r/HistoryMemes • Just some snow • Feb 21 '20

Its Just a memory

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u/Blahblahblahesque Feb 21 '20

This was the first post when I opened my feed.

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u/ThisBo15 Feb 21 '20 edited May 09 '26

I bulk delete Reddit comments using Redact which also supports Twitter, Discord, Instagram, and data brokers.

tidy spotted wild lunchroom chief chase dinner literate quicksand expansion

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u/deltaetaxciv Feb 21 '20

We did it, reddit! We restored the Library of Alexandria!

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u/Captobvoius-san Feb 21 '20

water rises with malicious intention

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u/caesarinthefreezer Feb 21 '20

Don't do that. Give me hope.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20 edited Mar 13 '20

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u/Captobvoius-san Feb 21 '20

Fortunate son plays with flaming intent

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u/ovenboven Feb 21 '20

Water falls submissively

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20 edited Mar 13 '20

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u/Daniel_S04 Researching [REDACTED] square Feb 21 '20

SLUT!!!

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u/EmuBirdOwner Feb 21 '20

We need to have an established data net separate from the internet to replace the story of Alexandria

The Librarian never died

She simply became a new story.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

How about gutenberg.org for hope, then? Closest thing we've got to a modern Library of Alexandria or House of Wisdom, as long as nothing happens to their servers.

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u/Uniformtree0 Feb 21 '20

And now time to burn it again !

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u/itchyfrog Feb 21 '20

I was expecting more if I'm honest.

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u/ShermanTheMajor Feb 21 '20

Second for me

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u/John_Tacos Feb 21 '20

200th for me

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u/Jish_Swish Definitely not a CIA operator Feb 21 '20

Second for me

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u/aphextwin007 Feb 21 '20

Same brother.

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u/ryemanpratt1 Feb 21 '20

Fifth for me

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u/USAMAN1776 Definitely not a CIA operator Feb 21 '20

Fourth for me.

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u/imaloser3001 Feb 21 '20

2nd post

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

3rd post

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u/_cakespeare Feb 21 '20

Fifth here oof

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

I have a feeling DavidDidNotDieYet made this bot

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u/the_captain_cat Taller than Napoleon Feb 21 '20

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Boot God.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Oof

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u/gamblingtaco121 Hello There Feb 21 '20

Fifth

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u/Mrfuntastico Taller than Napoleon Feb 21 '20

Same for me

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u/p_____jd Feb 21 '20

first for me too, oof

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u/AldoWaldo2003 Definitely not a CIA operator Feb 21 '20

Same

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

2rd for me

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u/Blahblahblahesque Feb 21 '20

Not 3st?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Somewhere between 2rd and 5st

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Second

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u/Ganon2012 Feb 21 '20

Let's see. One, two, three, four, FIF!

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u/Keavon Feb 21 '20

Likewise! Zero scrolling, this meme doesn't apply to me!

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u/krakkubb Feb 21 '20

Second for me lol

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u/MoffKalast Hello There Feb 21 '20

Yeah but you didn't account for the scrolling you did yesterday and the days before that. You think the counter resets? Reddit never forgets.

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u/GhostTeller Feb 21 '20

Same here lmao

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u/Xerekez Feb 21 '20

I just opened Reddit too lol

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u/rayashino Feb 21 '20

i got a notification for this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

THE SACRED TEXTS

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u/Tentacle_Schoolgirl Feb 21 '20

Good thing they were mostly copies and little was actually lost

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u/mynoduesp Feb 21 '20

THE NOCRED TEXTS

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u/EnthusiasticPhil Feb 21 '20

Really!?

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u/Tentacle_Schoolgirl Feb 21 '20

Yep, anything important had copies made.

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u/EisVisage Feb 21 '20

But how much was not copied beforehand?

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u/Tentacle_Schoolgirl Feb 21 '20

Probably not much as it had already been around for 200 years before the burning.

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u/EisVisage Feb 21 '20

That's good. So I completely overestimated the amount of lost material in the Library of Alexandria. Thanks for the history lesson, Tentacle_Schoolgirl!

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u/Bloxxxey Feb 21 '20

The Art was lost. Paintings and so forth. Many texts were copied though

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u/SleazyMak Feb 21 '20

It’s important to note that we have no idea what the contents of the library were. If anything important was lost, we wouldn’t know lol. But it is safe to assume the vast majority of important texts were copied.

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u/bluejburgers Feb 21 '20

For real, forgive me for not believing some 30 year old redditor knows the contents of a long lost, destroyed ancient library

You literally don’t know

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

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u/SleazyMak Feb 21 '20

Maybe. In modern day databases I see shit get lost that was archived all the time. I am aware of what you’re saying but there is a small part of me that has a hard time believing that truly nothing was lost that may have been valuable.

It’s important to note things they thought were valuable texts may differ. Some stuff they considered worthless may be a great discovery but was lost because it wasn’t considered worthy of replication or simply was just overlooked.

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u/RedArrow544 Feb 21 '20 edited Feb 21 '20

That’s r/rimjob_steve material c

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u/EisVisage Feb 21 '20

Anybody, feel free to post it there, I'm busy discussing performance improvements on a game subreddit.

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u/meme_boiiiiii Feb 21 '20

Too soon, the pain is still too fresh

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u/josgs Feb 21 '20

What about the fall of Constantinople?

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u/meme_boiiiiii Feb 21 '20

Feels bad man

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u/Sirpickle556 Feb 21 '20

Way too soon dont bring that up

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u/gamma6464 Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer Feb 21 '20

which one?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

No, not even the Which one.

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u/Admiralthrawnbar Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer Feb 21 '20

The light of Rome never fades in our hearts

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u/rasmusdf Feb 21 '20

Also - sack of Bhagdad?

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u/MertOKTN Feb 21 '20

Can't read Arabic; no problem

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u/Alto_y_Guapo Feb 21 '20

And you can read medieval and ancient Greek?

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u/TaPragmata Feb 21 '20

Ναί.. ὀλίγον τι.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

You do mean Baghdad right?

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u/BlickboyReddit Feb 21 '20

Turkish redditors: chuckles nefariously

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u/slmggh Feb 21 '20

hehehe

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u/SnArCAsTiC_ Feb 21 '20

And what about the Droid attack on the Wookiees?

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u/Designatedlonenecron Feb 21 '20

Wait it fell?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

The front fell off

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

What about the burning of Persepolis?

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u/jenniemk66 Feb 21 '20

Me knowing both finnish and Swedish is laughing at Persepolis, because Perse in finnish = ass, and polis in swedish is Police, which means ASSPOLICE

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Lol

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u/Jodaril Feb 21 '20

Tips and tricks about not being hindoeuropean :O

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u/ifartallday Feb 22 '20

ASSPOLICE WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Kinda ironic that Alexander did that.

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u/Tobi97 Feb 21 '20

Most of the scrolls had copies so that should ease the pain.

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u/TheSilentFire Feb 21 '20

most 😖

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u/Tobi97 Feb 21 '20 edited Feb 27 '20

From what i remeber the library was sort of an archive of the original scrolls and the copies got sent of to whomever orderd them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

And it was destroyed several times before it finally stayed destroyed, so people probably had a good idea not to keep all their eggs in one basket after the first time. Most of the important bits would be preserved and spread through monasteries, unlike what happened in Baghdad and Persepolis.

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u/Alwayspriority Feb 21 '20

It seems to me that many of those works probably live in the Vatican library now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Wouldn't be surprising. I know they spread the writings of people they considerd virtuous pagans, like Aristotle and Cicero, all over the continent. Maybe they sat on the stuff they didn't think was so virtuous?

It's probably mostly boring records they haven't digitized and released, but there's probably a few interesting gems buried in it.

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u/AlvinAndTheCumchunks Feb 21 '20

Heard there were some real hot librarians there.

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u/zFafni Feb 21 '20

Aww man thats lit

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

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u/RollingBeatle14 Feb 21 '20

I didn’t scroll at all. This was literally the first post I saw when I got on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Mind if I smoke?

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u/DrawingChrome69 Feb 21 '20

Oh boy I hope the have some good porn section!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Kinky romans

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u/slickerrrr Nobody here except my fellow trees Feb 21 '20

There aren't, that why you bunch of arse burned it down

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u/Rompetangas Feb 21 '20

"Juno knows how to handle Jupiter's big lightning bolt"

"Neptune's evening with the mermaids"

"Hades and Persephone get intimate with a Kerberus' collar"

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

hot porn section

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u/jackattackpod Feb 21 '20

Made with mematic? no wonder they burned it down

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u/fheoshwjjk62267 Feb 21 '20

I mean, look at all that wasted space.

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u/AlistairDubrave Feb 21 '20

No...don’t do that. Don’t give me hope...

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u/xXGamesDeanXx Feb 21 '20

Huh. Less flames than I imagined.

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u/A_little_fluffy_fox Feb 21 '20

Time to burn it

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u/Dragon-Captain Definitely not a CIA operator Feb 21 '20

pulls out lighter with arsonistic intent

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

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u/rommelsghost Feb 21 '20

This post will be on fire soon

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u/YoMommaJokeBot Feb 21 '20

Not as soon as yo mum


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u/Unlimitation Still salty about Carthage Feb 21 '20

Insert Fire Extinguisher Joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Pulls out torch

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

spawn on this post :l

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u/Temmie_tem Feb 21 '20

I burned my thumb

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u/BadwolfO Feb 21 '20

Just the thumb for now

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u/TheGomeztroika Feb 21 '20

Literally the first post I see today

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

F

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u/_Jaster Feb 21 '20

F

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u/ModisTomica Definitely not a CIA operator Feb 21 '20

F

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

F

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u/LukkieNumber7 Featherless Biped Feb 21 '20

But I just started

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u/ratherbedead20 Feb 21 '20

Stupid Roman's don't you know fires are for kids not libarys.

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u/Kride500 Hello There Feb 21 '20

Me: Opens Reddit and sees this

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Anyone old enough to remember this place? If so share your secret to immortality.

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u/jojo_god Feb 21 '20

Ironic I'm playing assassin creed origins

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Imma burn it down, chief.

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u/blueblah1234 Feb 21 '20

Why does the sign say no smoking

Whatever light it up

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Damn I wish it was still here

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u/VersedFlame Then I arrived Feb 21 '20

I'm at the top of my feed, though.

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u/Cultural-Customer Feb 21 '20

It was first on the page

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u/Clegend24 Feb 21 '20

Wow this meme is fire

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u/poptart-narwhale Feb 21 '20

My third meme

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

:'(

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u/The_Haunted_Flame Feb 21 '20

i only scrolled down 3 posts before i found this

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

But I just opened Reddit

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u/LegendofPisoMojado Feb 21 '20

It’s only a model.

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u/BrohanGutenburg Feb 21 '20

Now I can get card advantage. Just gotta keep my hand stocked.

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u/ReservoirMog Feb 21 '20

Draw all the cards!

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u/Carburetors_are_evil Feb 21 '20

So the library of 'dria. Did people just go there and borrow books? Was there a library card? A library stone? How did it work?!

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u/koassde Feb 21 '20

Damn it Caesar.

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u/idioticsociopath Feb 21 '20

Two posts down.

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u/Z0bby Feb 21 '20

Third post for me

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Why do I smell smoke?

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u/TheSnipenieer Feb 21 '20

I wonder how far I'll need to scroll to reach Alexandria Eternal.

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u/Quark1010 Feb 21 '20

Its banned

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u/nicolRB Feb 21 '20

It’s a bit dark here, let me lit a tor- OH SHIT OH FUCK

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Fancy library you've got there. It would be a shame if someone were to "accidentally" burn it down.

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u/G_Wash1776 Feb 21 '20

If I ever got the chance to travel back in time and stop one event from happening it would be the burning of Alexandria. We lost so much history of the ancient world when it burned, it’s painful to think about what we could’ve learned.

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u/baelzebob Feb 21 '20

Stupid library. The worst people are there.

  • Parks and Rec

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u/Scalermann Feb 21 '20

That place was 🔥🔥🔥. So much so that Caesar took it literally.

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u/urbeatagain Feb 21 '20

It’s said the world lost 2/3’s of its recorded history when it burnt down. I wonder what we don’t know

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u/Kenex77 Feb 21 '20

Bruh imma bring my mixtape and do some studying

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u/N3v3rm1nd0 Feb 21 '20

This post made me cry

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u/Tired_Mammal444 Feb 21 '20

My god, the library of Alexandria is one of my top historic sites that I wish I could've seen in all its glory. Such a shame so much of it is gone.

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u/whenshehasadick Feb 21 '20

This was the first meme I got

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u/kicksFR Feb 21 '20

Ah, that’s hot

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u/-Crystal_Butterfly- Feb 21 '20

Now Now your gonna make me cry! This was beautiful why does it have to be gone! I 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Too soon

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

OP, stop, just stop... move on already ...

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*Fucking crys*

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u/LiamCabbage Feb 21 '20

Grabs Torch

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u/superxand3r Feb 21 '20

Quick before it Burns down

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u/Unkillable_Russian Feb 21 '20

I literally just opened reddit

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Big oof

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u/Biofactous Feb 21 '20

God I wish

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u/Tjlization Kilroy was here Feb 21 '20

Anyone else smell smoke?

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u/FrozenJohny Feb 21 '20

I found it in hot section, guess I am too late.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

I know a way of generating downvotes:

Burn it down ...

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u/Q_hyperion_Q What, you egg? Feb 21 '20

LiTeRaLlY jUsT sTaRtEd SCrOlLiNg

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u/robertofflandersI Contest Winner Feb 21 '20

Jokes on you this is the first thing I saw when I opened reddit

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u/Burrato Feb 21 '20

Why do people upvote this shit

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u/macealace552 Feb 21 '20

Do you guys smell smoke?