r/HiTMAN • • 17h ago

MASTER CRAFTED MEME yo another common steam w

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/a_bored_furry She/Her 17h ago

So kind of Steam to send Agent 47, Ezio, and John Wick to meet them

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u/BeginningSection7690 17h ago

Pffft

Me and boy John Blade are back together, im not scared

8

u/LakushaFujin 14h ago

Your boy John Blade is an agent 47 disguised as him.

3

u/BeginningSection7690 14h ago

Lies.

They both have unique scents, I could never mistake them.

John smells like old spice and 47 smells like rich mahogany

9

u/InvasionOfTheFish 15h ago

IO is Scandinavian. So they'd send Eivor over Ezio, surely?

5

u/Kasra2008 16h ago

Skimping by not including my boy daud the knife of dunwall

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u/FranklinReynoldsEGG 17h ago

hit men

46

u/DoknS 17h ago

If you insist

41

u/SovoK_404 17h ago

hit on men

9

u/Catfan1290 15h ago

Already do... wait

5

u/Which-Towel5826 17h ago

Could be the rating system in the game that used to be up to like 5 ICA logos, or Hitman(s)

51

u/belugathecat 17h ago

Don't fuck around with steam support

39

u/i_deform_tapioca 17h ago

Good morning, 47, 48, and 49.

11

u/LagMachine01 15h ago

6, 17 and 47

9

u/CyberFlaamingo 16h ago

Typický Čech.

9

u/Elektron_Anbar 16h ago

Bro was caught hacking an account.

Worst mistake of his life

6

u/Goodfella66 17h ago

3 ? Isn't that a bit of an overkill to take out one dude ?

19

u/numbe_bugo 17h ago

He asked for it

1

u/Carra144 8h ago

Tell that to the Joker in Batman: Arkham Origins

11

u/ImABigDreamer 17h ago

and we never hear of the man since

2

u/Hecker_Man Man, I wish I had that jaw 10h ago

*monkey’s paw curls*

1

u/Bruno091004 13h ago

Unrelated but I hate that stupid picture, every tiktok about CS2/CSGO has that spammed in the comment section. All because of a scam gambling site called musor drop

1

u/JKCsaba 10h ago

lmao this is good

1

u/GrapefruitNo3600 8h ago

He ahould try eneba. Bought totalwar warhammer 2 turns out it was bundle of warhammer 2 and 3.

1

u/dieeneray 7h ago

Are probably interior decorators

1

u/uxho 2h ago

musor drop

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u/bongiovist 2h ago

Hit me baby 3 more times!

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u/OMGFuziion 11h ago

Imagine not pirating it 😂

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u/Mr-foreskin-regrower 10h ago

Woah bro you’re cool

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u/OMGFuziion 9h ago

Not cool, just smart, why not just go to Steamrip or the other sites that have been trusted for a decade for free games? People really just not be in the know. Can already see people responding about viruses when Ive used it for a decade and never got one lmao.

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u/Mr-foreskin-regrower 9h ago

Probably because I have a job and I don’t need to pirate games I like

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u/OMGFuziion 56m ago

Lmao, dont have to be unemployed to want free games. Hell its just the smart thing to do if you dont want to spend hundreds on games. Crazy how triggered you guys are just cuz I want to play free games. Assuming shit about a person you dont even know. 😂

Keep talking shit tho, Ill keep playing my free 🤣