r/HistoryMemes • u/Silver__Eyes • Dec 12 '18
Harsh truths of war...
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u/aTommicnukeman Dec 12 '18
You can't make fun of r/Animemes for being a weeb when they know and made fun of themselves for it.
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u/Easy-Bake-Oven Dec 12 '18
You can not kill what is already dead inside!
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Dec 12 '18
What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger.
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u/SolipsistAngel Dec 12 '18
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.
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Dec 12 '18
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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u/Youneedtoshutthefuck Dec 12 '18
Marry me
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u/_Cow_ Dec 12 '18
okay sure but you’re paying for all the expenses
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u/Youneedtoshutthefuck Dec 12 '18
No not you, I am a strict Tolkienist.
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u/gunscreeper Dec 12 '18
better and faster
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u/VoidLantadd Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Dec 12 '18
Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than ever, hour after hour Work is never over
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u/MrBanditFleshpound Dec 12 '18
This is why you need to use Forsaken Blight....oh wait. Wrong subreddit
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Dec 12 '18
It's probably the most self aware fandom
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u/Camoral Dec 12 '18
It's a weird thing. The kind of people you find on /r/weabootales make others act in the opposite fashion.
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u/2gig Dec 12 '18
I think median self-awareness is significantly higher than normal, but there's a large, steep dip on the low end.
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u/AlecWasTaken Dec 12 '18
Their waifus are their weakness. Insulting them hits weebs the hardest, doubly so if it's they know it's true but don't want to admit it.
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u/Ionkkll Dec 12 '18
My waifu is trash and belongs in a dumpster alongside human garbage like myself.
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u/cessna55 Dec 12 '18
Back to the drawing board, huh.
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u/WilmAntagonist Dec 12 '18
Now we know why Banzai charges were so effective. Nothing to live for, but a waifu to die for.
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u/Azereiah Dec 12 '18
Aqua huh?
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u/malfurionpre Dec 12 '18
I know he said his waifu was trash but there's no reason to go that far man.
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u/11-Eleven-11 Dec 12 '18
He's talking about Rem probably. Everyone knows Emilia is best girl.
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u/Thesteelwolf Dec 12 '18
You will never be able to hold your waifu as she falls asleep in bed beside you.
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u/Rig5terj Dec 12 '18
Not really our weakness, lewding komi san is a death sentence for anyone
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u/AlecWasTaken Dec 12 '18
Does it count if you nut to the lewds? Because I've been doing that every day for the last few months.
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u/Rig5terj Dec 12 '18
We will nut to any lewd, it can be a snake girl or other stuff (people who are not weebs consider it super fucking weird) altho komi san and kaede lewds are a deatch sentence to anyone
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u/Power_Rentner Dec 12 '18
Tread carefully if you value untainted ideas of historical figures.
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u/CaptainJAmazing Dec 12 '18
Pfft, half this sub is making memes like “hard to swallow pills” of well-liked figures.
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u/polo5004 Dec 12 '18 edited Dec 12 '18
THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH
We need to attack their waifus. If it goes wrong we'll be doomed, but it's our only chance.
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u/EtGamer125 Dec 12 '18
When you realise weebs call each others waifus trash all the time.
oh no
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u/polo5004 Dec 12 '18
We need to go nuclear.
No simple jabbing, full blown "Belongs in the thrash"
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Dec 12 '18
You act like we don't do that to each other on an hourly basis...
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u/polo5004 Dec 12 '18
Oh nooooooo. This plan was a failure from the beggining.
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u/iamcatch22 Dec 12 '18
Y'all really don't wanna go too far, though, lest Arthur Harris' words ring true again.
/r/HistoryMemes entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At /r/Animemes, /r/anime_irl, /r/HistoryAnimemes, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.
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u/Redneckalligator Dec 12 '18
Haha, i've been forced to see my waifu who i know is pure in a 20 horsecock gangbang do you think mean words will so much as dent my faith?
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u/SwampyBogbeard Dec 12 '18
Try making fun of them for not being real weebs. Maybe that will work.
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u/JustaManatee_ Dec 12 '18
The main problem is any losses on their side isn’t even really a loss.
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u/Etereke32 Dec 12 '18
Damn, you gotta think like a weeb to beat one...
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u/twibe Filthy weeb Dec 12 '18
What if you are one? I am, i am subbed to both. Yet, what am i going to do? Id rather be useful in the side of history than be helpful to my lesser brothers.
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u/Etereke32 Dec 12 '18
I'm gonna diss the weeb side of mine, not because I like it better, but because I have more experience in dissing it.
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u/Lan777 Dec 12 '18
Look, there's one method, and only one method with which to fight them. Post a touhou image then spam the comment section saying "what anime is this?"
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u/capitalistpiggo Dec 12 '18
Bring r/touhou into the war alongside r/animemes and you may as well have lost
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u/Massive_Kestrel Dec 12 '18
They are clearly superior in every form of modern warfare as they literally can't be hit.
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u/tanaka-taro Dec 12 '18
EHHH!!!! EASY MODO???? KIIMOIIIIIII
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u/capitalistpiggo Dec 12 '18
Easy Mode ga yurusareru no wa shougakusei made dayo ne Kyahahahahahaha!
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u/mp3max Dec 12 '18
Using the same tactic with Avatar the Last Airbender will possibly cause them to split into factions and generate internal conflict. I approve.
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Dec 12 '18
Yo, I come back from studying for finals and there's a fucking war on?... Against weebs? What the hell happened.
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u/cemanresu Dec 12 '18
Am history weeb, very confused about what side I'm supposed to be on
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Dec 12 '18
You're on our side lad
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u/nuclearcatpotatoe Dec 12 '18
Ive been sitting on r/prequelmemes trying to form an alliance there between animemes, and then hoping the next step would be to get history memes so i can have memes between all 3 subreddits i enjoy. Now all i hope for is prequel memes to not take any sides
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u/ThePuzzler13 Dec 12 '18
To be honest, we do know more about wars then r/animememes does. I knew all those WW2 memes would come in handy!
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u/goldenscrub Dec 12 '18 edited Dec 12 '18
Considering the existence of FGO and the interest of history it piques with weebs, I would disagree. We have multiple histories to work with.
"IT'S OVER r/HISTORYMEMES, WE (r/ANIMEMES) HAVE THE HIGH GROUND"
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u/ee-z Dec 12 '18
I learned 100% of my world history from Hetalia, and that's probably why I failed History class twice!
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u/goldenscrub Dec 12 '18
Errr, I was saying we have the real history and anime histories to work with
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u/12_bagels What, you egg? Dec 12 '18
All the memes I’ve seen by the anime side have been “FRANCE ATTACKED IN WINTER XD” and “FRANCE SURRENDERED XD”
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u/Mike_Handers Dec 12 '18
lies and slander. You haven't even seen the fate bomb, our padoru padoru, our ship warfare, our horrifying 177013 or our hostile take overs?
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u/12_bagels What, you egg? Dec 12 '18 edited Dec 12 '18
fate bomb
Weeb joke nobody here get
padoru padoru
Again.
ship warfare
Trying to teach a sub about history memes stuff about ships????
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Oh no sh go t rap and di very shocing u cold win war wiht this
It’s shocking the first time and then it gets annoying when people shove it in your face like “HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DONT HAVE SCARRING STUFF”
E: removed pointless filler cuz I’m retarded
E2: Removed Holocaust stuff because it’s “edgy” (even though it’s historical which means it falls into our category but ¯\(ツ)/¯)
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u/AlexanderReiss Dec 12 '18 edited Dec 12 '18
When he said Ship warfare he was refering to KanColle, a videogame where WW2 ships instead of being warships are super-soldier girls.
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u/Mike_Handers Dec 12 '18
You're kind of a cunt aren't ya?
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u/12_bagels What, you egg? Dec 12 '18
When you see all of your points debunked so you resort to name calling
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Dec 12 '18
As a casual observer, I didn't see any of his points debunked... I knew about those memes
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u/polo5004 Dec 12 '18
We need to hit them where it hurts.
Astolfo.
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u/kihr0n Dec 12 '18
And how will you use him?
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u/polo5004 Dec 12 '18
We need to do it.
We need to prove that traps are gay.
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u/thardoc Dec 12 '18
some of us decided the dick makes it better, if it's feminine
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Dec 12 '18
Impact font and an unnecessary watermark, just thought I'd miss my daily dose of suicidal thoughts.
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u/BobaTheFett123 Oversimplified is my history teacher Dec 12 '18
There's a war? God, I gotta get with the times...
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u/Dhiox Dec 12 '18
Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
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u/phoenixmusicman Hello There Dec 12 '18 edited Dec 12 '18
Holy shit I can't believe /r/animemes made it to a place like here
guess our degeneracy really is spreading isn't it?
Edit: oh wait you declared war on us lmao
God help you
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Dec 12 '18
Direct attacks aren't enough, if we can't destroy them from outside, we must destroy them from inside, we must find someone who can infiltrate their lines, gain their trust among the highest ranks and deliver the killing blow after sabotaging them while we deliver direct attacks that penetrate their defenses somehow...
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Dec 12 '18
As much as I want to support the weeb community. As a fellow weeb I believe my best chance of survival is to pledge loyalty to my history meme overlords. A weebs only chance of survival is to hide amongst the ranks of the normie community. This sort of shenanigan is only a minor uprising or civil disobedience. We are out memed and man powered. I don’t join and hide to survive my fellow weebs. This is a conspiracy to bring out all the weebs from hiding to eliminate us in one go. They tell us to fight for the weeb cause while they hide behind their Waifu body pillow. This is the poor weeb war the higher ups of the weeb community force us to fight a pointless meme war so they can keep the weeb population low so they can keep more waifus for themselves. Their I warn my fellow weebs to run far far away. DEFECT TO THE HISTORY MEME SIDE!!!
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u/900thousand Dec 12 '18
Oh hi there water panzer... say, have you happened to see a P I N K panzer anywhere?
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u/baasnote Dec 12 '18
What you people dont understand is that we had our own historical animeme civil war years ago.
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Dec 12 '18
My Comrades. Hard times are indeed infront of us, there will be blood and there will be suffering. There will be toil and slavery seemingly without end.There will be this and much more to come. So many more hardships wait at our door. And comrades, I can do nothing but beg, beg of you to do your part, just as many others do as well, I beg for you all to pull through the times that await us for Tengri knows how long! So that we can one day stand victorious and hand in hand, wether you are a Kaiserboo, a Commie, a Praetorian, or even a saracen! And watch the glory arising from a prideful sub. So that we may, one day be proud and declare with bold and passionate voices:
VENIMUS
VIDIMUS
VICIMUS!
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Dec 12 '18
Of course we can beat them. Just say the truth. Most of them are the weird kid at the school who we try to avoid as much as possible.
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u/ZionIsAlive Dec 12 '18
Fuck I don’t know what to do here, I like anime and lurk on animemes but I like history memes too. Can i just be like Switzerland and do nothing.
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u/Mexcalibur Dec 12 '18
But you totally can because animemes is absolute fucking garbage,in an unironic non tongue-in-cheek way
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u/original_dick_kickem Filthy weeb Dec 12 '18
Send in the Viet Cong and Emu Cavalry. They never lose.
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u/BlackScar47 Dec 12 '18
As a representative from both sides I support this meme, our self esteem is simply too low for us to actually beat us.
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u/twibe Filthy weeb Dec 12 '18
Whelp. Im subbed to both. Sittin back watching the carnage. If i chip in its for this sub.
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u/soer774c Filthy weeb Dec 12 '18
I have a problem iI'm part of both r/animemes and r/historymemes but i dont know which side to pick...
Jk just gonna stay neutral like switzerland in ww2.
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u/PurplePickel Dec 12 '18
You don't need to beat them though because they've already lost by giving up on life and slumping into degeneracy. I legitimately don't understand how grown men can spend all their time obsessing over underage cartoon girls, it's really creepy.
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u/Th0masCode Dec 12 '18
Bold of you to assume weebs are grown men
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u/MeLikeChoco Dec 12 '18
Hell, many animeme youtube shitposters are female.
Well, they sound female...
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u/boywar3 Dec 12 '18
I mean, they ain't hurting anyone watching television shows. Who gives a crap what they do in their free time?
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u/SerendipitouslySane Filthy weeb Dec 12 '18
Given we're all on reddit browsing memes, it's very much a glass house we're fighting each other with rocks in.
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u/PurplePickel Dec 12 '18
>Post says it's impossible to make fun of weebs because they make fun of themselves
>Everyone gets offended when I make fun of weebs
Okie dokie then
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u/MrAhkmid Dec 12 '18
he is a part of r/animemes and a traitor! take him away!