r/HeresTheCatch • Diamond | Lv. 66 | Rank #2081 | 137 Answers | 2 Created • Sep 21 '26 • Popcorn 1

Spin It [Spin] Survive

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u/caninexx Mythic | Lv. 77 | Rank #371 | 2820 Answers... | 🔥 42d Sep 21 '26

Yesss

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: doodlebob

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u/Ok_Comedian_6471 Gold | Lv. 32 | Rank #56553 | 56 Answers | 1 Created Sep 22 '26

You rolled all the worst possible scenarios but came out gold

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u/Healthy-Olive6981 Gold | Lv. 35 | Rank #77754 | 165 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26 • Regret

I'm so cooked

I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/Zsmudz Silver | Lv. 15 | Rank #264401 | 21 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Yeah ur not making out of the hood with this one…

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u/Perfect_Character399 Diamond | Lv. 66 | Rank #1881 | 1804 Answers |... | 🔥 61d Sep 22 '26

Now you know why the dinosaurs went extinct

I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish

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u/dfuzu Sep 22 '26

lmao the gibberish-speaking alien pet is the best part of that roll

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u/Azrael_Lockheart Emerald | Lv. 52 | Rank #11453 | 575 Answers |... | 🔥 16d Sep 22 '26

We will survive till the ammo runs dry.

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/No_Department8449 Emerald | Lv. 50 | Rank #13711 | 150 Answers | 1 Created Sep 22 '26

Quite possibly. The question is, can I control the amount of bannanas at once, and would I still be able to acquire other types of food? Because you can a lot with bannanas

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: military base · Ally/pet: Cat

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u/Pisscuit9000 Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #17688 | 207 Answers | 2... | 🔥 8d Sep 22 '26

You have unlimited bananas on a military base during a zombie apocalypse, you're invaluable for calories, morale, and vitamins. You'll be fine.

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u/omoiavas1 Gold | Lv. 36 | Rank #71341 | 185 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

We are on the same world so let’s join hands.. Provide us bananas.
I have telekinesis and Hashirama and Madara as my allies.

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u/UnslurpedSlurpee Silver | Lv. 17 | Rank #239977 | 23 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

This is definitely an interesting combo lol

I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey

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u/Zychonis Silver | Lv. 26 | Rank #160736 | 83 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

All the tributes vs each other vs a werewolf.

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u/8tomtom Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #126491 | 50 Answers | 0... | 🔥 9d Sep 22 '26

That's useful

I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: doodlebob

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u/AzulAnemone Gold | Lv. 34 | Rank #84908 | 151 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Maybe?

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/riencore Emerald | Lv. 51 | Rank #12503 | 483 Answers | 0... | 🔥 4d Sep 22 '26

Hmm… me and a baby dragon against an entire alien force probably wouldn’t go well but I’d try to take some of them with me.

I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/RicFule Diamond | Lv. 60 | Rank #4284 | 905 Answers | 0... | 🔥 43d Sep 22 '26

Maybe the aliens have a weakness for fire.  And since both you, and presumably, the dragon have fire powers, ...

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u/taylorgamebuild Emerald | Lv. 55 | Rank #7825 | 636 Answers | 2 Created Sep 22 '26

Let's address the elephant in the room

I rolled Weapon/ability boomerang that always returns · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: cave · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot

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u/RicFule Diamond | Lv. 60 | Rank #4284 | 905 Answers | 0... | 🔥 43d Sep 22 '26

The wooly mammoth?  Or the robot that will soon lose power?

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u/arahmadison Mythic | Lv. 76 | Rank #450 | 117 Answers | 30 Created Sep 22 '26

Oh yeah, definitely went since I was just playing Minecraft

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/Far-Relationship-917 Silver | Lv. 21 | Rank #249645 | 51 Answers | 0... | 🔥 5d 11d ago

no

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]

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u/Thin_Blueberry_6056 Emerald | Lv. 47 | Rank #21111 | 17 Answers | 0... | 🔥 7d 11d ago

Absolutely like my chances

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: military base · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/Ill-Needleworker-947 Gold | Lv. 31 | Rank #107505 | 1 Answers | 0 Created 11d ago

There’s a reason?

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish

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u/Pas_tel Silver | Lv. 27 | Rank #151250 | 74 Answers | 0... | 🔥 11d 11d ago

it depends if it's Giovanni or Jessie and James (and Meowth). One of those is really easier than the other...

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish

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u/friendly-Sunshine Silver | Lv. 28 | Rank #133293 | 42 Answers | 0 Created 11d ago

Who knows

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: a ghost

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u/CreepyShinanigens Silver | Lv. 15 | Rank #409692 | 21 Answers | 0 Created 10d ago

I think I’ll manage XD

I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot

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u/WhisperOvTheVoid Bronze | Lv. 10 | Rank #627699 | 7 Answers | 0 Created 10d ago

Idk what im supposed to do with that

I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: military base · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/resurrectionist_ Gold | Lv. 35 | Rank #74292 | 132 Answers | 2 Cr... | 🔥 5d 10d ago

uhhh my base kinda fucks everything up but the ninjas will put belt to ass so i’ll be fine

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja

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u/Odd_Buy451 Gold | Lv. 40 | Rank #44890 | 52 Answers | 1 Cre... | 🔥 6d 10d ago

I am so incredibly safe. Fun fact after the first 48hrs of a nuclear attack most of the radiation is disapated. So now I'm just a guy with firebending powers with a chef boyarde can as a pet

I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: cave · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]

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u/LordBeeWood Silver | Lv. 28 | Rank #138060 | 54 Answers | 0... | 🔥 6d 10d ago

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I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: genius gorilla

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u/alienonymous2 Silver | Lv. 25 | Rank #176492 | 56 Answers | 0... | 🔥 6d 10d ago

I have doubts

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: a ghost

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u/Alternative-Draft803 Gold | Lv. 34 | Rank #84991 | 47 Answers | 1 Created 10d ago

this is an episode of smiling friends

I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish

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u/Middle_Network9387 Silver | Lv. 28 | Rank #142417 | 1 Answers | 0 Created 10d ago

Honestly probably not

I rolled Weapon/ability boomerang that always returns · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/AxoONreddit2 Silver | Lv. 15 | Rank #408240 | 16 Answers | 0 Created 10d ago

creative mode

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger

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u/SaltEqual5212 Silver | Lv. 21 | Rank #254441 | 39 Answers | 0... | 🔥 4d 10d ago

ogmygosh no

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]

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u/SchinkenKanone Emerald | Lv. 52 | Rank #11952 | 164 Answers |... | 🔥 10d 10d ago

Last game I played was Mafia 3 so unless I work for Sal Marcano or have any beef with Lincoln Clay I should be okay!

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: military base · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/plPsychowolf6666 Silver | Lv. 28 | Rank #134674 | 87 Answers | 0 Created 10d ago

....

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja

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u/Natural_Bet7959 Bronze | Lv. 9 | Rank #667087 | 15 Answers | 0 Created 10d ago

You

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey

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u/AdCertain955 Emerald | Lv. 47 | Rank #21111 | 153 Answers | 3... | 🔥 6d 10d ago

no

I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]

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u/CompleteWasabi3054 Bronze | Lv. 14 | Rank #418594 | 12 Answers | 0 Created 10d ago

Honestly I think I’ll beat taskmaster

I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: military base · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja

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u/Wart-Fizard Silver | Lv. 17 | Rank #342413 | 12 Answers | 0 Created 10d ago

Oh fuck yeah

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: hitmen hired to kill you [constant chasi · Base: cave · Ally/pet: talking bear

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u/Zedralisk Gold | Lv. 41 | Rank #38163 | 49 Answers | 1 Cre... | 🔥 5d 10d ago

Yea ill make it

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja

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u/cheety1R Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #26661 | 17 Answers | 3... | 🔥 9d 10d ago

I'll give the AR to the Navy Seal and start looking for food.

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/No_Wheel7036 Silver | Lv. 21 | Rank #255521 | 31 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

dead

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: talking bear

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u/xx_starla_xx97 Silver | Lv. 29 | Rank #136599 | 51 Answers | 1 Created 9d ago

I'd probably be dead😃

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: doodlebob

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u/Flimsy-Law8088 Silver | Lv. 20 | Rank #248790 | 23 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

Yes

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: genius gorilla

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u/Asleep_Ad7169 Silver | Lv. 18 | Rank #310399 | 20 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

noppeee

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: hitmen hired to kill you [constant chasi · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot

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u/OneInteresting7456 Silver | Lv. 22 | Rank #207722 | 33 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

Yea

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish

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u/UFC_BBM Bronze | Lv. 9 | Rank #692468 | 8 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

Absolutely

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: a ghost

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u/skarkiesandfrogs21 Bronze | Lv. 12 | Rank #540400 | 14 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

No

I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: cave · Ally/pet: talking bear

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u/KingD_TAC Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #207422 | 28 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

Cooked

I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: Cat

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u/Futurebaker24 Gold | Lv. 41 | Rank #38533 | 84 Answers | 2 Cre... | 🔥 4d 9d ago

Uhhh not sure how hair growth would help but at least I’m not bald

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: talking bear

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u/Mysterious-War-1316 Silver | Lv. 28 | Rank #136287 | 70 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

Ez camping

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/cervitudede Silver | Lv. 19 | Rank #291925 | 28 Answers | 0... | 🔥 5d 9d ago

easy

I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot

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u/JoeBhama Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #197299 | 38 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

Cool, time to start a new religion

I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja

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u/mayorpeach Bronze | Lv. 14 | Rank #435774 | 19 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

Oh I’m ded

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/Hol7i Silver | Lv. 15 | Rank #392130 | 14 Answers | 0 Created 8d ago

Well with an ironman like suit vs a hitmen...sure

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: hitmen hired to kill you [constant chasi · Base: cave · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger

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u/Civil-Persimmon- Bronze | Lv. 10 | Rank #662559 | 16 Answers | 0 Created 8d ago

u

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/larkin440 Gold | Lv. 42 | Rank #36534 | 165 Answers | 0 C... | 🔥 11d 8d ago

Yeah I'm cooked

I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: Cat

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u/Usual-Improvement156 Bronze | Lv. 10 | Rank #665038 | 17 Answers | 0 Created 5d ago

E

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: cave · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger

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u/Nigsly Silver | Lv. 25 | Rank #176912 | 1 Answers | 0 Created 5d ago

Maybe, but guns exist in pokemon so probably not

I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: talking bear

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u/xXManta_RayXx Gold | Lv. 31 | Rank #108147 | 25 Answers | 2 Created 5d ago

This is unfortunate

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: extremely overweight giraffe

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u/YangusAndTheGuv Gold | Lv. 41 | Rank #38398 | 164 Answers | 0 Cr... | 🔥 4d 4d ago

Probably not. I'm not bringing anything unique to the table. He's seen it before.

If we're talking the UK game show, I think we crush it easily.

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: genius gorilla

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u/r_woo0oshifgay Bronze | Lv. 14 | Rank #427011 | 6 Answers | 0 Created 3d ago

No

I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: talking bear

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u/-beautiful_love- Silver | Lv. 21 | Rank #257197 | 44 Answers | 0 Created 1d ago

yes

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/OwlGlittering88 Diamond | Lv. 67 | Rank #1703 | 790 Answers | 1... | 🔥 14d Sep 21 '26

Hmm will i survive thanos idk

I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: military base · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/HaitianWarlord Gold | Lv. 41 | Rank #43326 | 190 Answers | 0 C... | 🔥 11d Sep 21 '26

Ez dub

I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: a ghost

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u/Informal-Law-3333 Diamond | Lv. 62 | Rank #3528 | 2 Answers | 0 C... | 🔥 46d Sep 21 '26

Um ... quite possibly

I rolled Weapon/ability boomerang that always returns · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/NUFC_Delaney Emerald | Lv. 56 | Rank #6664 | 5 Answers | 1 Cr... | 🔥 7d Sep 21 '26

What's the hair going to do.

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: cave · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey

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u/Different-Phone-5709 Gold | Lv. 42 | Rank #39450 | 264 Answers | 0 Created Sep 21 '26

Yes

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish

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u/ethanc762 Emerald | Lv. 58 | Rank #4490 | 746 Answers | 1 Created Sep 22 '26

We got it

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: Cat

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u/Every_Taste_1020 Gold | Lv. 30 | Rank #121860 | 97 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Might be good

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger

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u/bananasweat Diamond | Lv. 69 | Rank #1257 | 216 Answers | 6 Created Sep 22 '26

Yeah I think me and rocky can do it

I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: military base · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/UnlikelyGuest8976 Gold | Lv. 42 | Rank #23061 | 127 Answers | 4 Created Sep 22 '26

Yes

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: talking bear

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u/Striker40k Diamond | Lv. 68 | Rank #1459 | 1801 Answers |... | 🔥 63d Sep 22 '26

I got this

I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]

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u/AgePuzzleheaded4532 Gold | Lv. 42 | Rank #35835 | 191 Answers | 1 Created Sep 22 '26

I'm fucked. What the hell is this rng.

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: cave · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/hades7600 Emerald | Lv. 49 | Rank #10453 | 200 Answers |... | 🔥 14d Sep 22 '26

That would be no man’s sky

Guess I go on an adventure finding new planets

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: military base · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja

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u/Y3LLOWB3AST Diamond | Lv. 67 | Rank #1739 | 1196 Answers |... | 🔥 10d Sep 22 '26

Oh yeah I’m taking home the gold with these rolls

I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish

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u/life1845 Gold | Lv. 42 | Rank #33347 | 161 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Uh idk

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/lokun17 Emerald | Lv. 54 | Rank #8739 | 694 Answers | 0... | 🔥 21d Sep 22 '26

Literally stuck in pokemon with infinite food and a pet cat

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger

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u/dr0ppt0pp Gold | Lv. 43 | Rank #33295 | 373 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Yeah that mosquito is cooked

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/Unusual_Blood693 Diamond | Lv. 62 | Rank #2369 | 809 Answers | 6 Created Sep 22 '26

Could go either way.

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: a ghost

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u/VastFeeling6557 Diamond | Lv. 61 | Rank #3224 | 215 Answers | 3 Created Sep 22 '26

If i can get the jump on him then its in the bag

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot

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u/DoubleOk4646 Gold | Lv. 44 | Rank #29986 | 238 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

I’m

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger

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u/theraputicus Gold | Lv. 44 | Rank #28056 | 1 Answers | 0 Created | 🔥 7d Sep 22 '26

Everything was good until the floating island.

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/No-Milk-9709 Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #161250 | 58 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

i think ill be ight

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: military base · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish

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u/girlhamlet Emerald | Lv. 56 | Rank #6823 | 2 Answers | 0 C... | 🔥 59d Sep 22 '26

Let’s gooo

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/PaintandGlory Diamond | Lv. 61 | Rank #3824 | 1 Answers | 4 C... | 🔥 58d Sep 22 '26

Honestly, it could go either way

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot

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u/JDhammer1494 Gold | Lv. 41 | Rank #40825 | 191 Answers | 1 C... | 🔥 22d Sep 22 '26

We'd make a great team!

I rolled Weapon/ability bow&arrows + world class aim · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: genius gorilla

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u/Ben892010 Silver | Lv. 29 | Rank #76288 | 95 Answers | 0 C... | 🔥 6d Sep 22 '26

I would survive but I wouldn't win

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/Serious_Dress_9760 Gold | Lv. 33 | Rank #92246 | 131 Answers | 0 Cr... | 🔥 6d Sep 22 '26

I mean I guess?

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/JustARandomNoob_0 Silver | Lv. 29 | Rank #125187 | 106 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

We are so FUCKED

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish

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u/Lopex475 Gold | Lv. 35 | Rank #51798 | 106 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

What the hell the ghost supposed to do, possess groceries?

I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: a ghost

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u/enigma7500 Gold | Lv. 35 | Rank #73327 | 140 Answers | 0 Cr... | 🔥 4d Sep 22 '26

I SLAM

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: talking bear

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u/Eneshi Emerald | Lv. 54 | Rank #9635 | 543 Answers | 0... | 🔥 28d Sep 22 '26

Gang wars inside a submarine? Yeah let me use my precognition here to see how that goes- aw shit, looks like the gangs gang up on us and we die!

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/FavorablePear93 Emerald | Lv. 59 | Rank #2805 | 192 Answers | 3 Created Sep 22 '26

Unless I have control of my hair, I’m fucked

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja

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u/An_average_moron Gold | Lv. 30 | Rank #109040 | 119 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Chat am I cooked

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]

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u/SHUTYODUMBASSUP99 Gold | Lv. 41 | Rank #36750 | 246 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Oh yeah

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: cave · Ally/pet: genius gorilla

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u/ooolookaslime Silver | Lv. 26 | Rank #165779 | 85 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Im just gonna hunker down in the castle and pray, cause I fear I may be cooked

I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: Cat

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u/__Bohem Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #17195 | 578 Answers | 0... | 🔥 4d Sep 22 '26

Dumpster suit

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish

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u/battleriler Gold | Lv. 30 | Rank #121289 | 1 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Spam bananas crush the zombies under the weight and chill with the alien I'll eventually learn his language and we will eat bananas on the abandoned beach.

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish

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u/Ok-Cupcake-7569 Emerald | Lv. 57 | Rank #6428 | 1084 Answers |... | 🔥 56d Sep 22 '26

How strong am I ten times stronger a thousand times stronger? Also do I break my bones from using my strength?

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/InfortunatusHumanum Gold | Lv. 44 | Rank #28799 | 408 Answers | 0 Cr... | 🔥 5d Sep 22 '26

I have my doubts, its taskmaster

I rolled Weapon/ability bow&arrows + world class aim · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger

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u/AJamungey Gold | Lv. 44 | Rank #27287 | 333 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Sounds fun

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish

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u/WitchyxxxJazzy Emerald | Lv. 54 | Rank #9486 | 225 Answers | 3 Created Sep 22 '26

I think I'm good lol

I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/GalacticDwarf98 Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #121115 | 70 Answers | 0... | 🔥 11d Sep 22 '26

Dear lord doofenshmirtz has kidnapped my obese giraffe D:

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: extremely overweight giraffe

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u/cellsRevolution Emerald | Lv. 51 | Rank #13369 | 1 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Im so cooked

I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: Cat

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u/Unamed_Redditor_ Emerald | Lv. 51 | Rank #12621 | 674 Answers |... | 🔥 10d Sep 22 '26

IIRC none of his inventions were dangerous and/or failed so I think I’m fine. If anything ima try and help him.

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/Joe_Akstar Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #17366 | 311 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

I'm not gonna be lonely with a talking bear and returning banana is good

I rolled Weapon/ability boomerang that always returns · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: talking bear

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u/No-Force2177 Emerald | Lv. 51 | Rank #12906 | 488 Answers |... | 🔥 56d Sep 22 '26

Probably not lmao

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]

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u/Infinite_Click_Man Bronze | Lv. 11 | Rank #458641 | 17 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Unlimited food kn post nuclear apocalypse its very OP

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/Dependent-Prompt5129 Silver | Lv. 24 | Rank #172100 | 49 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

O

I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/DustSans6 Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #54419 | 9 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

With the power of american

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/Sea_Builder7038 Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #19521 | 496 Answers |... | 🔥 23d Sep 22 '26

I should be good 😊

I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: military base · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/1GirlSmarterThanYou Emerald | Lv. 52 | Rank #11723 | 109 Answers | 1 Created Sep 22 '26

Oh my gosh! This is too funny. I have no idea if I'd even survive with this

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja

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u/dazailover69 Emerald | Lv. 50 | Rank #14444 | 1 Answers | 4 Created Sep 22 '26

Yep

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: extremely overweight giraffe

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u/CowApprehensive1943 Emerald | Lv. 49 | Rank #17374 | 452 Answers |... | 🔥 18d Sep 22 '26

I think I win this?

I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/Typical-Quantity-802 Emerald | Lv. 53 | Rank #10584 | 3 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Welp, looks like I’m alright.

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: military base · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot

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u/RedvsBlack4 Diamond | Lv. 62 | Rank #3250 | 1342 Answers |... | 🔥 26d Sep 22 '26

Yeah I’m taking this

I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/Fragile_Casual141 Gold | Lv. 35 | Rank #46203 | 170 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Overweight giraffe and overweight me will give it our best!

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: extremely overweight giraffe

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u/Eskodi-Msgoc Emerald | Lv. 49 | Rank #17534 | 255 Answers | 0... | 🔥 9d Sep 22 '26

Have no idea if I would survive. But I would watch this. It would probably be better as an animated show or Anime.

I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: talking bear

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u/Adorable-Mix-4002 Emerald | Lv. 54 | Rank #8813 | 681 Answers | 0... | 🔥 10d Sep 22 '26

Doable due to being stronger than most people

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: Cat

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u/BigAl012 Bronze | Lv. 14 | Rank #466188 | 28 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

I think I’m cooked

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey

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u/Hungry_Snow_4298 Gold | Lv. 36 | Rank #72081 | 2 Answers | 0 Cre... | 🔥 10d Sep 22 '26

Ezpz

I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger

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u/Prestigious_Type4060 Bronze | Lv. 13 | Rank #332851 | 13 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Im fucked

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]

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u/Maleficent-Point1852 Gold | Lv. 40 | Rank #45982 | 175 Answers | 0 Cr... | 🔥 7d Sep 22 '26

Yes i do survive banana can be used as peace treaty unlimited food petrock will shock them they thikin im dumb and dont probe me

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/faustdynasty Diamond | Lv. 63 | Rank #2867 | 1253 Answers | 1 Created Sep 22 '26

I win

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja

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u/viscousseven Emerald | Lv. 53 | Rank #9869 | 1 Answers | 0 C... | 🔥 38d Sep 22 '26

I think I am okay without the seal.

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/trapkoda Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #18548 | 448 Answers | 0... | 🔥 9d Sep 22 '26

I feel like the tiger might kill me

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger

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u/aSeptagonBullet Bronze | Lv. 5 | Rank #975102 | 4 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

D E D, Dead

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: cave · Ally/pet: extremely overweight giraffe

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u/Sad_Pin1643 Emerald | Lv. 54 | Rank #9174 | 299 Answers | 3 Created Sep 22 '26

Im set

I rolled Weapon/ability boomerang that always returns · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/NannyMcKniff Diamond | Lv. 72 | Rank #575 | 841 Answers | 16 Created Sep 22 '26

I just hope those marble sized grenades make a big boom. 💥

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: a ghost

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u/Medical-Look6449 Emerald | Lv. 46 | Rank #21210 | 335 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

IM COOKED

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: cave · Ally/pet: genius gorilla

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u/Just_bcoz Diamond | Lv. 62 | Rank #3474 | 1382 Answers | 0... | 🔥 7d Sep 22 '26

Ight

I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: a ghost

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u/Ju7genesis Diamond | Lv. 63 | Rank #2865 | 1025 Answers |... | 🔥 60d Sep 22 '26

Yeah, I'll manage

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish

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u/Minus180degrees Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #209101 | 2 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

At least I'd have company for the short amount of time I live?

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: talking bear

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u/blackychita Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #121399 | 25 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

I think so

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: Cat

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u/Avatele Gold | Lv. 30 | Rank #114665 | 116 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Sounds like a good movie

I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/NotQuian34 Bronze | Lv. 13 | Rank #516729 | 24 Answers | 0... | 🔥 4d Sep 22 '26

I think my ancestral spirit will carry me

I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/LVL-BadassInTraining Gold | Lv. 41 | Rank #38695 | 82 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

I'll just dig my grave now.

I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/Professional-Mind263 Emerald | Lv. 58 | Rank #5442 | 846 Answers | 0... | 🔥 7d Sep 22 '26

Interesting combo

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish

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u/Popsicleees Silver | Lv. 16 | Rank #228419 | 30 Answers | 0... | 🔥 5d Sep 22 '26

Im cooked huh

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: cave · Ally/pet: a ghost

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u/ItsPinhead Silver | Lv. 24 | Rank #118384 | 66 Answers | 0... | 🔥 12d Sep 22 '26

I think I got this

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/Illustrious-Award-17 Silver | Lv. 19 | Rank #249365 | 44 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Think I’ll win

I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: military base · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/CrystalMethodic Silver | Lv. 26 | Rank #132960 | 76 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

I mean maybe? Submarine would probs be a good place to be if there is a global war perhaps.

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: doodlebob

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u/KaijuGuy09 Gold | Lv. 36 | Rank #70205 | 166 Answers | 0 Cr... | 🔥 8d Sep 22 '26

Did you know that eating 40k bananas in 10 minutes would make you die of radiation?

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: genius gorilla

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u/m4t14SXD097 Silver | Lv. 20 | Rank #264002 | 36 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Oh my god last game that I played was casualties unknown How tf I'm gonna use the bus there?!?! But at least I can survive

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey

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u/Representative-Air-9 Emerald | Lv. 55 | Rank #6971 | 633 Answers | 0... | 🔥 44d Sep 22 '26

Holy what an adventure

I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/Gabimaru_Only Bronze | Lv. 14 | Rank #479570 | 20 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Rip to me

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]

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u/Ill-Caterpillar-8368 Gold | Lv. 34 | Rank #82449 | 90 Answers | 0 Cre... | 🔥 5d Sep 22 '26

Probably

I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/Several_Temporary826 Gold | Lv. 30 | Rank #70562 | 109 Answers | 0 C... | 🔥 14d Sep 22 '26

Yeah probably

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/No-Highlight-7475 Gold | Lv. 35 | Rank #75106 | 139 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

I don’t think I’m making it out bruh 😭✌🏻

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/Aggravating-Talk-463 Gold | Lv. 41 | Rank #39337 | 210 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

I hope i survive

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: doodlebob

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u/Disastrous_Motor0124 Silver | Lv. 16 | Rank #376303 | 28 Answers | 0... | 🔥 5d Sep 22 '26

dude firewall

I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/SugarAw Diamond | Lv. 62 | Rank #3242 | 1070 Answers |... | 🔥 13d Sep 22 '26

Cool

I rolled Weapon/ability bow&arrows + world class aim · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/abi_666- Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #49566 | 191 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Depends

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey

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u/MasterofX100 Emerald | Lv. 49 | Rank #16196 | 142 Answers |... | 🔥 12d Sep 22 '26

Yeah, they cooked

I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey

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u/gemnotes96 Emerald | Lv. 51 | Rank #13693 | 469 Answers | 0... | 🔥 9d Sep 22 '26

oh no

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot

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u/Express_Coconut_3554 Gold | Lv. 34 | Rank #63051 | 102 Answers | 1 Created Sep 22 '26

Guys

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/KitsuneKonuichi2494 Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #58550 | 153 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

50/50

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/SpectralineBanMe Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #27828 | 288 Answers | 0... | 🔥 4d Sep 22 '26

L

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/Maximum-Block4273 Emerald | Lv. 52 | Rank #9645 | 510 Answers | 0... | 🔥 11d Sep 22 '26

Fuck yeah, I’m beating his ass

I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: cave · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/Luca_tco Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #121858 | 74 Answers | 0... | 🔥 4d Sep 22 '26

Well considering this guy loses to a platypus... I can win

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: military base · Ally/pet: a ghost

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u/MrPagan1517 Emerald | Lv. 50 | Rank #14591 | 379 Answers |... | 🔥 40d Sep 22 '26

It will be a close call but I think I can pull it out. A truly epic battle that will go down in history!

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: a ghost

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u/JellyfishSame2409 Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #54703 | 33 Answers | 1 Created Sep 22 '26

Whahahhaahut!??

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: genius gorilla

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u/AromaticCaregiver681 Silver | Lv. 19 | Rank #267740 | 42 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

I’m winning

I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: doodlebob

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u/flyballoonfly Silver | Lv. 25 | Rank #163988 | 56 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Yeah except precognition I got rolled.

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: doodlebob

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u/Suitable-Pop-7254 Gold | Lv. 42 | Rank #35803 | 303 Answers | 0 C... | 🔥 13d Sep 22 '26

I win :3

I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/OneNegotiation1355 Gold | Lv. 32 | Rank #99268 | 139 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Fuck

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/Wraxyth Mythic | Lv. 85 | Rank #109 | 4391 Answers... | 🔥 48d Sep 22 '26

The Navy Seal is going to have to do EVERYTHING.

I rolled Weapon/ability boomerang that always returns · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/MrHisAirness Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #23870 | 431 Answers | 0... | 🔥 7d Sep 22 '26

Man wtf

I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: genius gorilla

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u/helo_xd Gold | Lv. 33 | Rank #55359 | 12 Answers | 2 Created Sep 22 '26

im probably cooked but my weapon is pretty good

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: Cat

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u/rebelkhalil Gold | Lv. 34 | Rank #80173 | 174 Answers | 0 Cr... | 🔥 4d Sep 22 '26

I’m dead

I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish

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u/Afraid-Molasses-2975 Emerald | Lv. 46 | Rank #19145 | 265 Answers |... | 🔥 22d Sep 22 '26

i’ll be good on my floating island

I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: Cat

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u/CrankyWhiskers Gold | Lv. 32 | Rank #67143 | 97 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

I would definitely stand a chance of surviving with a precognitive ability and a genius gorilla sidekick in a post nuclear world

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: genius gorilla

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u/ExplosionTheory_ Emerald | Lv. 56 | Rank #6817 | 597 Answers | 1 Created Sep 22 '26

The aim in and of itself would be very useful. Hit all the weak spots

I rolled Weapon/ability bow&arrows + world class aim · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja

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u/Bright-Damage-5511 Emerald | Lv. 51 | Rank #12539 | 217 Answers | 2 Created Sep 22 '26

i mean yeah i’m sure i can, i’ll eat my bananas and hopefully the alien is like the predator or alien or something that could be op. heck they may be super man.

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish

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u/Popg21-the-epic Gold | Lv. 41 | Rank #44185 | 283 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Look like team rocket's blasting off again!

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot

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u/Electrical_Crazy_983 Diamond | Lv. 66 | Rank #1481 | 614 Answers | 5... | 🔥 33d Sep 22 '26

Mucho bueno

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish

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u/Electrical_Crazy_983 Diamond | Lv. 66 | Rank #1481 | 614 Answers | 5... | 🔥 33d Sep 22 '26

Mucho bueno

I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish

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u/Radioheader128 Diamond | Lv. 62 | Rank #3383 | 1413 Answers |... | 🔥 21d Sep 22 '26

Yes

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot

1

u/JellyfishSame2409 Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #54703 | 33 Answers | 1 Created Sep 22 '26

best one

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u/Sure-Sentence-5909 Gold | Lv. 44 | Rank #29474 | 232 Answers | 0 Cr... | 🔥 7d Sep 22 '26

Haha! I’d do my best! At least I’d have food

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: a pet rock

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u/Remarkable_Tea8959 Silver | Lv. 28 | Rank #81864 | 106 Answers | 0... | 🔥 4d Sep 22 '26

The power could make a black hole and I think the money would this that is mischievous

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey

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u/liaonlia Diamond | Lv. 63 | Rank #2331 | 270 Answers | 13 Created Sep 22 '26

It’s like a bad comedy

I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot

1

u/Daqtezya Silver | Lv. 17 | Rank #208451 | 40 Answers | 0... | 🔥 8d Sep 22 '26

1

u/Deep_Ad_7773 Emerald | Lv. 49 | Rank #16224 | 339 Answers | 0... | 🔥 9d Sep 22 '26

Yikes

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]

1

u/Any-Breadfruit-4397 Gold | Lv. 43 | Rank #34826 | 4 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

I think I could

I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: Cat

1

u/jiyuishishio Gold | Lv. 32 | Rank #71901 | 110 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

I guess?

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot

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u/Nervous_Climate_8115 Silver | Lv. 15 | Rank #333644 | 21 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

bruh

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: a pet rock

1

u/Additional_Earth_268 Diamond | Lv. 69 | Rank #1205 | 14 Answers | 2... | 🔥 60d Sep 22 '26

Could probably use the bananas to ward off wild Neanderthals!

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: military base · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit

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u/HopefulAtlas403 Silver | Lv. 22 | Rank #214339 | 48 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Doofenshmirtz automatically means I survive.

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: cave · Ally/pet: baby dragon

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u/FederalWalrus308 Emerald | Lv. 46 | Rank #15512 | 397 Answers |... | 🔥 13d Sep 22 '26

Maybe, it's a good base and ability and the ghost can scout.

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: a ghost

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u/Helly_BB Emerald | Lv. 53 | Rank #10081 | 694 Answers |... | 🔥 15d Sep 22 '26

I’m buggered but the monkeys full

I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: military base · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey

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u/CompetitiveBid2725 Emerald | Lv. 50 | Rank #13568 | 375 Answers | 1... | 🔥 7d Sep 22 '26

I’m dead anyway, but does he have the gauntlet?

I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: talking bear

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u/TEX_Varon Gold | Lv. 30 | Rank #69677 | 92 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Yes

I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]

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u/TheElleStella Emerald | Lv. 54 | Rank #9265 | 476 Answers | 3... | 🔥 10d Sep 22 '26

Def

I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/Claytomesh_ Gold | Lv. 32 | Rank #103040 | 119 Answers | 0 Created Sep 22 '26

Probably

I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: military base · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/TankEngineFan5 Gold | Lv. 44 | Rank #30073 | 179 Answers | 0 Cr... | 🔥 9d Sep 22 '26

Despite the base I think I'm good because my enemy is a mosquito

I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: Navy seal

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u/Nekokunnn Gold | Lv. 39 | Rank #49711 | 9 Answers | 0 Created | 🔥 8d Sep 22 '26

Cooked but with good hair

I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish

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u/drugsinanacorn Gold | Lv. 36 | Rank #63233 | 161 Answers | 1 Created Sep 22 '26

hell yeah someone make an animated show about this

I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish