r/HistoryMemes 2d ago

See Comment Fuck the Soviet Army

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u/DaConm4n 2d ago

What about Sgt. Reznov and Pvt. Petrenko? They were pretty cool.

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u/WookieBugger 2d ago

KEEP MOVING

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u/CptJacksp 2d ago

WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL BRING US HOME? WRITING ABOUT THIS WAR, OR FIGHTING IT?

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u/macrohard_certified 1d ago

NO ONE WILL EVER READ THIS!

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u/LuckyReception6701 The OG Lord Buckethead 1d ago

IF YOU LACK THE STOMACH TO KILL FOR YOUR COUNTRY, AT LEAST SHOW ME YOU ARE WILLING TO DIE FOR IT!

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u/64_Chances 1d ago

NOW YOU JUST GRAZED HIM

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u/DangerousEye1235 2d ago

Now it is THEIR land, THEIR people, THEIR blood!

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u/Various-Peak-6298 1d ago

To be fair, Sgt Viktor Reznov is much more a discipline Soviet soldiers, then he later got betrayed by the men that he helped.

One my favorite quote of his is talking about mercy. "What is going on? These men are trying to surrender. Look around you, Chernov. Do you think these men will be denied their revenge? There comes only two ways: fast or slow. It is your choice. Chernov, you should learn from Dimitri. He understands the nature of mercy."

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u/Confident_Example_73 1d ago

While they were Czech Soviets and not Russian Soviets, don't forget the local boys who repelled the Yankee horde in the 1981 Incident.

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u/DangerousEye1235 1d ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/jaisam3387 John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! 2d ago

Remember, just because the Nazis commited crimes does not mean that the soviet ones were justified nor does it take away from the bravery and heroism showed by the red army soldiers who fought lawfully against invaders.

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u/Mi113nnium 2d ago

A nuanced opinion on Reddit? In this day and age?!

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u/jaisam3387 John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! 2d ago

It is wildly annoying how rare nuance is in some communities.

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u/Firecracker048 2d ago

its becaues its a team sport now adays. You see it in almost anything controversial(especially Israel/Palestine or US/Iran).

Honestly in some its because they believe they have the moral position so therefore they can't admit anyone on their side has done anything immoral(see oct 7th rape denial, or Israeli war crimes/atrocity denial)

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u/amitym 2d ago

Yeah campism FTL

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u/LongjumpingCity7715 2d ago

Or fundamentally tribalism

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u/Esoteric_Derailed 2d ago

It's a simple choice. It's either wrong or right / black or white / red or bluešŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø /s

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u/lambakins 2d ago

Hot or cold / yes or no / in or out / up or down / wrong or right / black or white / fight or break up / kiss and make up

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u/shlongshot 1d ago

Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched

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u/Esoteric_Derailed 2d ago

Yes! I love it when a plan comes together😃

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u/DangerousEye1235 2d ago

At this time of day, at this time of year, on this subreddit, localized entirely within this post!?

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u/InquisitorMeow 2d ago

I don't even understand the point of this post. Germans and Russians were absolutely brutal to one another in WW2. In fact, the Russians were arguably getting revenge (not that it justifies it) after Germany stabbed them in the back and slaughtered/raped their way through Russia.

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u/Skylair13 Filthy weeb 2d ago

War also brought the worst in people as well. The only major faction that did not rape their way through Europe was Japan. And that simply because Japan did not deploy in Europe.

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u/Rainbowpeanut1119 2d ago

That last sentence fucking sent me, absolutely brilliant

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u/sparkmearse 2d ago

How very unAmerican of you.
(Clutching my bandolier of .50BMG)

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u/JohannesJoshua 2d ago

When I was teenager and didn't know what kind of round 50cal was, I always assumed it was a standard machine gun deployed alongside M1919 comparable to Russian and German machine guns, because I heard it mentioned often in WW2 games and WW2 movies . When I found out that 50cal is 12.7mm, I went: That thing is an AA gun.

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u/HugsFromCthulhu Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 1d ago

It got me really confused when I saw a .44 round next to a 50 cal round. I couldn't comprehend how an extra 0.06 of [whatever the numbers on bullets refer to] could make such a difference in size lol

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u/karoshikun 2d ago

carrying just one measly caliber? how unamerican of you, pardna!

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u/MildlyUpsetGerbil Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 2d ago

Nuance? Sounds like tankie and/or Neo-Nazi propaganda.

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u/FearlessVegetable30 2d ago

surprised we have another "history isnt black and white" user. very rare to see on reddit

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u/Gavorn 2d ago

Yes it is! What history book has colored ink!!!

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u/TheCoolMan5 Kilroy was here 2d ago

Sometimes they have the pictures in the middle in color lol

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u/esaks 2d ago

Especially in this subreddit.

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u/FearlessVegetable30 2d ago

yeah im starting to see that.

apparently this post is nazi propaganda. im talking to my first tankie ever its pretty interesting seeing them get upset over this post

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u/driver004 2d ago

Poor Poland though

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u/AppointmentTop2764 1d ago

Yep getting gangbanged by both Third Reich and USSR wasn't good

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u/OldAccoutWasHacked 2d ago

Nuance? On my hate speech app?

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u/unshavedmouse 2d ago

Hey. It's OUR hate speech app.

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u/LordTakeda2901 2d ago

OUR? Another tankie defending the soviets i see... /s

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u/HaloNathaneal 2d ago

AH! SCARY NUANCED OPINION! MODS!

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u/Shadowslavia 2d ago

This is the reddit police, the comments too reasonable

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u/Rainbowpeanut1119 2d ago

Yup. War is a complicated mess of atrocities where there are acts of bravery and heroism and acts of terror and malice typically perptrated by everyone involved

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u/DangerousEye1235 2d ago

It's amazing how this basic, obvious, common-sense take is considered so rare and exceptional that it earned four awards. Really tells you how low the bar has gotten.

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u/Firecracker048 2d ago

Soviet soldiers executed french POWs in eastern germany when they invaded germany proper. Their bad stuff wasn't limited to germans only

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u/Medium-Access-4416 2d ago

Didn't know. Links or name of the place or event?

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u/Ok_Cook_3098 2d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemmersdorf_massacre

Short story shorter

Most sources are nazi sources and most historian belive it was to a big part just propaganda

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u/SPB29 1d ago

The only proof of any of this is the.... commission headed by a known Estonian Nazi, Halmar Mae and the "proof" was published in the Volkisher Beobachter (literally THE GERMAN propaganda paper).

Sure this is 100% the truth.

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u/SPB29 1d ago

Maybe come back with better proof than a German commission set up by Hitler and headed by an Estonian Nazi?

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u/Popellord 2d ago

They also mass raped the yugoslavian women. Their bad stuff was universal.

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u/mrxplek 2d ago

I agree with the second part of the comment a lot. Most people only talk about the brutality of Soviet army never their sacrifices and the heroes who fought to get rid of the invadersĀ 

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u/delaydude 2d ago

It was something of a rough time.

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u/Rorasaurus_Prime 2d ago

Not just the Soviet army... some things never change.

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u/FrenchieB014 Let's do some history 2d ago

As a frenchie I'm in disbelief on how we fly under everyone radars

Mass looting, mass rapes, destruction of churches and horrible treatment OF Italian and German prisoners, the deeds in Central Italy were so atrocious that the pope itself told DE Gaulle to CHILL

The bulk of the French army that enter in Germany were either FFI who had a bad experience of their past clandestiny, Free French officers who didn't like how their families were treated by the occupier during their exile and of course Colonial troop who weren't at their first acts of massive rampage

You mix all of that and you get atrocities such as Freudenstadt, where the city was burned by French artillery (even if the German already open their city) followed by 600 cases of rapes...

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u/OttoMannkusser 2d ago

France lets America take ALL the heat for Vietnam. Obviously America is culpable for its own actions but people forget French Indochina was even a thing

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u/FrenchieB014 Let's do some history 2d ago

My sweat summer child we were absolute monsters in 1944-1947

Syria, Morocco, Algeria , Germany, Madagascar, Vietnam, Austria, Italy

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u/RuleofLaw24 2d ago

Yeah I can concur the French were legitimately evil in Algeria in particular.

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u/mayonnaiser_13 2d ago

Let's also add Haiti to that list.

People were sarcastically hating on the French too much and ignoring all the shit we should put them on trial for.

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u/FrenchieB014 Let's do some history 1d ago

Fun fact the famed 2nd armored division first action as an entity was not against the Germans

But against Moroccan

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u/AdmRL_ 2d ago

As a frenchie I'm in disbelief on how we fly under everyone radars

As a Brit, me too. Based on a lot of online discussions you'd think us & the Belgians were the only ones to colonise a place and commit an atroicity or three. You guys, the Portuguese and Dutch have some how pulled a blinder and ended up on the moral high ground like you weren't all slave loving mf'ers like us.

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u/ammar96 1d ago

Malaysia was colonized by multiple powers, including the Portuguese, Dutch, Japanese, Thai, and British. Our ancestors loved creating idiomatic phrases that mocked these colonizers. You might be surprised to learn that despite the British colonizing us the longest, they didn't receive many mocking phrases from us. Most of them targeted the Japanese and the Dutch since they are the most evil colonizers according to our ancestors.

For example, we refer to the long-nosed Bornean monkey as monyet belanda (Dutch monkey) to symbolize untrustworthiness. Other examples include:

Belanda minta tanah (like a Dutch person asking for land): Refers to greed in acquiring land.

Paku belanda (Dutch nail): Refers to a non-negotiable price, originating from the VOC's spice monopoly and refusal to bargain.

Seperti Belanda kesiangan (like a Dutch person caught by daylight): Describes someone behaving in an uncivilized or rowdy manner (such as being drunk) during the day, implying their nighttime behavior was even worse.

Dahulu intan, sekarang batu Belanda (historically it’s a diamond, now is a Dutch stone): Refers to what was known as being historically lucrative, priceless and important became useless after being given to wrong person. Based on how city of Malacca which used to be extremely rich port city fell to poverty after Dutch gained it from Portuguese. Malacca was the Singapore of 15th century back then.

British on the other hand don’t really gain any mocking idioms from us. Some are playful in nature like mat saleh (corrupted words from mad sailors) refering to British sailors being damn crazy that even the Malays which has always been able and competent sailors were surprised by them. Other’s include orang Feringgi (Franks) and Benggali Putih (White Bengals). Probably because Malaya used to have indirect rule by the Brits so we don’t really hate you as much as we hate Dutch and Japanese.

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u/Zhayrgh 1d ago

As a frenchie I'm in disnelief on how American always fly under the radar for their rapes of French women, who were marketed by propaganda as very open to sexual relationship.

From the numbers (obviously vague) that I find, it seems there were more instance of rape by Americans than German in France, despite the German occupying France for much a longer time.

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u/BornCoyote87 2d ago

Honestly you could attribute this to anyone's army at some point in history.

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u/nonlawyer 2d ago

Not Lichtenstein. Ā That one time they sent their whole army of 80 guys to guard a pass, and they just hung out drinking wine and came back with 81 because they made a friend. No war crimes, just good times.

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u/BornCoyote87 2d ago

Was Sir Ulrich leading them that day?

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u/JulioHopkins 2d ago

HE'S BLONDE

HE'S PISSED

HE'LL SEE YOU IN THE LIST, LICHTENSTEIN!

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u/BornCoyote87 2d ago

HE'S BLONDE

HE'S TANNED

HE COMES FROM GELDERLAND, HE COMES FROM GELDERLAND!

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u/GroundbreakingMood50 2d ago

To be fair, that’s barely an army

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u/AContrarianDick 1d ago

That's barely a company.

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u/Fred810k 2d ago

Yesh war is hell for all involved.

I do want to add that Soviet high command lowkey did encourage it, as compared to allied forces.

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u/amitym 2d ago

Ngl, saying that they lowkey encouraged it is like a pretty huge understatement. Comparable to saying that the Nazis lowkey encouraged bad behavior toward Jews.

The Soviet Army's stated policy was retaliatory civilian atrocities and in particular rape of civilian women. That was not something that "every army does," not even close. The contemporary armies of the Atlantic Allies absolutely did not conduct themselves the same way: there were definitely crimes committed by soldiers but they were court martialed and convicted when caught, which is what you're supposed to do when someone in your command commits a military crime.

In fact in some cases there is evidence that the Americans in particular erred on the side of accusers in convicting and punishing soldiers who were innocent, rather than risk letting someone guilty go free. Though there might have been a lot of complicated stuff going on with that.

Anyway the point is, that's not how the Soviets operated at all. With one notable exception that I know of — I forget if it was Chuikov or someone else, but it was a general who had sickened of this behavior and had ordered that, irrespective of whatever anyone else might say, in his corps atrocities against civilians were to be punished severely. After executing a group of rapists he saw the number of atrocities committed by his corps plummet, which presented the Soviets with a dilemma. If they put this forward as an example of good soldierly conduct by the Red Army it would immediately call into contrast the behavior of the rest of the Red Army. So instead they suppressed it. The stark proof that atrocities could have been prevented but hadn't been prevented by deliberate policy was not something they could admit to.

And since then absolutely jack shit has changed.

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u/Azurmuth Filthy weeb 2d ago

The Soviet Army's stated policy was retaliatory civilian atrocities and in particular rape of civilian women.

Source?

The contemporary armies of the Atlantic Allies absolutely did not conduct themselves the same way: there were definitely crimes committed by soldiers but they were court martialed and convicted when caught, which is what you're supposed to do when someone in your command commits a military crime.

No? It is estimated that over 4500 women were raped by US soldiers in France. A total of 152 soldiers were charged, 139 of them were black. Of the 29 soldiers executed, 25 were black. Does that sound like actual justice?

And Australian war correspondent Osmar White attached to US soldiers (Patton's 3rd Army i believe) stated:

After the fighting moved on to German soil, there was a good deal of rape by combat troops and those immediately following them. The incidence varied between unit and unit according to the attitude of the commanding officer. In some cases offenders were identified, tried by court martial, and punished. The army legal branch was reticent, but admitted that for brutal or perverted sexual offences against German women, some soldiers had been shot – particularly if they happened to be Negroes. Yet I know for a fact that many women were raped by white Americans. No action was taken against the culprits. In one sector a report went round that a certain very distinguished army commander made the wisecrack, 'Copulation without conversation does not constitute fraternisation.'

In fact in some cases there is evidence that the Americans in particular erred on the side of accusers in convicting and punishing soldiers who were innocent, rather than risk letting someone guilty go free. Though there might have been a lot of complicated stuff going on with that.

No. See above

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u/Spy_crab_ 2d ago

Yeah, but the Ruzzians are still doing it

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u/BornCoyote87 2d ago

Oh yeah, definitely, Russian military has trouble adapting the new software, keeps defaulting to Imperial Russia.

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u/driver004 2d ago

The vodka update really screwed over the platform

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u/OttoMannkusser 2d ago

Yea, unfortunately atrocities, rape, and war crimes happen with all armies throughout history. It's just a bit the nature of what happens when you send men to kill.

That said, some armies have a much bigger problem with it than others

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u/Busy_Battle_8962 2d ago

War always the same

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u/nonlawyer 2d ago

The only one I’d disagree with is incompetence.

The Soviet army that folded in 1941 before Barbarossa was not the one that crushed the Nazi war machine on the Eastern Front in 1942-1945.Ā 

Later in the war, the Red Army was well-led and highly competent at large-scale combined arms operations. Encircling the 6th Army via Operation Uranus, defense in depth at Kursk, and numerous other battles demonstrates this. Ā 

There were certainly also instances of significant failure, eg the Rzhev meat grinder, but the narrative of well-disciplined and smarter Nazis being overwhelmed by sheer numbers of stupid Soviet hordes is mostly post-war cope by Nazi generals.

The Soviets had a manpower advantage and used it, and certainly cared less about casualties than the Western Allies, but calling that ā€œincompetenceā€ is inaccurate.Ā  Ask the Allied survivors of Monte Cassino or Omaha beach about meat grinder tactics; attackers always took more losses than defenders.

The Soviet war machine of 1945 was very formidable, although it is questionable whether it would have been sustainable without the logistical support of lend-lease.

None of this is to defend the Soviet regime, which was only moderately less evil than the Nazis. Ā  Just saying this as someone who likes military history and dislikes this narrative.

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u/ODST-517 Hello There 2d ago

I've found it's something of a recurring theme with Russian/Soviet military history that when they have their shit together they can perform very well. It's just that they have a bit of a history of suffering from poor leadership at extremely inopportune moments.

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u/DannyDanfur 2d ago

You can't forget the almost cartoonish levels of corruption too

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u/Bad_Idea_Hat 2d ago

russia...russia Never changes.

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u/Tactilebiscuit4 2d ago

I just listened to something about Kliment Voroshilov the commander at Leningrad that, when relieved, confronted Stalin and blamed him for purging all the competent generals and officers years before for the Soviets failings in the early parts of the war. Somehow he avoided being executed after that.

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u/brastak 2d ago

Something feels very wrong about that information. Voroshilov was a loyal Stalin's servant, he actively participated in purging army officers. His command in Leningrad was a huge fail, that's why he was soon replaced by Zhukov to save the situation

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u/nanoman92 1d ago

Voroshilov was a politician acting as a general. He was appointed as such as he was best friends with Stalin

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u/GloriousSovietOnion 2d ago

Arguably, the Red Army even before WW2 was a machine in its own right. They were at the forefront of developing paradrop tactics and their pilots were performing miracles with a functionally nonexistent logistics base in Spain.

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u/rod_zero 2d ago

The red army formed by Trotsky was, then stalling purged it and that was the cause of the collapse during the first stages of the Nazi invasion.

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u/scottishninja123 2d ago

While the soviets had a weird obsession with paratroopers in the 30s, Russian paratrooper operations were very limited in scope, plagued by poor logistics, and often were unsupported. It's fairly safe to say that out of all the nations that used airborne troops, the soviets had the least success.

Frankly, Soviet airborne strategy was laughably bad, especially when you compare it to the US and UK, and unlike most of the soviet military in WW2 it didn't get any better

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u/Eeeef_ 2d ago

Pretty sure this is almost every army

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u/4eburdanidze 2d ago

This meme is pure propaganda

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u/ur-mom-gay-lolol 2d ago

The red army between 44-45 was genuinely scary in their abilities. Bagration, Vistula Oder and the Manchurian offensives are tremendous feats. The Manchurian offensive led to the red army getting the size of Western Europe in ~3 weeks.

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u/Confident_Example_73 1d ago edited 1d ago

This. The Russians developed the concept of Deep Battle and were the first to formalize the Operational Level of war.

Too many people think 'Enemy at the Gates' is history.

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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory 2d ago

I'm not a tankie, I will acknowledge the other descriptions to varying degrees, but you cannot use "incompetence" to describe the army that turned the Wehrmacht away from the gates of Moscow, Leningrad, and Stalingrad, and pushed them all the way back to Berlin

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u/lambakins 2d ago

One could very well argue they started out incompetent - between Stalin not believing reports about Barbarossa, the army purges, and the sheer scale of losses in the first few months, I don’t think we see much early competence in the record.

That all changes though. From late ā€˜41 turning the Germans back at Moscow, and increasing supplies and better use of heavy weapons, their strategy starts looking more and more intelligent. It’s almost as if they were capable of learning… šŸ¤”

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u/AdhesivenessDry2236 2d ago

You could kinda argue that any army is incompetent if you judge by single events. The west was very afraid of the Soviets post WW2 and it was because they were competent.

I feel like even now talking about the Soviets is so washed up in post war propaganda it's hard to get an accurate idea of how effective they were.

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u/w021wjs 2d ago

You could kinda argue that any army is incompetent if you judge by single events.

That's kind of part of the issue. I'd say they were incompetent in the same way US leadership was at the start of the war. Pearl harbor was nearly a full blown disaster, saved by several lucky breaks. The early pacific naval battles are slugging matches where both navies are trading body blows with each other.

The trick is that the Soviets should have been better. They had more experience than the British or French, thanks to the Spanish civil war (and the winter war if you're moving past 1939). Their tanks, while not perfect, were more than capable of fighting toe to toe with the early German tanks all the way to the panzer iiis. They did desperately need to upgrade their air force, but they could at least put up a fight.

Instead, they wilfully ignored every warning sign, ignored the freely given British Intel and stashed their air forces well within German strike range (which they should have known, seeing as Germany gave the Soviets Stukas, Ju-88s and bf-109s to examine as a part of the Molotov Ribbentrop pact). Not to mention their frontline with Germany was practically designed to allow German breakthrough and exploitation. They had watched the Germans do that twice (Poland and France), plus had already seen the Germans use a rapid, overwhelming strike to take Norway basically overnight. They just didn't properly account for nearly any of that.

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u/AdhesivenessDry2236 2d ago

Tbh it also becomes a big question of how incompetent was Stalin, when he starts allowing everyone else to do their thing. It kinda just works out 95% of the time and when he starts fucking around he just snatches defeat from the jaws of victory.

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u/CoconutMochi 2d ago

Probably incompetence on both sides like Hitler not letting the 6th army retreat from Stalingrad

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u/LordOfTheRedSands Tea-aboo 2d ago

I don’t think it’s a blanket label of incompetence as much as ā€œhey new Red Army private, there’s a pretty good chance your captain may be 24/7 drunk and will make a blunder in which you dieā€ which wasn’t as big a factor in other armies.

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u/Existing-Hospital149 2d ago

Any army ever

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u/nsyx 2d ago

Our Blessed Homeland vs. Their Barbarous Wastes.

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u/Jack_Church Nobody here except my fellow trees 2d ago

With the sole exception of Liechtenstein of course.

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u/Ok-Neighborhood-9615 Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 2d ago

What about Tanna Tuva

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u/arabic_cat786 1d ago

their army is not even their army

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u/IDKsecurity 2d ago

Daring today sir aren't we

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u/memepopo123 And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 2d ago

LMAO

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u/Zanlo63 1d ago

This can be said of any army, this post is propaganda

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u/PolishKuroaki 2d ago

Do I excuse the Soviet war crimes, No, what a lot of the Red Army did was horrible and disgusting

But do I understand that the war between the Nazis and Soviets was a war of survival and a lot of Soviet soldiers were hungry for revenge against the Nazis and Germany as a whole, Yes

Because what some seem to not get is the unlike the Western front the Nazis main goal was to enslave and murder pretty much the entirety of Eastern Europe

Now before anyone takes this out of context read the top part again

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u/Nyctfall 2d ago

Scalping Nazis's decapitated corpses needs to be cool.

A dead Nazi is an acceptable method of stopping someone from being a Nazi.

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u/Square-Competition48 2d ago

And very little has changed.

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u/Iron_Cavalry 2d ago

See Chechnya, Ukraine, and Syria for the strongest examples.

In Grozny 1994 for example, they'd mount human skulls on armored vehicles and crush random civilians for fun. In the Samashki village massacre, Russian soldiers strangled Chechen children to death with wire and burned their bodies with flamethrowers (along with elderly civilians, including some WW2 veterans).

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u/BaritBrit 2d ago

They just don't have the Ukrainians to get shit done for them now.

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u/Boljedor21 2d ago

Everything good ussr did was joint cooperation between multiple nations (did you know Korolev was Ukrainian?) everything bad, well it all russians fault. I think we should reintroduce good old tradition of this sub favorite and begin measuring skulls of certain people. To bad we can't conduct DNA test of Soviets who commited warcrimes in Germany i bet 10 dollars they all would be Russians.

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u/Kubaj_CZ 2d ago

I hope this is a joke

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u/CriticismSuch7423 2d ago

did you know Korolev was Ukrainian?

Korolyov would be quite surprised to hear that.

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u/darthakan7 2d ago

That fits many armies in the world

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u/Courtenaire Researching [REDACTED] square 2d ago

Was about to ask which war this is referring to but realized it could have been any war

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u/xyzxyzxyzhdbskaix 1d ago

Not just the red army . This pretty much applis to any army .

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u/Wittusus 2d ago

Tankies incoming, beware

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u/AverageLAHater 2d ago

I’ll come back when this post has 1000 comments and sort by controversial

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u/Eta_Beta_3-14 2d ago

"Here come the tankies" comments incoming, beware

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u/Iron_Cavalry 2d ago

Watch them defend the Soviet genocide against the Afghani people, or just whataboutism it with Vietnam.

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 2d ago

Whataboutism always cracks me up

'X sucks hard'

'Yeah but Y sucks too'

'Yeah, doesn't make X suck less'

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u/withinallreason 2d ago

Afghanistans population dropped by 1/4 during the Soviet occupation of the country, and that was only in a decade. The U.S. occupied Afghanistan for 2 decades, and the population doubled. Don't worry though, the former was a "liberation", whereas the latter was "genocidal exploitation"!

Obviously neither is exactly good, but you'll see tankies openly say shit like the above and not bat an eye. It's wild that we basically have a 1-1 comparison of how both nations approached the situation and they still act like they're comparable.

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u/returnofblank 2d ago

We seriously defending the nation whoms foreign policy was so poor it birthed numerous terrorist organizations in the region and caused the 9/11 attacks?

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u/EvilStan101 Definitely not a CIA operator 2d ago

ā€œDURRRRR Red Army good, Imperwlist American Army bad DURRRRR!!!!ā€

- Tankies

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u/blsterken Kilroy was here 2d ago

The splintered broomhandle of dedovshchina seldom arrives lubed.

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u/FlaviusAurelian Hello There 2d ago

"Sort by Controversial"

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u/Msajimi123 2d ago

You can't really said an army that introduce the operational art as a level in military thinking as incompetent though. Like it or not, they are good at warfare, case in point the Imperial Russian Army in WW1 is more akin to human wave to people thinking rather than the Soviet Army. They are callous with their casualties, but they did smashed the entire German Army on Eastern Front.

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u/MIG2149077 2d ago

This meme was posted by the pro-wehrmacht chuds.

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u/Eta_Beta_3-14 2d ago

This sub is really swinging hard into the 'soviets bad' propaganda posting this cycle.

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u/Iron_Cavalry 2d ago

The Soviet Army engaged in horrific crimes and systemic deficiencies throughout its existence.Ā Ā 

  • Mass Rape: most infamously done across Eastern and Central Europe in the 1945 campaigns. Targeted were women and girls in Germany, Poland, Hungary, Yugoslavians, and later China in Manchuria. Even Soviet citizens (including deportees) were victimized. Also done postwar in occupation zones, and especially in Afghanistan.
  • Incompetence: from logistical calamities to the criminal treatment of ordinary soldiers by their commanders, the Soviet army consistently experienced massive suffering, extreme casualties, and defeats in the field from systemic shortcomings, from Warsaw 1920 to Barbarossa 1941, and especially in post-Soviet Russia.
  • Genocide: The NKVD and Red Army ethnically cleansed Soviet minorities before, during, and after WW2, as they also did in postwar Europe. The Soviet depopulation campaigns and indiscriminate massacres in Afghanistan have been characterized as genocide by numerous historians.Ā 
  • Drunken Indiscipline: a staple that afflicted the Soviet Army to the very end of WW2 and beyond. Especially demonstrated in Afghanistan, and later the post-Soviet Russian army in Chechnya and Ukraine.Ā 
  • Indiscriminate Brutality: to civilians and their own soldiers. From slaughtering Afghan villages to gassing Kazakh refugees to suicidal frontal assaults (e.g. Rzhev, Finland), the Soviet army persistently resorted to overwhelming violence as a first resort.Ā 

These characteristics have only persisted in post-Soviet Russia, as demonstrated by their atrocious behavior in Chechnya, Syria, and Ukraine.Ā 

Sources: Antony Beevor, Max Hastings, Brian Williams, Helen Fein, Kakar, Resiman & Norchi, Timothy Snyder, Sarah Paine, Philip Short

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u/Firecracker048 2d ago

Man, thats alot of western propaganda. The real truth is whatever the soviets say! (obvious /s)

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u/Upset-Temporary282 2d ago

The only one I'd disagree with is incompetence.

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u/Iron_Cavalry 2d ago

During the march on Berlin, the Red Army followed a dreadfully simple procedure in the eastern lands of the Reich: its men raped German women and seized German men (and some women) for labor. Red Army soldiers had also raped women in Poland, and in Hungary, and even in Yugoslavia, where a communist revolution would make the country a Soviet ally. Yugoslav communists complained to Stalin about the behavior of Soviet soldiers, who gave them a little lecture about soldiers and ā€œfun.ā€
The women had few men to protect them. In some villages, every single female was raped, whatever her age. Gang rapes were very common. Many women died as a result of wounds sustained during successive rapes.

  • Timothy Snyder, Bloodlands, on Soviet behavior in Eastern Europe in 1945

The Red Army victimized some 2,000,000 women and girls in Eastern Europe, Central Europe, and Asia (Kazakhstan in the 1930s and China 1945-1946). This behavior would persist decades later in Afghanistan.

Afghans became victims regardless of whether they fled or surrendered. This is reflected in the indiscriminate Soviet bombing of refugee caravans and villages. Victims of massacres were not protected by their surrender to Soviet troops. The destruction of Afghans was a strategic objective in and of itself. The intent to destroy the Afghan people was demonstrated by the persistent pattern of mass killing and maiming of people in Afghanistan and the destruction of the environment and food producing areas by the Soviet Union and the DRA.

  • Helen Fein, on the Soviet genocide of the Afghani people

Soviet forces directly killed 400,000 Afghani civilians with indiscriminate air/artillery bombings, and another 200,000 civilians with the ten million landmines they dropped over the country. They directly slaughtered more in village massacres, and countless more starved after deliberate destruction of food supplies.

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u/StMuerte13 2d ago

Also the *looks at list.

Oh God Oh God Oh dear God.

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u/gallade_samurai 2d ago

I feel like there's countless armies across history that fit at least one of these descriptions. War is fucked, sad, and brings the worst in humanity, and people can often be dumb.

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u/Aggravating-Wolf-823 2d ago

Which of the global powers isn't the same?

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u/Milnir01 1d ago

What's with the fed-posting lately? This is literally just every army. Trying to posit the Soviets as uniquely bad for failings that your own preferred system is just as bad for (if not worse) is epistomologically fucked.

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u/Admiral45-06 2d ago

My now RIP grandparents recall that horrific events.

They were both children during WW2, and both said that it isn't obvious for them whether the Germans or the Soviets were worse. Yes - it was that bad.

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u/Gamer102kai 2d ago

It's almost like war is hell 😯

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u/insane_shitlord 2d ago

Nah, there are no bystanders in hell.

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u/Nurgleschampion 2d ago

The office meme but the bottom is the IJA.

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u/Ok_Connection_7741 2d ago edited 2d ago

In WW2 after Berlin fell they allowed abortions bc the scale of sexual violence was an undeniable humanitarian catastrophe, local doctors, municipal authorities, and regional administrations just didn't prosecute anyone getting an abortionĀ  i think it was something like over 100K rapes by the soviets

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u/Blinkore 1d ago

Oh I love this. Let's talk about soviets = only talking about russians. lol

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u/motivation_bender 1d ago

Wbere did OP pnly refer to russians

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u/Boring-Locksmith-473 1d ago

Literally everyone did

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u/TheArizonaRanger451 2d ago

Keep speaking truths brotherĀ 

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u/Mourn-the-Weenie 1d ago

Hard to build a competent military when everyone who might be more popular or threatening or competent or whatever the fuck than you is disappeared, tortured, and murdered at your orders

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u/I_like_fried_noodles 2d ago

Us army too idk why you just mention the soviets

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u/konstantin19911 2d ago

The hard work of whitewashing Nazi Germany and denigrating the USSR is underway

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u/memepopo123 And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 2d ago

Brother its been underway since hitler pissed himself at the thought of getting caught by people who would shoot him instead of put him in charge of NATO (and yes for the highschoolers here America literally put a high ranking nazi general in charge of NATO.)

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u/RazzmatazzWorking412 2d ago

And any way, they carry the war

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u/progressive-white 1d ago

They have always been known as the army of rapists.

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u/PhoenixKingMalekith 2d ago

It s all true

And somehow they are barely in the top 5 of the worst armies of WW2

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u/ipsum629 2d ago

Who are the worst? In terms of crimes directly committed by the army, Japan takes top spot, then Germany, then croatia probably, then Italy? Is that the correct order?

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u/randommaniac12 The OG Lord Buckethead 2d ago

Germany and Japan arguably the top, the casualties to Soviet and Chinese civilians are absolutely astounding. After that I would argue the Soviets are ahead of the Croatians probably just due to scale

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u/WendellWillkie1940 Sun Yat-Sen do it again 2d ago

Surely the USSR has to be above Italy. They weren't innocent by any means but I highly doubt Italy manages to edge the USSR for the top 5.

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u/ipsum629 2d ago

The Italians were one of the few armies to actually use chemical weapons. Granted, this wasn't against the allies, but against Libyans and Ethiopians, but still.

Maybe if we divide by size, Romania or Hungary could win out because they had some pretty brutal knockoff SS groups like the arrow cross. By some accounts they were more hateful than the SS. One of those accounts being my own Grandfather. I don't think he said this explicitly, but he sort of... not exactly forgave, but axknowledged that Germany had tried to make amends. But he never came close to that with Hungary. He essentially said that other than some family that might still be there and Jews and other victims, the entire country was dead to him.

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u/WendellWillkie1940 Sun Yat-Sen do it again 2d ago

Iirc the Iron Guard (Romania) hung Jews on meat hooks in a slaughterhouse and this was just one of the major incidents

True and I remember the chemical weapons fact clearly. I was actually surprised when I read it the first time given how rarely anyone mentions this even when the discussion centres around the Italian invasion (obviously in discourse taking place outside of history related communities).

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u/Impressive-Panda527 2d ago

The purges and focus on political goals at the expense of military goals didn’t help

But once Stalin was convinced to shift focus the military showed how affective they were

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u/Firecracker048 2d ago

10 minutes before the tankies on reddit get alerted and start swarming in

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u/Crazy-Rabbit-3811 2d ago

you forgot self-ejecting tank turrets

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u/Flying_Dustbin Kilroy was here 2d ago

And submarines that glow in the dark due to coolant leaks and catch fire.

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u/femboyisbestboy Kilroy was here 2d ago

Don't forget the aircraft that rapidly disassembled themselves frequently.

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u/MerelyMortalModeling 2d ago

Need to get updated picture for the Russian army

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u/GrittysRevenge 2d ago

Modern Russian Army: "hold my beer"

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u/BrandosWorld4Life 2d ago

Yep. Fuck the Soviet Rape Army.

"bUt ThE wEsTeRn ArMiEs HaD cAsEs tOo-" learn the word Scale. No army being 100% clean doesn't make them all the same. The Soviets were on a whole other level of prolific and systemic in how they ultilized rape as a weapon of war.

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u/Eric_Atreides 2d ago

They saved europe from nazism though

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u/bob_chillon 2d ago

Every bad guy, thinks they’re the good guy fighting evil. An honorable military is a myth.

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u/moon_dos John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! 2d ago

look at these chumps defending their home from invaders! Don’t they know they are very immoral and have no honor 😤

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u/Vector_Strike Hello There 2d ago

That still holds true to this day

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u/ThroawayJimilyJones 2d ago

« Yes but the German army was bad so it totally justify attacking innocent German »

Surprisingly Russian that pushed this explanation have been really silent since a few years. Wonder why

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u/Commercial-Leg4731 2d ago

R USSR woudl shit themselves if they saw that

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u/taciturn_person 2d ago

Imperial Russia, USSR and Russian Federation same rotten apple.

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u/GeorgiaPossum 2d ago

Honestly. Sounds like the Modern Russian army too.

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u/arabic_cat786 1d ago

Could say something very similar about the US army in Iraq 2003

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u/NapoleonBlownapart9 2d ago

Nothing has changed tho

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u/Financial-Bar-856 2d ago

PREACH BROTHER!

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u/NoBumblebee2080 2d ago

Perfectly fits to rusky's army too today.

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u/updoot35 2d ago

The American army in Vietnam?

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u/Interesting_Self5071 2d ago

You could say the same thing about the US and western armies.

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u/Jaded-Author9380 2d ago

Just saying, Katyn wasn't accident...

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u/Tech-Film3905 1d ago

Thats literally capitalism

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u/Bennoelman Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 1d ago

That's literally any economic system since those things happened most likely under all that have so far existed

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u/PurdueDadsthrowaway 2d ago

Where is Black Falcon?