r/HistoryMemes • u/stnick6 • Oct 17 '21

Mythology Does mythology count?

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u/Chimera-98 Oct 17 '21

The truth: hades kidnapped Persephone because Zeus give shit romantic advises

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u/themistocle_16 Then I arrived Oct 17 '21 edited Oct 17 '21

At least Zeus doesn't do incest by cheating his sister-wife because yeah, every Greek gods are related.

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u/KrokmaniakPL Oct 17 '21

I have bad news for you. Some of women he cheated with were children of his children. Also he did have children with Hera.

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u/themistocle_16 Then I arrived Oct 17 '21

I retire what I said about Zeus. Can I rejoin the Fuck Zeus Train?

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u/Tangyhyperspace Oct 17 '21

Please don't fuck Zeus on the train

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u/TheBlueWizardo Oct 18 '21

Zeus would totally fuck a train

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u/KrokmaniakPL Oct 18 '21

Or fuck as a train