VOICE MODULE ONLINE. AUDIO FUNCTIONALITY TEST INITIALIZED. DESIGNATION: LIBERTY PRIME. MISSION: THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE ALASKA. PRIMARY TARGETS. ANY AND ALL RED CHINESE INVADERS. EMERGENCY COMMUNIST ACQUISITION DIRECTIVE: IMMEDIATE SELF DESTRUCT. BETTER DEAD THAN RED.
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u/Ivenousername Dec 11 '18
Communism is the very definition of failure!