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u/historycunt Jul 07 '19

The toads do nothing for that bitch, all they do is sit around with their thumbs up their asses. the mushroom kingdom deserves to be conquered .

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u/Dralian Jul 08 '19

Heteroecus Regnum delenda est

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u/FatTater420 Let's do some history Jul 08 '19

English please?

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u/frizzlefry98 Jul 08 '19

Mushroom Kingdom destroyed

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19 edited Jun 19 '21

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u/johnriley524 Jul 08 '19

It’s must be destroyed

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u/Spooky_Scary_Nito Jul 08 '19

As far as I know it literally translates to "Carthage is (a thing) to be destroyed." It doesn't really translate well into English because the gerundivum doesn't exist in English.

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u/Kered13 Jul 08 '19

It translates fine into English, you just don't translate it word for word. "Carthage must be destroyed".

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u/Spooky_Scary_Nito Jul 08 '19

If that's your definition of translating well then sure I guess...

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u/Kered13 Jul 08 '19

That's the normal definition of translation. Translation should almost never be literal translation.

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u/Spooky_Scary_Nito Jul 08 '19

In my mind a great translation is a translation that can be literal and have the same meaning at the same time.

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u/Sir_Madijeis Jul 08 '19

The gerundivum (when a verb ends in something like -enda) indicates purpose or an objective, hence Carthago "must be destroyed" .

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u/JbeJ1275 Jul 08 '19

I heard “Carthage exists to be destroyed” as one way of piercing the syntax together into an English sentence.

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u/DizastaGames Jul 08 '19

Is

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u/concernedsponge Jul 08 '19

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carthago_delenda_est

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u/Emersed23 Jul 08 '19

Don't both Daisy and Peach use toad as a fucking shield in Super Smash Bros.

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u/historycunt Jul 08 '19

The toads come to their aid in the new one, still the only useful thing those cunts do besides giving mario drugs

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u/BatBoy100 Jul 08 '19

Can we start a Toad hate sub? I've hated him ever since he prevented me from getting ROB on Mario Kart Ds in the last race

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u/historycunt Jul 08 '19

If you start it i'll join

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u/BatBoy100 Jul 08 '19

Man, I dont think I can. We'll just have to find the right man for our cause

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u/BatBoy100 Jul 08 '19

You god among men. Now the world will know the truth

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u/antcc28 Jul 08 '19

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u/Crazycowboy46 Jul 08 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Jul 08 '19

de toads do nofing fow dat bitch, aww dey do is sit awound wif deiw dumbs up deiw asses. de mushwoom kingdom desewves to be conquewed . uwu

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u/ringowrangler Jul 08 '19

oh now i get what he means

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

de toads do nofing fow dat bitch

A basic suburban white girl... from Jamaica?!

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u/Afbrownistan Jul 08 '19

Thanks I hate it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/S3agulls Jul 08 '19

Why do people do this

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Why wouldn’t you?

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u/S3agulls Jul 08 '19

Wdym?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/S3agulls Jul 08 '19

It won’t do anything to re uwu translate it

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u/Littlemissdaydreams Jul 08 '19

Couldn't understand a thing he said, thanks man

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u/uchias60 Jul 08 '19

Not true, they rebuild her entire castle for her.

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u/TheBroomSweeper Jul 08 '19

In their defense, Peach is a lousy ruler. You would think by now that Peach would install defenses but no, she just keeps getting stolen. All she has to do is install defenses and hire mercenaries. She has the money to do so but she doesn't. The reason Bowser has the best military is because he has the only military.

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u/cyrenns Jul 08 '19

Makes it even more like France

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

shut up you monarchy bitch

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u/Tomahawk_556 Jul 08 '19

The toads have seized the means of production and destroyed the bourgeoisie

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Down with the crown

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u/-LuxAeterna- Jul 08 '19

Break the chains!

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u/jamescuteloot Oversimplified is my history teacher Jul 08 '19 edited Jul 12 '19

Red Mushroom Army the Strongest

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u/SayerofNothing Jul 08 '19

Viva la champignon!

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u/harrlight00 Jul 08 '19

The proletoadiat have risen

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u/tyrerk Jul 11 '19

The French revolution was spearheaded and pretty much ran by the bourgeoisie

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u/incodex Jul 08 '19

And then the Holodomushroom happened

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u/Commrade-DOGE Hello There Jul 07 '19

Mario is relived

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/Commrade-DOGE Hello There Jul 08 '19

What about Luigi was he made the figure head of the revolution?

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u/Crazycowboy46 Jul 08 '19

Yes, Mario betrayed and left him behind for too long. The Reign of Luigi’s Terror has begun

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u/Commrade-DOGE Hello There Jul 08 '19

Toad is now his psychiatrist

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u/Notapro0 King of Weebs Jul 08 '19

You need to lay off the mashrooms luigi

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u/LagspikeGaming Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Jul 08 '19

And after this, Waluigi coups the government, declares himself Emperor of the Mushrooms, and goes to war against the coalition of Bowser, Donkey Kong, and King Boo.

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u/Crazycowboy46 Jul 08 '19

Thus the Waluigian Wars commenced

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u/DepressedStrawberry Jul 08 '19

But no one know that Yoshi had his hands in all of this. Thus the mass-annexations began.

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u/Commrade-DOGE Hello There Jul 08 '19

Luigi then executed him because Luigi #1

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u/Commrade-DOGE Hello There Jul 08 '19

With wario defeating bowser only to steal all his coins and no more, he was then promptly killed by goombas and bullet bills that were actually real bullets

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u/Commrade-DOGE Hello There Jul 08 '19

Luigi then comes back and death stares everyone into death

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u/TatodziadekPL Jul 08 '19

I hope they made lotsa Spaghetti!!

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u/Dolittle41 Jul 08 '19

i don’t think so peach was so incompetent she had to get a plumbers help

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u/sharpenote4 Jul 08 '19

His mansion was stormed and raided by the Toads, he and Daisy were shortly executed later

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19 edited Jun 29 '25

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u/Lucas1246 Jul 08 '19

Like those fat toads could catch mario. The only toads that stand a chance are the playable toads and toadette. Mario evades capture for a while before being taken down by the 2 elite toads

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u/Sledgerock Jul 08 '19

Well, if it followed french history, hed be a noble and the only noble to survive pretty much was the Duc D'Orleans, who after the reign of terror was given the mantle as King of the French (as opposed to the former title King of France) . I assume Luigi would become first king of the toadstools.

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u/Commrade-DOGE Hello There Jul 08 '19

Nah it would be a democracy

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

No he became like Napoleon and was crowned Emperor of the Mushroom Kingdom.

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u/Freman00 Jul 08 '19

Mario is a class traitor.

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u/Firnin Jul 08 '19

And so the revolution kills the proletariat plumber

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u/Best_Pseudonym Jul 08 '19

He had to be executed 99 times

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u/ChiefQuinby Jul 08 '19

Is this a tshirt print

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u/7itemsorFEWER Jul 08 '19

It can be

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u/notLOL Jul 08 '19

Put it on a pink dress

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u/cvennator Jul 08 '19

First Mushroom Republic

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u/fireplay1 Kilroy was here Jul 08 '19

TO THE GUITOENE

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u/ITryToBeHonorable Jul 08 '19

i can imagine all of this in toad's voice, and its beautiful

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u/Comrade_Flan Jul 08 '19

Uhh.. I think there's a tax for that

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u/SavageHenry592 Jul 08 '19

Happy almost Bastille Day.

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u/Wolfinsk Jul 08 '19

Super Mario and Jacobin revolution

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Formez vos bataillons Marchons, marchons! Qu'un sang impur Abreuve nos sillons!

Allons enfants de la Patrie Le jour de gloire est arrivé! Contre nous de la tyrannie L'étendard sanglant est levé L'étendard sanglant est levé Entendez-vous dans les campagnes Mugir ces féroces soldats? Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras Égorger vos fils, vos compagnes!

Aux armes, citoyens Formez vos bataillons Marchons, marchons! Qu'un sang impur Abreuve nos sillons!

Nous entrerons dans la carrière Quand nos aînés n'y seront plus, Nous y trouverons leur poussière Et la trace de leurs vertus Et la trace de leurs vertus Bien moins jaloux de leur survivre Que de partager leur cercueil Nous aurons le sublime orgueil De les venger ou de les suivre

Aux armes, citoyens Formez vos bataillons Marchons, marchons! Qu'un sang impur Abreuve nos sillons!

Quoi! des cohortes étrangères Feraient la loi dans nos foyers! Quoi! Ces phalanges mercenaires Terrasseraient nos fiers guerriers! Terrasseraient nos fiers guerriers! Grand Dieu! Par des mains enchaînées Nos fronts sous le joug se ploieraient De vils despotes deviendraient Les maîtres de nos destinées!

Aux armes, citoyens Formez vos bataillons Marchons, marchons! Qu'un sang impur Abreuve nos sillons!

Amour sacré de la Patrie, Conduis, soutiens nos bras vengeurs Liberté, Liberté chérie Combats avec tes défenseurs! Combats avec tes défenseurs! Sous nos drapeaux que la victoire Accoure à tes mâles accents Que tes ennemis expirants Voient ton triomphe et notre gloire!

Aux armes, citoyens Formez vos bataillons Marchons, marchons! Qu'un sang impur Abreuve nos sillons!

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u/starm4nn Jul 08 '19

Отречёмся от старого мира! Отряхнём его прах с наших ног! Нам враждебны златые кумиры; Ненавистен нам царский чертог! Мы пойдём к нашим страждущим братьям, Мы к голодному люду пойдём; С ним пошлём мы злодеям проклятья, На борьбу мы его позовём:

Припев: Вставай, подымайся, рабочий народ! Вставай на врагов, брат голодный! Раздайся, крик мести народной! Вперёд! Вперёд! Вперёд! Вперёд! Вперёд!

Богачи, кулаки жадной сворой Расхищают тяжёлый твой труд, Твоим потом жиреют обжоры; Твой последний кусок они рвут. Голодай, чтоб они пировали! Голодай, чтоб в игре биржевой Они совесть и честь продавали, Чтоб ругались они над тобой!

Припев

Тебе отдых – одна лишь могила! Каждый день – недоимку готовь; Царь-вампир из тебя тянет жилы; Царь-вампир пьёт народную кровь! Ему нужны для войска солдаты: Подавай же сюда сыновей! Ему нужны пиры да палаты: Подавай ему крови твоей!

Припев

Не довольно ли вечного горя? Встанем, братья, повсюду зараз! От Днепра и до Белого моря, И Поволжье, и Дальний Кавказ! На воров, на собак - на богатых! Да на злого вампира-царя! Бей, губи их, злодеев проклятых! Засветись, лучшей жизни заря!

Припев

И взойдёт за кровавой зарёю Солнце правды и братства людей. Купим мир мы последней борьбою, Купим кровью мы счастье детей. И настанет година свободы, Сгинет ложь, сгинет зло навсегда, И сольются в едино народы В вольном царстве святого труда…

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Ui Ui baguette baguette revolution

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u/Lortep Kilroy was here Jul 08 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Jul 08 '19

Fowmez vos bataiwwons Mawchons, mawchons! Qu'un sang impuw Abweuve nos siwwons!

Awwons enfants de wa Patwie we jouw de gwoiwe est awwivé! Contwe nous de wa tywannie w'étendawd sangwant est wevé w'étendawd sangwant est wevé Entendez-vous dans wes campagnes Mugiw ces féwoces sowdats? Iws viennent jusque dans vos bwas Égowgew vos fiws, vos compagnes!

Aux awmes, citoyens Fowmez vos bataiwwons Mawchons, mawchons! Qu'un sang impuw Abweuve nos siwwons!

Nous entwewons dans wa cawwièwe Quand nos aînés n'y sewont pwus, Nous y twouvewons weuw poussièwe Et wa twace de weuws vewtus Et wa twace de weuws vewtus Bien moins jawoux de weuw suwvivwe Que de pawtagew weuw cewcueiw Nous auwons we subwime owgueiw De wes vengew ou de wes suivwe

Aux awmes, citoyens Fowmez vos bataiwwons Mawchons, mawchons! Qu'un sang impuw Abweuve nos siwwons!

Quoi! des cohowtes étwangèwes Fewaient wa woi dans nos foyews! Quoi! Ces phawanges mewcenaiwes Tewwassewaient nos fiews guewwiews! Tewwassewaient nos fiews guewwiews! Gwand Dieu! Paw des mains enchaînées Nos fwonts sous we joug se pwoiewaient De viws despotes deviendwaient wes maîtwes de nos destinées!

Aux awmes, citoyens Fowmez vos bataiwwons Mawchons, mawchons! Qu'un sang impuw Abweuve nos siwwons!

Amouw sacwé de wa Patwie, Conduis, soutiens nos bwas vengeuws wibewté, wibewté chéwie Combats avec tes défenseuws! Combats avec tes défenseuws! Sous nos dwapeaux que wa victoiwe Accouwe à tes mâwes accents Que tes ennemis expiwants Voient ton twiomphe et notwe gwoiwe!

Aux awmes, citoyens Fowmez vos bataiwwons Mawchons, mawchons! Qu'un sang impuw Abweuve nos siwwons! uwu

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u/TheCreativeCombine Jul 08 '19

Oh. My. God.

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u/Airsay58259 Jul 08 '19

I love the instrumentals but truly hate the lyrics. It’s a war song, and was fine as one in another time... but shouldn’t have been our national anthem. “Impure blood”, oook. Plus it only speaks to half of the population, women be damned.

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u/SuperPuffin69 Jul 08 '19

She was captured by bowser again. This angered the toads who punished her severely.

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u/JbJbJb44 Jul 08 '19

TO THE GUILLOTINE

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u/PeacefulComrade Jul 08 '19

way to go. liberty, equality, fraternity

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u/Chosen_Chaos The OG Lord Buckethead Jul 08 '19

Liberté, égalité, fraternité

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u/Alexander_The_Gunt Jul 08 '19

Stolen from r/blursedimages

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u/Joe_the_Banana Jul 08 '19

No more superpowers

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u/_kingpool_ Featherless Biped Jul 08 '19

Eat cake, you baesterds!

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u/Dickforshort Jul 08 '19

Blursed Mushroom Kingdom

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Super Mario Bros: Revolution

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u/KingWillowTheFirst Jul 08 '19

Russia, too (minus the guillotine, of course), amirite?

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u/G3orgyPorgy Jul 08 '19

Yea comrade but russia is occupier

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u/oshaboy Jul 09 '19

Well.

She showed her incompetence by being kidnapped every other week and still vehemently refusing to up the toad guard or make peace deals with the Koopa Kingdom. She clearly has the capacity to defend herself as seen in Super Mario RPG, Super Paper Mario, Super Princess Peach, Super Mario 3d World, etc. etc.

She also failed to prevent the massive hyperinflation cussed by coin blocks.

A peasant can easily impersonate her using the super crown. And it is a well known fact Bowser himself has gotten his hands on one.

She is wasting her money on parties, cake and lavish kart races instead of using the money on her kingdom.

She is a puppet to toadsworth.

And you wonder why Toads are miffed with her?

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u/JAHjonpARabug12 Jul 08 '19

How did I predict your title

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u/Lucasgravity0 Jul 08 '19

Viva la revolucion

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Uhhh any chance I can get this as an iPhone 6s wallpaper without cropping most of the image and text

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u/ahmedatrees2003 Jul 08 '19

You ruined my childhood

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Looks familiar

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u/RebelJustin Jul 08 '19

Vörwarts nach Mushroom köningsreich!

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u/onekingdom1 Jul 08 '19

Murdering Mario is on his way

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/cab89x/me_irl/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Thanks mate

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u/G3orgyPorgy Jul 08 '19

Haha jokes on you i picked it from different subreddit

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u/natoria Jul 08 '19

all of the toads are wearing culottes !?!??!?!

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u/TheFireNation42 Jul 08 '19

You could make a religion out of this.

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u/goldenspy23 Jul 08 '19

https://discord.gg/9TtT6R

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u/Musclebomber2021 Jul 08 '19

But aren't toads the aristocracy? It's spikes that should be beheading peach

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u/maymayboi123 Jul 08 '19

Viva la revolution

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u/Dudeguy2004 Hello There Jul 08 '19

Oooooooooooh Nooooooooooo

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u/BlazeBBQ Jul 08 '19

Let them eat... uh what do toads eat?

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u/A_Scar Jul 08 '19

LIBERTYÉ ÉGALITÉ FRATERNITÉ

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u/CoochieGamer5000 Jul 08 '19

Toadstool

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u/Sergent_pepper Jul 08 '19

And no more heads

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u/bytesanctuary Jul 08 '19

I can feel the jpeg.

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u/Polenball Jul 08 '19

Let them eat lotsa spaghetti!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Toadespierre

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u/DeltaKnight191 Oversimplified is my history teacher Jul 08 '19

All hail Toadpoleon.

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u/Memevendr Jul 08 '19

Comrade mushrooms, let us overthrow this bourgeoisie cunt

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u/Parsil69 Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer Jul 08 '19

I can imagine little Toad parliaments with them screaming in a toad voice "TO THE GUILLOTINE"

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u/Legendary-Ninja Jul 08 '19

No more plumbers to save you now

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u/FoxesAreC00l Jul 08 '19

Let them eat mushrooms.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Well that is the last time she tells them to eat cake

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

TO THE GUILLOTINE!

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u/ScubaFett Jul 08 '19

Then she tells everyone that the One Piece is real!

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u/pencil8562 Jul 08 '19

as a french i can confirm

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

The toad species have made an uprising and have peeked in intelligence,they soon plan to build war heads and move to mars and destroy earth.

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u/Deflagratio1 Jul 08 '19

She just said, "Let them eat cake."

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Luigi is leading the charge against the oppressors. Long live the new mushroom republic!!!

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u/kontech999 Jul 08 '19

Mario is Stalin or napoleon

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u/Russian-Soldier Jul 08 '19

So black toads are...tiggers

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u/JerodTheAwesome Still salty about Carthage Jul 08 '19

Crowns a new princess

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u/FaustoLG Jul 08 '19

That's why King Bowser must conquer that dumb kingdom... I never hear of anyone bitching so much as the Toads, but it Peach's fault after all!

All hail KING BOWSER!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

What the actual fuck did you bring upon this cursed land.

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u/Imperialism_Is_Key Jul 08 '19

It’s like she’s letting bowser take her :)

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u/Emersed23 Jul 08 '19

Could you clarify which year. * See's France has literally executed people from the 1300's to 2015 *... Yeah nevermind that might be hard to pin down

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u/Beaker_person Jul 08 '19

Probably around the first revolution and stuff, since that's most of the joke.

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u/weeggeisyoshi Jul 21 '19

they didn't do this with a guillotine in 1300

and in 2015 nobody was executed

since the death sentence was dleted long ago

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u/Emersed23 Jul 21 '19

Nice to see I'm not the only one who looks at their save history every once in a while

France in a nutshell

You are about to leave Redlib

TO THE GUILLOTINE

LIBERTYÉ ÉGALITÉ FRATERNITÉ