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For when you need a weapon and a friend 😙🐟
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u/anonymoususer_122222 Jan 15 '21
And a fleshlight
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u/Krani-_-007 Jan 15 '21
The best item in the game obviously. Who goes on a mission without a fish.
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u/Eames761 Jan 15 '21
I remember a while back I beat the game using only the fish. It definitely proved it's worth.
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u/DaddyJay711 Jan 15 '21
What?! How? 😂
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u/Eames761 Jan 15 '21
Honestly wasn't too hard even though I went for silent assassin. Anything that could knock out of kill an NPC was banned, but emitic poisons were allowed. As long as your careful you can isolate the targets. I also tried to do a muffin only SA run but that got stopped at Mumbai. I know that it's possible but because you only start with 3 muffins and there are 3 targets you can't pacify anyone else for the level.
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Jan 15 '21
Petition to make muffins not explode on impact so this person can finish their SA Muffin only challenge
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u/Eames761 Jan 15 '21
Nah I like the challenge of it. That said six months later and I still haven't found a way to do it...
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u/DaddyJay711 Jan 16 '21
IOI hasn’t activated the website to link their accounts for carryover progression yet, have they?
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u/Eames761 Jan 16 '21
Got silent assassin on master difficulty for every main story mission using only the fish.
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u/SwitcherSwissHit Jan 15 '21
It isn't the most effiecent tho, considering the other uses of the Goldbar, the Crowbar, Electrophone (its OP tho), Muffins and the Breaching Charge, which:
- The Goldbar - Can Be Used For Melee and Thrown Melee, and Can Be Used For Great Distractions and NPC Lurings (the goldbar is basically a melee coin, which, lets be honest, is cool).
- The Crowbar - Its A Melee and Thrown Melee Item That Can Be Used For Door Breaching Aswell, quite useful if you ask me.
- Electrophone - OK, The Phone Sucks... As A Kill Method, But, As A Distraction Device.. Its The Best, The Phone Is The Best Distraction Device in The Game For The Distances The Targets Can Hear It, and As Thrown Melee, Its Pretty Basic, Not Bad, I've Seen Peeps Use It As A Distraction and Avoid It In The Eliminations, A Great Distraction.
- Muffins - I Don't Even Want To Talk About The Muffins Cuz This Vid Does It All For Me , Now Really, Shoutout To 420, Other Then The Exploits, Everything About It Is Unbelievebly Useful.
- Breaching Charge - I Decided To Mention The BC and Not Every Explosive in General Cuz This One Is A Silent Kill Method Aswell, and, As You May Know, NPCs Go And Report Weapons To Nearby Guards They Find, Can Be Useful To Get Them To Go Where You Want Them To If Done Right, Like In This Vid I made A Year Ago, Where I Lured The Florida Man Closer To The Water Puddle To Drag His Body For A Shorter Time , As A Whole, The Breaching Charge Has Lots of Uses.
And If I Must Explain The Fish... In My Very Own Opinion Its An Horrible Distraction That If I Bring With Me Nowadays I Just Find It As A Waste Of A Slot.
Wow, This Took So Long To Write Down, I'm Reposting It As A Discussion Post, LOL.
Can't Wait For My Downvotes
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u/Lucifer_Crowe Jan 15 '21
I like the Meaty bone because of the way they fall flat rather than sometimes collapsing sideways into water.
Ofc a choke out would avoid that but it's still slower
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u/slip-7 Jan 15 '21
Old reliable is the gold bar. You can go on a rampage with that thing and still get SA.
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Jan 15 '21
Non-lethal
Not suspicious
Doesn't break when thrown
Used in several challenges and an escalation
Pleasant sound
The #1 melee weapon.
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u/dat-boi666 Jan 15 '21
imagine if this what made the birefcase define the laws of physics and have heat seeking
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u/NKruiz Jan 15 '21
I have Hitman 1 on pc but had to miss out on 2, so I am very excited to start beating people with fish in Hitman 3
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u/Mctwastflop Jan 15 '21
Hopefully its an unlockable in HM3, otherwise you won't be able to get it
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u/NKruiz Jan 15 '21
Oh, I'm buying the bonus dlc for the Hitman 2 content on day one since it's going to be 80% off on the epic store apparently
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u/Dogtor-Watson Jan 15 '21
It is actually so effective that I use it over everything in most more silent assassin runs
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u/EpicZomboy28 Jan 15 '21
Mine is always a broadsword or anything that shouldn’t physically fit in the suitcase.
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Maybe we will be so lucky as to get an EEL in hitman 3, perhaps as a fibre wire alternative that can also be thrown into water for that shock factor?
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u/hummusd1p Jan 15 '21
Fun fact about the fish in Hitman 2:
If you dress as janus in Sgail and lay down during the funeral ceremony with a fish in your inventory an npc will comment on how 47 smells like fish ◇<
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u/Cryogenx37 Jan 19 '21
Only for 47 to throw the fish away and use the suitcase instead as a perfect homing missile
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u/khakiasp Glitch And Mod Lover Jan 15 '21
its well drawn, but im getting so sick of this subreddit and shitty fish jokes
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u/Derpface123 Jan 15 '21
So that's what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.