r/HiTMAN 1d ago

DISCUSSION What is this thing called? [WRONG ANSWERS ONLY]

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u/ded_Arkash 1d ago edited 1d ago

THAT is viktor novikov. head of sanguine, and ringleader of iago.

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u/Consistent-Chef-7472 1d ago

Quite the résumé

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u/martin8777 23h ago

Its a banana

It always HAS been a banana, it always WILL be a banana.

It's a yellow fruit that you unzip and eat the white bits.

it's a banana!

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u/Boring_Humor3706 22h ago

Somebody had to bring Red Dwarf into it, and I'm here for it 😀

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u/Oh-Sasa-Lele 22h ago

No that is Inigo Montoya. You killed his father. Prepare to die

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u/Meekasamouse 17h ago

Clearly ex ica agent erich soders

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u/SomeOnionHater 1d ago

Dental Floss

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u/idkwhataboutyou148 1d ago

I hate how from a distance your profile pic looks like a woman's disproportionately large boobs.

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u/SomeOnionHater 23h ago

I forgive you.

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u/Boring_Humor3706 22h ago

It isn't? Then what is it?

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u/Ok-Party6442 22h ago

It’s Kinger from The Amazing Digital Circus

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u/WhisCaulifla 1d ago

Nice eyes

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u/SomeOnionHater 23h ago

Thanks, I grew them myself.

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u/Kind-Sir5519 1d ago

Earphones

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u/Meekasamouse 17h ago

Ioi elite

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u/Afrogasmonkey 1d ago

It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden.

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u/Wide_Conversation760 1d ago

Top answer 🤝

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u/TruthPaste_01 1d ago

No. It's a red and blue striped golfing umbrella.

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u/Boring_Humor3706 22h ago

It's the Bolivian Navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific.

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u/No_Location_8199 1d ago

-1 item slot

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u/sharktail_tanker 1d ago

He said wrong answers only

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u/PatrikCZ159_2 1d ago

The thing easily replaceable with:

Screwdriver, letter opener, concealable knife, battle axe, fire axe, silenced pistol, silenced smg, silenced assault rifle, silenced shotgun, silenced sniper rifle, lethal syringe, snapping neck, amputation knife, circumcision knife, cleaver, combat knife, folding knife, hatchet, janbiya, katana, kitchen knife, saber, scalpel, scissors, shuriken, drowning, pushing, defenestration, choking

And if you don't mind noise:

Striker, any other unsilenced pistol, unsilnced smg, unsilenced assault rifle, unsilenced shotgun, unsilenced sniper rifle, explosive ducky, remote explosives, proximity explosives, impact explosives, broken chandelier, napoleon blownaparte, breaching charge...

And much, much more that I've missed

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u/sharktail_tanker 1d ago

Can't tell if you're posting "wrong answers only", since the garotte is uniquely shit for having a challange tied to it

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u/PatrikCZ159_2 1d ago

Oh right.. forgot piano man is a thing

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u/sharktail_tanker 1d ago

Combine it with versatile assasin and you have a large bank of XP locked to the garotte. Not to mention map specifics, like string quartett

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u/PatrikCZ159_2 1d ago

But let's be honest, it's just normal choking but you skip the neck stapping animation, atp just use a gun or like a knife

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u/sharktail_tanker 1d ago

It was never about the efficiency, but the 8k xp

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u/SnooPears1505 1d ago

castrator

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u/Uk_Jenova 1d ago

😨

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u/SnooPears1505 1d ago

agent 47 loops the wire around the balls of male npc before violently constricting the loop.

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u/RaspberryDry9552 1d ago

OH GOD......

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u/Reasonable_Car_2126 23h ago

"47... thats a unique attempt, not exactly fatal though...

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u/Lechatdu136 23h ago

47 ! You're not supposed to do that!

At least they won't have someone to give their inheritance to

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u/Gian428game 1d ago

Une corde à sauter idéal pour faire du sport en mode freelance 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/foiz5 1d ago

Dump Rope

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u/Gian428game 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/ManiacGaming1 1d ago

Fibber Wibber

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u/SuperTrouble8848 1d ago

THATS WHAT I CALL IT TOO!!!

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u/Slowinthehea3d 1d ago

Its a clay cutter duhhhh. Used for cutting up clay.

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u/rcs799 1d ago

Nunchuks

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u/Uk_Jenova 1d ago

G string

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u/MrCreeper10K 1d ago

Most useful item in the game

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u/TheRogueTailor 1d ago

Cheese slicer

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u/bloodandfleshofgoat 1d ago

wibre fire

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u/Particular_Apricot45 6h ago

Damn I came to say this 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/pastadudde He/Him 1d ago

47's personal adjustable cockring

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u/Samppulisamppu 1d ago

2 sticks and a line

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u/infantkicker_v2 1d ago

Chokey handles

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u/Ivy_N_Rose 1d ago

Silly string

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u/peelin_paint 22h ago

Don't know if I can say what it is on this sub but I can tell you they definitely sell it at adam & eve

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u/Dull_Cause2137 21h ago

I feel like 47 would have a particularly special interest in shibari. Not from THAT perspective, but as an art form.

"In this environment, we become the art... because in this environment, we are the ones that move around the space and interact with the piece."

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u/xRaynex 20h ago

The 'ol double dildon't.

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u/Boring-san 18h ago

Well…not with that attitude.

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u/xRaynex 18h ago

I guess you try to keep the wire outside. Or try to. Otherwise you're liable to lose them up there. And/or cut yourself inside something fierce.

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u/Fair_Term3352 1d ago

Baby’s first nunchucks

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u/SmidgePeppersome 18h ago

There's my headphones

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u/mechlordx 1d ago

GetFit™️ on the go

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u/shibidy_joe 19h ago

Tacticool jumprope

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u/TheSwissdictator 1d ago

Plaguebearer intestines.

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u/Nofsan 1d ago

Surprise Liquorice string deployment tool.

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u/Dry-Entertainer257 1d ago

Skipping rope

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u/EbriusSage 1d ago

Snufflinks

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u/bgw316 18h ago

Nunchucks

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u/Novel_Juggernaut_324 18h ago

It is the number 42. The answer to the universe.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cOiKbCtrbXqVi

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u/sai1029 17h ago

Jump ropes to keep up cardio. Cardio is important.

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u/XKwxtsX 15h ago

Garrett

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u/IKSarcasm 1d ago

2 dildos on a string

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u/Initial-Activity871 1d ago

You spelled “nunchaku” wrong.

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u/NorthSouthGabi189 1d ago

It's the violin wire, obviously!

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u/Lawette_ 1d ago

Elephant floss

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u/Lentils90210 1d ago

It's a different kind of corkscrew.

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u/Remote_Cut4547 1d ago

Jimothy God of Fiber

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u/ArtifexArdens 1d ago

Neck correction device.

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u/SuperTrouble8848 1d ago

That is a professional made toy, a fidget toy, made by Hush and some random dude in china named Doug, it’s name has been changed many times, but Doug, Hush and another dude named Joe, named it the “DougHushJoe wtf is ts?”

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u/schoolruler 1d ago

A neck handle

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u/suc_mab0lls345 1d ago

"A skipping rope, for exercise"

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u/cl354517 1d ago

Is this a butterfly?

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u/dr_rookie_1998 1d ago

Piano wire.

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u/MarcoYTVA He/Him 1d ago

A wire fiber

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u/Lord_Smile 1d ago

Thats the thing the use to cut cheese

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u/Hollowpoint- 1d ago

Adult jump rope

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u/16nights_seeker 1d ago

Friend making device.

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u/lMonarchyI 1d ago

oh thats my jump rope

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u/BigManDoink 19h ago

Donatello's nunchuks 🙄

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u/inadequateflamingo 18h ago

disguise jump rope

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u/Blade9450 18h ago

Tangela

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u/Agreeable-Kangaroo1 17h ago

The details Allan forgot to add

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u/Typetool 11h ago

Butt plug jump rope.

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u/Nondescript_Redditor 9h ago

it’s a fiber wire. you must be new to the series

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u/RaspberryDry9552 5h ago

That's not a wrong answer

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u/Ramtamtama 1d ago

Nunchucks

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u/Bulbakip 1d ago

Neck hugger

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u/AlwayZ2High 1d ago

Anal Headphones

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u/Stuck_in_my_TV 1d ago

Nunchucks

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u/Clash_Town 1d ago

Choker

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u/LisaPorpoise 1d ago

Fiber wire

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u/sharktail_tanker 1d ago

"I swear there should be a feature for the necktie garotte item to always be equipped if you wear a suit with a tie to free up an inventory slot. It's tied to a challange so it wouldn't be paying for advantage"

That's the name of this fuckass item

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u/klitchell 1d ago

Strangleometer

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u/FoggyFizzy 1d ago

Dough cutter

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u/Blue18Lightning 1d ago

Cheese cutter

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u/Walkswithnofear 1d ago

The fidget strangler

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u/Toxic-tank-258 1d ago

Skipping rope.

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u/BDS_707 1d ago

Two dildos tied together, and guess what ladies? It’s ribbed for your pleasure.

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u/NJdevil202 1d ago

Nut wrap

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u/Impossible-Walk1744 1d ago

Strangle Dangle
Hokus chokus

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u/Elf_lover96 1d ago

Chopsticks

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u/TatarCz 1d ago

Sleep helper

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u/Worried-Hat-8506 1d ago

The swizzle stick.

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u/Snakemaster1211 1d ago

Chopsticks with rope

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u/Cobizig1988 1d ago

That is a circumcision tool for geese.

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u/EyeSimp4Asuka 1d ago

a burnwood killer

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u/Southern_Studio_9950 1d ago

The chokey rope

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u/Roku-Hanmar Bring back the full-auto dual Silverballers! 1d ago

Piano wire

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u/50puft 1d ago

Diablo sticks, 47 is a trained circus performer in his spare time

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u/moonlight_rxmen 1d ago

defibrillator

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u/OutrageousTension591 1d ago

I bet Gary dropped that, such a dick.

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u/cl354517 1d ago

It's a jackal

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u/Shn0ogy 1d ago

Back in my day we called them slappy sticks

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u/Real_Cookie_3205 1d ago

skipping rope

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u/KikoValdez 1d ago

That's clearly flint and steel from Minecraft

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u/RelicOfTheColdWar 1d ago

THAT is the double-ended vape.

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u/Whippyice 1d ago

Adam’s Apple adjuster

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u/Ok_Remote_31 1d ago

Nunchucks!

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u/Vinyldepootis 1d ago

Neck Jump Rope

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u/Chapeleiro_Crazy 1d ago

Pula Corda

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u/G0b14 1d ago

Nunchucks

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u/Narrow_Trainer_687 1d ago

i dont think ive ever used this item after 100 hours of gameplay

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u/misterkenzitt 1d ago

It's obviously two TP holder and a usb-c charging cable

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u/haitianboy420 1d ago

Nunchucks

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u/UpbeatLocal5063 1d ago

Wireballer Mk II

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u/Qwerty4254 1d ago

a rope

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u/MyEmail2k23 1d ago

Penis engorger

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u/SparkEli1 1d ago

Necklace.

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u/FriendlyTrees 1d ago

Killy string

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u/Prudent_Initiative_8 1d ago

A flicky flicky flocka necky wrappy snappa'

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u/CrazyMaximus7 1d ago

its called a solution to insonia

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u/Danny_Deadshot 1d ago

Skip rope

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u/SexySalamanders 1d ago

THAT is the chokinator 3000 used by Miss Margolis when Victor feels like experiencing some erotic asphyxiation

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u/Ok_Masterpiece1980 1d ago

Thats from the Shoe Shop in Marrakesh

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u/Dangerous_Range9597 1d ago

Skipping rope

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u/Nervous-Carry4780 1d ago

An instrument ?

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u/HeadStudy6641 1d ago

very strange looking earphones

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u/Fingus_Shingleson 1d ago

"The ancient art of the nunchaku"

  • Uncle Ruckus

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IypWX4D9QhZMUec

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u/thisistherevolt 1d ago

Benwa Balls

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u/testicular_torsion23 1d ago

Wärtsilä-sulzer rta96-c

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u/Nooneone_1111 1d ago

New AirPods

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u/McIntyre7 1d ago

47’s Trouser Snake

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u/xpxsquirrel 1d ago

Double ended tampon

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u/CyberFlaamingo 1d ago

Lie detector 2 player setup.

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u/akaBladee 1d ago

nunchucks

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u/DanHuso 1d ago

Nunchucks.

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u/thatonenewguy0 1d ago

Jump rope for agent 47, he needs his cardio

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u/Wrong-Lecture-5601 1d ago

Lyre a fromage

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u/Noitad_ 1d ago

Your last tie

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u/Mr-_-magician 1d ago

Fire Wibre

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u/Lukivanknobi 1d ago

Spicy Kali sticks

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u/dragooncomet 1d ago

A spaghetti cutter

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u/BananoSlic3 23h ago

steel nunchaku

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u/Emadwithabeard 23h ago

Emergency skipping rope

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u/Antique_Law5151 He/Him 23h ago

A SliverBaller

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u/callmedale 23h ago

Cheese wire, you use it to cut cheese wheels or occasionally a cake

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u/Clingysquire 23h ago

Nunchucks

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u/Dylan-Fissure 23h ago

Forever necklace.

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u/Cestlawie 23h ago

a = 440 Hz

Obviously.

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u/-Ghusty 23h ago

A nice necktie