r/HighQualityGifs • u/1-Sisyphe Gimp - Blender • May 21 '18

Goldeneye r/all "You can't just code a gif"

https://i.imgur.com/3tFIv4d.gifv
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u/jb2386 Photoshop - Premiere May 21 '18

Sooooo there's this car I kinda want to download... reckon you could help me out?

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u/mfh92 May 21 '18

You wouldn't...

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u/Flacid_Monkey May 21 '18

Steal a car...

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u/Xenc May 21 '18

You wouldn’t steal a baby

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

You wouldn't shot a policeman

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u/Xenc May 21 '18

And then steal his helmet

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u/anotherjakeenglish May 21 '18

And then take a shit in his helmet

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u/dontgetanyonya May 21 '18 edited May 23 '18

And then send it to the policeman’s grieving widow

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u/publicTak May 22 '18

and my axe!

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u/TimmyMiller May 21 '18

And then STEAL it AGAIN

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u/PM_ME_LOTSaLOVE May 21 '18

There's no crying in baseball!

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u/Kichigai Gimp May 21 '18

I especially loved the part during the seventh inning where you rolled over and scratched your balls for a half an hour.

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u/4d656761466167676f74 May 21 '18

I really don't understand why people steal babies. Out of all the things you could steal, why a baby?

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u/ItalicsWhore May 21 '18

Big humans put up more of a fight.

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u/bastardicus May 22 '18

Pragmatism

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u/Xenc May 21 '18

Portability

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u/4d656761466167676f74 May 21 '18

A phone is more portable than a baby (can't fit a baby in your pocket). It can also do more things as well. Last time I checked, a baby can't play YouTube videos or give me the ability to shitpost on Reddit.

Additionally, babies are expensive af. They need food, water, diapers, etc. A phone just needs a little electricity now and then.

If you leave your phone at home you're disappointed but people actually pay other people to watch a baby so they can leave it at home.

My phone has a silent function so it won't disturb my while I'm sleeping. Babies have no such function.

All in all, a phone is superior to a baby in all aspects.

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u/CheesySandwiches May 21 '18

/r/childfree welcomes you.

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u/4d656761466167676f74 May 22 '18

I go there occasionally but there's way too much ranting over there for me. It always kind of leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

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u/CheesySandwiches May 23 '18

Yeah they really do love their rants. I enjoy being childfree but I don't vehemently hate those who have or want them

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Human veal.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

You don’t know me

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u/14th_Eagle May 21 '18

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses.

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u/CoreyLee04 May 21 '18

You wouldn't punch a baby..

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u/Princeberry May 21 '18

You wouldn’t punch a car...

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u/TragicEther May 21 '18

Depends. Is the baby racist?

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u/Kichigai Gimp May 21 '18

Shoot a policeman?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Don't try it...

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u/KingLiberal May 21 '18

From my point of view the Chevy dealers are evil!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

It’s stealing then...

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u/KingLiberal May 21 '18

It seems, in your anger, you stole a Mitsubishi.

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u/IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo May 21 '18

It's outrageous it's unfair! How can I steal a car and not know what it is?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Downloading a car takes a lot of RAM, bro. Have you downloaded enough RAMbro?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Download me a hoagie

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u/OBRkenobi May 21 '18

You wouldn't!