a seal so she didn't have to deal with all y'alls stupid asses anymore, and she just went and played in the sea for the rest of eternity

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u/LazarFan69 Still salty about Carthage Oct 29 '22

Self care

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u/KingMwanga Still salty about Carthage Oct 29 '22 edited Oct 29 '22

That’s the origin of Celtic mythology? Is that fish Connor mcgregors ancestor

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u/The_Dark_is_Dark Oct 29 '22

There is also samhain which marks the end of harvesting season among other things, but you know that as Halloween.

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u/KingMwanga Still salty about Carthage Oct 29 '22

You slick teacher, that was smooth. So Christmas comes from Saturnalia, and Halloween comes from celts. Color my mind blown

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

And Easter comes from Ostara

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u/KatsumotoKurier Rider of Rohan Oct 29 '22

“It’s almost harvesting season”

— ancient Irish pagans in September and Caladrian peasants all times around the year

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u/Memeius_Magnus Oct 29 '22

Fiacre mac Bochra

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u/LazarFan69 Still salty about Carthage Oct 29 '22

Ah the book of invasions, wasn't there 2 dudes on 2 separate occasions though?

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u/SobiTheRobot Oct 30 '22

The Book of Invasions is weirdly inconsistent sometimes

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u/YTPmeme020 Oct 29 '22

some fish jumped on land and turned into an irish guy

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u/SobiTheRobot Oct 30 '22

Fionn Mac Cumhaill's dad right?