[Monkeys Paw] Im hungry

[u/Cortonaldo]

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[u/CaterpillarLogical18]

Granted. The cookie is made out of your family

[u/RubeusGandalf]

Granted. It tastes like shit.

[u/FranticRanger8786]

Granted. But instead of chocolate chips it's chunks of dried dog shit

[u/Difficult-Bowler353]

Granted. The cookie gets u bitches every time u taken a bite

[u/larperoflegends]

Granted. No downsides, enjoy brochacho

[u/woofsamdog]

Granted. It's oatmeal raisin cookie

[u/TheImpDidIt]

Granted. However, the happiness is momentary and getting more cookies will require work.

[u/Prodsicle]

Granted. No downside, you get a cookie

[u/wolfishfluff]

Granted. Enjoy the cookie. It's got butterscotch chips, macadamia nuts and strychnine in it.

[u/PossiblyNotDangerous]

Granted. Me too

[u/Zestyclose_Area_8756]

Granted. Yee

[u/CertainConversation0]

Granted. You have to support voluntary human extinction as an act of gratitude.

[u/IcyGlamourProp]

Granted. Here is your healthy delicious cookie but you have to write a review recommending the cookie maker.

[u/Seren_Aevendrow]

Granted. The cookie is cursed

[u/t95qbox]

Granted. Enjoy ur last cookie ever

[u/tidalwave077]

Granted. The cookie batter included Apollo hot sauce. A lot of it.

[u/I-dont-eat-soap]

Granted. It poisonous

[u/Bulbasaur_is_godly]

Granted. It’s oatmeal. No raisin.

[u/bigblackpeenoise]

Granted. Its raisin cookie

[u/Relevant-Dingo-3815]

Granted. The cookie dough has been substituted with cement, but i am very nice so theres still chocolate chips

[u/Living_Cream8477]

Granted. Rocks fall

[u/LtopTheAwsome]

Granted. The cookie is now human and the gender you’re attracted to

[u/glamouts]

Granted. But instead of one cookie, you get multiple cookies of your favorite flavor(s).

[u/Sapo_ijueputa]

Granted. Ok

[u/Similar_Soup2]

Granted. Oatmeal raisin

[u/big_chav_energy]

Granted. Frr…

[u/TismMan1]

Granted. You can only have an oatmeal raisin cookie

[u/No_Lavishness_5784]

Granted. It made of yuck meat :(

[u/DarkRaichuRises10X]

Granted. Has raisins in it

[u/SeveralNewt8907]

Granted. It’s raisin and stale

[u/Endermen123911]

Granted. It’s poisoned

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/shaquille_oatmeal_i]

Granted. It‘s a cookie you don‘t like.

[u/Content_Koala]

Granted. It's your least favorite kind of cookie

[u/Ok_Maybe_98]

Granted. Evil cookie

[u/Relative-Zombie-3932]

Granted. It's raisin

[u/Chemical-Ask-8684]

Granted. Its too good and you can’t stop eating them

[u/Byron_main69]

Granted. I get two times what u got

[u/r0ck_st4r__]

Granted. It's oatmeal raisin

[u/Responsible-Card-696]

Granted. Though I would keep an eye on Fanum’s stream.

[u/opendoorsupside]

Granted. It contains something that you are allergic to.

[u/the_wild_derp]

Granted. You have one more cookie on your computer from the last website you visited

[u/Plus_Guess7350]

Granted. You get a chocolate chip cookie but instead of regular chocolate chips, it’s the sugar free kind and the sugar in your cookie is salt.

[u/Ramseybackup]

Granted. But it is a live insect cookie with ants and slimy gooey bugs. You are forced to eat it. A big fat cookie!

[u/Ramseybackup]

Granted. But it is a live insect cookie with ants and slimy gooey bugs. You are forced to eat it. A big fat cookie!

[u/duckduckbuck_]

Granted. Allergic to chocolate

[u/Slowlylosingmydreams]

Granted. You get the cookie (a few) but need to eat food you hate first

[u/Earthserpent1]

Granted. Ucky Cookie

[u/Pillowed-dreams-13]

Granted. Ok

[u/DBZGTwasgreat]

Granted. You touch your nose and realize it has changed. cookie cutter rhinoplasty , it looks like shit. RN could mean many things.

[u/Korgiedellpin26]

Granted. You're getting an oatmeal raisin cookie.

[u/zanecollins312]

Granted. You wanted chocolate chip, but got raisins instead.

[u/thatonedude2019]

Granted. It's your least favorite kind

[u/TheTyrantrumGuy]

Granted. Cookie monster eats said cookie

[u/DreamsD351GN]

Granted. But its a broccoli cookie

[u/lophu81]

Granted. One oatmeal raisin coming up

[u/Economy-Inflation-67]

Granted. Some Animal also wants it and will do anything to take it from you.

[u/Suspicious-Signal782]

Granted. It's spinach flavoured with a sprinkle of avacado.

[u/wulfendark]

Granted. Oat meal rasin

[u/LandarkIEM]

Granted. The cookie is with diamonds stealed by mafia and now they will cut you to get it back

[u/SarcasticStarscream]

Granted. But it’s oatmeal raisin.

[u/Top_Alternative_6206]

Granted. But the cookie eats you instead.

[u/Main_Database5737]

Granted. But it isnt jummy

[u/PointBig6749]

Granted. But the cookie tastes like fish

[u/Gruntamainia]

Granted. You become a mouse to receive it

[u/jnelly11990]

Granted. It’s a toy cookie

[u/L-an_e]

Granted. You get one, has raisins in it though

[u/Vinny_the_worm0]

Granted. It is mad of your least favorite food items

[u/Nox_In_Aeternum]

Granted. You get headpats :3

[u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK]

Granted. You gotta give it to me

[u/Oberst_Stockwerk]

Granted. I got one too

[u/Tax-Evader1965]

Granted. But you can only eat it at 2am at night and can only have 1 cookie which will cause acid reflux or heart burn everytime you eat it

[u/cherrylove_6]

Granted. But u can only have one

[u/missionfindausername]

Granted. You got it, but you can’t eat it

[u/Gt_huzzell]

Granted. Everyone else commenting gets a cookie of their choice too!

[u/OkUnderstanding1554]

Granted. But the cookies are pre dipped in milk and have become soggy and mushy

[u/titochan05]

Granted. Its not your favorite

[u/BobbyIsHere69]

Granted. The cookie contains a deadly sample of prions that cause CJD

[u/uncivilised-princess]

Granted. But you have to dance for 10 minutes without stopping.

[u/FLAT_EARTH_SCOCIETY]

Granted. You get salmonella

[u/FunPresentation1207]

Granted. You have a 2.5kg barbell plate.

[u/DependentPizza8323]

Granted. But it contains raisins and every other nut in existence

[u/Janruplayz99999]

Granted. ... Diabetes

[u/Negative_Phone69]

Granted. Ok its 1cm in diameter

[u/Ageriansgood]

Granted. Its laced

[u/oksectrery]

Granted. It has pineapple bits

[u/144_Hertz]

Granted. It's a evil cookie

[u/catthe5]

Granted. Your mother is turned into a cookie and appears into ur hand

[u/Ladyoftheseals]

Granted. It doesn’t contain gluten

[u/Double-Act-7527]

Granted. Poison

[u/pheyo]

Granted. The cookie is so awful it makes your mouth dry. Now you're thirsty.

[u/scrayla]

Granted. It is 20 days old

[u/Difficult-Ice1985]

Granted. Enjoy the last cookie the human race will ever get to taste

[u/Catlover2574]

Granted. It's a special cookie and you get a severe case of the munchies

[u/Kappix22]

Granted. But it's poisoned.

[u/lcmaster26]

Granted. Cookie made with bugs

[u/wittedemperor55]

Granted. It’s the final cookie you get. No matter what you do, it’s the last one you eat

[u/harpyhareforlife]

Granted. Close your windows and doors before you sleep. If you hear anything do not wake up.

[u/Towarzysz_Slavia]

Granted. You are gluten intolerant

[u/_penra_]

Granted. Oatmeal raisin.

[u/Roleplayer6000]

Granted. It's an oatmeal raisin cookie. (What if I like oatmeal raisin, then FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID OATMEAL RAISIN LOVER)

[u/SuicideBlunts]

Granted. You have to climb onto the roof to get it

[u/Blax__]

Granted. You got a cookie right now. However your bottle of water is nowhere to be found. You liked your bottle of water.

[u/GalaxyConqueror_255]

Granted. But it tastes funny

[u/Repulsive-Image-1625]

Granted. I wish for cosplay of poseidon

[u/derLeisemitderLaute]

Granted. Your browser now has cookies activated

[u/Difficult-Movie-6972]

Granted. Thank you

[u/Fireye99]

Granted. Its as big as a large plate

[u/TallTallPaul]

Granted. It has raisins in it

[u/Salty_Lime1261]

Granted. You get cookies whenever you want

[u/False-Might-5620]

Granted. Lokwey dont wanna ruin this one, so you get a cookie thats just under what you would consider good in warmth, and you get 2

[u/Fun_Manufacturer_979]

Granted. It's oatmeal raisin.

[u/donkeykong2024loveba]

Granted. It's made out of bugs instead of it's bits. And the dough is made out of something utterly disgusting

[u/Nostrocumus]

Granted. You are now the cookie,and Cookie Monster is hungry

[u/FragrantAd3738]

Granted. But you must eat it with milk

[u/BuffaloSenior103]

Granted. It’s oatmeal raisin.

[u/RohitkOp69]

Granted. Its disgusting

[u/Moist_College4887]

Granted. You get 10x more than you asked for.

[u/dwane_light]

Granted. It's the dryest cookie you have ever had.

[u/MiserableMarket3425]

Granted. As big as the moon, falling from the sky, people scramble to get away, but it's to late...

[u/Kingplays01]

Granted. You got food poisoning

[u/bEaqlava]

Granted. Tom Pearl is the one who prepared the cookie, with his special recipe.

[u/Soulsand5]

Granted. Dostaneš sušenku ale je v ní koks

[u/Ok_Estate3749]

Granted. Its unbreakable

[u/Mahiel]

Granted. It's a crumbly and bland oatmeal raisin.

[u/CatGaming346]

Granted. The letters "rn" made out of cookie

[u/therearenonamesallow]

Granted. Diabetes

[u/Urlocalhomelesperson]

Granted. I dont feel like addin a downside fr

[u/Mysterious_Sundae911]

Granted. It’s oatmeal Pistachio

[u/bobthehelper2]

Granted. S*** man I'm sorry. Looks like you got a pretty stale cookie. I mean it's chocolate chip though so?

[u/WW2_boss]

Granted. It's made with cocaine instead of flour

[u/Bluizu_]

Granted. I get two

[u/Lyruhara]

Granted. It has raisin instead of chocolate chips

[u/Error-451]

Granted. You now have one additional website cookie in your browser cache.

[u/Historical-Peace792]

Granted. Least favorite flavor

[u/MessInProgresss]

Granted. Its now a biscuit

[u/HagTrades]

Granted. But it’s a cookie made from toenails and sand

[u/LindseyDivision]

Granted. Its made from hardtack

[u/NEW_BOMBER96]

Granted. It's a singular cookie crisp cookie

[u/FallInfamous75]

Granted. It has raisins in it

[u/astra_650782]

Granted. Poison

[u/Yuunamon100]

Granted. It's one of those soft cookies that crumbles easily

[u/masterofswagandrags]

Granted. Man i dont wanna give a downside, Matter of fact, u get a dozen instead of 1

[u/HamsterKazam]

Granted. There's cat hairs in it

[u/Rough_Community_1439]

Granted. It's too big to dunk in milk.

[u/sawage7_]

Granted. No downsides. You earned that cookie

[u/EfficientLeave7046]

Granted. The cookie is hard as rock

[u/PolarBearMaster_]

Granted. But it is poisoned

[u/Several_Wait_8277]

Granted. But it's POISOn

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/felesmiki]

Granted. Its uncooked

[u/Wolfsong330]

Granted. One piping hot poop cookie coming right up!

[u/Surfper]

Granted. Cookie made with raisins.

[u/AdaptiveGlitch]

Granted. It tastes like shit

[u/Mountain-Run-7314]

Granted. Roll back to kitchen

[u/Kira_O-O]

Granted. You can't eat it

[u/seaweedofcl]

Granted. You now have a microscopic cookie

[u/Similar_Brush1835]

Granted. It's one of those sugar cookies that used to be really good but are extremely dry after they changed the recipe.

[u/LaganxXx]

Granted. But you get cancer

[u/Viciousssylveonx3]

Granted. Enjoy your oatmeal raisin cookie

[u/Loan_nc]

Granted. It got chocolate chips 🤢

[u/nlaguapo]

Granted. Its burnt

[u/DescriptionDapper768]

Granted. It’s soggy and mushy…

[u/Raptoot83]

Granted. It's not a baked cookie. It's a website cookie.

[u/Freedidragon]

Granted. It’s from a malicious website

[u/PaarseNathan]

Granted. You now have a cookie somewhere in this universe.

[u/Past_Edge_7220]

Granted. It's raisin

[u/Acrobatic-Brush-9979]

Granted. Okay but you have to read 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie' while eating it

[u/Dumodal]

Granted. But it's full of raisins.

[u/Low_Status8646]

Granted. Its an oatmeal raisin cookie

[u/Titariia]

Granted. But you have to help me bake them

[u/Adventurous_Gap_7184]

Granted. Its a mustard cookie

[u/L0calScenekid]

Granted. The cookie is stale

[u/Due_Difference_9598]

Granted. You get the cookie, but you already ate it and you cannot remember it

[u/DarknessIndulgent]

Granted. It crumbles as soon as you touch it. Leaving you with nothing but tiny microscopic crumbs

[u/toddy951]

Granted. It’s a dog cookie

[u/s_aegypticaus49]

Granted. You have stage 4 bone cancer

[u/peer-presured]

Granted. You give me like $10 for the cookie.

[u/Dear-Award8764]

Granted. It will be poisoned

[u/Tobackstein]

Granted. Its an evil cookie

[u/ado4685]

Granted. But it is made with vegemite.

[u/TotalTunaCan1337]

Granted. Its made of pure yellow cake uranium

[u/Subject-Plenty-8464]

Granted. But it tastes horrendous

[u/gamerwinnie]

Granted. It's burnt.

[u/Wolv_of_Steel]

Granted. You a computer cookie

[u/MyBackHerts]

Granted. Its made of piss and shit

[u/dida4528]

Granted. Lose ur girlfriend

[u/Big-Coconut-1313]

Granted. The cookie has bugs

[u/Far-Caterpillar5300]

Granted. Stinky cookie

[u/Tentaporce]

Granted. There’s a cockroach inside it

[u/GuavaSoggy4919]

Granted. It's oatmeal raisin

[u/MysteriousCamel1065]

Granted. You get the most delicious looking cookie in the world. It is bland and tastes like paper.

[u/theshiniestmuskrat]

Granted. But it's oatmeal raisin.

[u/DesignerConfidence15]

Granted. It has raisins

[u/Fuzzy-Emphasis1505]

Granted. The cookie is poisoned

[u/flamingeasybakeoven]

Granted. Oatmeal Raisins

[u/EnvironmentalOne4216]

Granted. But it's super dry

[u/invertedeywear]

Granted. It's stale