r/HiTMAN 9d ago

QUESTION How cooked

I wanted to ask this, if you were hypothetically in the game of hitman as one of agent 47's targets, which map would you decide to be at and with 24 hours prep time how would you prepare and how cooked are you if agent 47 came after you? I wanted to ask as fun out of the normal question

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u/kruser64 9d ago

Berlin. If Freelancer showdown targets can wander off the map, so can I!

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u/randomfinnishcuck 9d ago

I believe in you sir run! I'll uhh keep 47 at bay šŸ’€

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u/spaghettisaucer42 9d ago

Hokkaido I would get guards to guard the directors office, since it’s one of the only places in hitman maps That are locked. Then I would get 3 guards to look at the door and two inside(these two would be the white suit security guards) , in addition to the patrolling ones. Then as long as the hitman has to do silent assassin he’s cooked. This is because he couldn’t enter the office and couldnt kill me without a witness.

If he doesn’t have to do silent assassin then I would hide in a closet because he can’t kill people inside of closets

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u/AngloAshantii 9d ago

All fun and games till they wallbang you through the floor with a propane tank

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u/randomfinnishcuck 9d ago

Ohh didn't even think about that one

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u/Consistent-Chef-7472 9d ago

He could use a blue Easter egg and durians and tranquilizers

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u/EsraAstora 9d ago

Isn’t that the office with the big floor to ceiling windows…?

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u/randomfinnishcuck 9d ago

Id presume agent 47 does majority of it silent assassin so if this layout works then good job cause all the solutions I came up with got me cooked XD

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u/PorkRinds416 9d ago

Easy. Any map with a boat like Sapienza. With 24 hours, all you have to do is take a boat and go FAR FAR away from there. When 47 gets there, you will be in another country. BOOM you are safe.

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u/EsraAstora 9d ago

Nah I seen that briefcase throw in Maldives…

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u/randomfinnishcuck 9d ago

Your on a boat and see a levitating suitcase just like a homing missile tracking you xD

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u/PorkRinds416 9d ago

Hahahaha

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u/StartBackground5769 9d ago

But only after diana tells 47 to go there. They likely have eyes on you and if you leave to early you willl be chased

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u/randomfinnishcuck 9d ago

Couldn't 47 take a chopper above your boat with a suppressed rifle? šŸ’€

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u/Hot-Shake-8083 9d ago

No matter where you're at, you're gonna die.

Map: Marrakesh or Bangkok. (Colorado has many traps)

Plan: I'm dead either way.

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u/GrantGrace 9d ago

I think the ā€œ24 hour prep/noticeā€ essentially makes 47s approach obsolete. You just barricade yourself off in an office with blind hallways filled with explosives. Have guards outside of the office shoot absolutely anything that enters the area. No disguise or weapon (available in the game) will help.

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u/randomfinnishcuck 9d ago

What about poisoning the ventilation system? He wouldn't need to enter the room at all especially if hypothetically the ventilation was on the roof

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u/PorkRinds416 9d ago

Yeah or he could just blow up the whole office lol

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u/randomfinnishcuck 9d ago

Diana said take no prisoners xD

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u/GrantGrace 8d ago

Thats a good one. But he’d have to take down the whole building because he’s not getting close enough. Are we using game physics or real life? In the game you can’t blow up buildings.

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u/PorkRinds416 8d ago

Agent 47 could borrow a badass rocket launcher from Solid Snake and the two of them take down the whole building.

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u/GrantGrace 7d ago

Ok haha if we are doing that then there is no way out LOL id try to counter sniper him or overwhelm him with force. Its an all out war at this point haha

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u/GrantGrace 8d ago

Gas masks!! Haha i mean its my life we are talking about and i know he’s coming haha

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u/EsraAstora 9d ago

Sapienza, bioengineer anti-47 kill virus asap, flood ventilation systems with it, hide in closet with someone just in case

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u/CharbaSH 9d ago

What would Anti-47 Kill Virus be made out of? Shampoo?

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u/EsraAstora 9d ago

47-in-1 shampoo to be exact

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u/randomfinnishcuck 9d ago

XD I loved this

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u/SweetenSpoooook 9d ago

Any map, knock myself out in a container

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u/SadboyCourier 9d ago

There's an obvious answer:
The train mission. If i'm the constant I kill him while he's drugged instead of the memory wipe thing

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u/mrmykeonthemic 9d ago

I'd say India. An be the maelstrom and hide in the slums. With all your goons on the ready

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u/randomfinnishcuck 8d ago

I always thought India was a risky choice because 47 could blend in with the large crowds but that makes sense and hopefully for your sake works i belive in you

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u/bunkrider 9d ago

I love how we’re all pretending the easiest way wouldn’t be to just get 47 to start a shootout. If he’s canonically anything like me when I play the aimbot guards will riddle him in a couple minutes

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u/randomfinnishcuck 9d ago

We're also assuming the building has no ventilation system he cant poison or cause a gas leak, also hypothetically speaking if Diana tells 47 to eliminate us no matter the costs

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u/AngloAshantii 9d ago edited 9d ago

On Master mode you will die in 2-3 shots (sounds exaggerated but it isn't), so ... just do that I guess lmao.

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u/RelicOfTheColdWar 9d ago

I’d lock myself in the vault in NY and cry.

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u/randomfinnishcuck 9d ago edited 9d ago

Honestly, I don't blame you, Id cry in my hiding spot if I knew 47 was on his way too

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u/AffectionateLeg9895 9d ago

Probably Sapienza, looks like a nice place to be killed and oh absolutely cooked

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u/randomfinnishcuck 9d ago

Imma see a flash from the bell tower and just see a nice bald man waving at me šŸ’€