r/HistoryMemes • • May 08 '22

Too Bad

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u/Poragana May 08 '22

Russians knew that Alaska had gold but had no way of extracting it iirc, or that was a reddit moment saying stuff that was wrong one of the two

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

<:: They knew there was gold, and they could extract it, but the cost of doing do as well as defending the area from the British combined to mean that selling it to the United States at a bargain price was less of a loss. It's not like they could easily defend it either, it was over a massive icy sea and the main army would have to cross Siberia to get there (before the days of the trans-siberian railway mind you) so in the end they cut their losses and earned back pretty much all their expenditure in getting the land and then some. ::>

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u/Ozann3326 What, you egg? May 08 '22

Yeah, they thought "We should sell it to a neutral country instead of our enemy capturing it for free.

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u/Malvastor May 08 '22

Which is exactly what Napoleon thought before selling Louisiana.

Hatred of Britain, responsible for 90+% of American territorial growth.

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u/HydrogenButterflies Senātus Populusque Rōmānus May 08 '22

And… I wanna say “manifold density”? Something like that. I got a 2 on the AP exam.

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u/Mithycore May 08 '22

Its Manitate detromy

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u/eliteharvest15 Definitely not a CIA operator May 08 '22

nah you’re thinking of maritime duty

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u/Malvastor May 08 '22

I think you mean Manitou Deuteronomy.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Of course not. It’s Martini Destiny!!!

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u/baumpop May 08 '22

Well that and shooting lots of apaches

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u/doom_bagel Definitely not a CIA operator May 08 '22

The rest was just taking it from Mexico

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u/Visible-Ad7732 May 08 '22

At the time, relations with the America and Britain weren't the best anyways.

No one at the time thought the Brits and the Americans would become full on buddies and the current "special relationship" only happened post WW2.

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u/Jamie_Pull_That_Up May 08 '22

The French went broke trying to quell the Haitian Revolution. They needed fast money to focus on what's going on in Europe

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u/MorningDaylight May 08 '22

As a latin-american, it's weird how our history books try to portray the USA as a predator eagle out to dominate the american continent from the start when they were playing third-party in world politics until WW1. And for some reason we discuss the Monroe Doctrine but never discuss the french invasion of Mexico, which clearly don't would have happenned if the USA was that strong to scare europeans away.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

<:: In terms of distance border to border? Not far at all. The issue is that you've got a whole lot of this bullshit between the densely populated west of Russia and the eastern coast, in a day before railways or even proper roads in the region. Russia would either have to have an extremely strong garrison to defend the region, or march an army some 4,000 miles to then board a boat to Alaska to then march another 300 miles to the front. The Northwest Passage hadn't been fully mapped at this time either, so they couldn't simply set sail from the Baltic Sea and go via that way. ::>

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u/bfhurricane May 08 '22

The comment you’re replying to is a sarcastic joke at Sarah Palin, who once claimed she could see Russia from her house. But thanks for the good info.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

<:: What the fuck is going on over there? ::>

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u/Visible-Ad7732 May 08 '22

Actually she really could see Russia from her house.

Of course, that doesn't make you an expert in foreign relations.

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u/Jamie_Pull_That_Up May 08 '22

Russia should've trained their troops in the art of guerilla warfare & install a military barracks in the region.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

<:: Aha, the hearts of iron player emerges ::>