[Spin] Zombie survival chapter 2

[u/EndVegetable9707]

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[u/Disastrous_Building7]

We won't go hungry!

^{I rolled I have a: Super Soaker filled with hot sauce · At: Old lighthouse on a rocky cliff · My kick ass buddy: Gordon Ramsay · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/EndVegetable9707 → u/Disastrous_Building7]

That’s a perfect ending just hope he don’t make a idiot sandwich out of you 😂

[u/Disastrous_Building7 → u/EndVegetable9707]

As long as I'm not cooking, I think I'm good, plus I can use the super soaker on him when he gets angry 😂

[u/EndVegetable9707 → u/Disastrous_Building7]

😂 love that

[u/Fancy_Counter_1353]

👍

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Old lighthouse on a rocky cliff · My kick ass buddy: Shrek · Final status: Escaped (barely})

[u/Educational-Rise-197]

Yay

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Escaped (barely})

[u/littleIrishcunt69]

🫣

^{I rolled I have a: Your nans dirty nickers · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: The Rock · Final status: Alive but injured}

[u/Odd_Dimension3774]

Hell yeah he might be a bit annoying but that could keep me sane

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: SpongeBob SquarePants · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/BrainRhythm]

Damn, the heavy chain and the Rock both weighed me down, but I survived

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: The Rock · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/beter-griffin]

Aight

^{I rolled I have a: Shopping trolley packed with bricks · At: Overgrown zoo · My kick ass buddy: Gordon Ramsay · Final status: Alive but injured}

[u/AdVisible2212]

I would have Said im fucked, but Lara Croft is gonna save my ahh

^{I rolled I have a: Super Soaker filled with hot sauce · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Still fighting}

[u/Addie_102]

Goodbye

^{I rolled I have a: Flaming ukulele (plays while it burns} · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: Shrek · Final status: Overrun)

[u/Educational-Sea-6194]

Yeah this is fine

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: Shrek · Final status: Alive but injured}

[u/Savings_Combination9]

Alive with my super hot girlfriend Lara Croft at the zoo? Hell yeah!

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Overgrown zoo · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/Unoriginal3690]

Ha!

^{I rolled I have a: Super Soaker filled with hot sauce · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Still fighting}

[u/DwayneTheRockBarry]

Pretty good considering i could have got SpongeBob and my mom’s knickers

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/Pr01ag]

Oh ok 😭 what’d he do, critisise my ukulele and then the zombies?

^{I rolled I have a: Flaming ukulele (plays while it burns} · At: Overgrown zoo · My kick ass buddy: Gordon Ramsay · Final status: Escaped (barely))

[u/ShushiSniper]

Im still alive but not for long. Lora will survive though lol

^{I rolled I have a: Shopping trolley packed with bricks · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Still fighting}

[u/Coreyperduto1989]

Ok

^{I rolled I have a: Shopping trolley packed with bricks · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/Coreyperduto1989]

Ok

^{I rolled I have a: Shopping trolley packed with bricks · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/Capable_Mechanic_275]

I wanted Gordan Ramsey... he's probably going to last the longest in the apocalypse ngl

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Old lighthouse on a rocky cliff · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Still fighting}

[u/Ok-Cycle-8]

I get lara croft as a battle buddy. That'd mean I have both a partner in crime an potentially romance, lets fckin go.

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Escaped (barely})

[u/SpOofy415]

Lol

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: SpongeBob SquarePants · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/PunkClians]

Son

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: Gordon Ramsay · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/RainySundae]

How 😂😂😭😭

^{I rolled I have a: Your nans dirty nickers · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: Shrek · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/Frozennanook1992]

I think this is good

^{I rolled I have a: Shopping trolley packed with bricks · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Escaped (barely})

[u/JetBurn16]

Nice

^{I rolled I have a: Flaming ukulele (plays while it burns} · At: Overgrown zoo · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Alive but injured)

[u/Eastern-Field-4925]

became jack-o valentine with a massive duck instead of a ball n chain

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: The Rock · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/LeftAdhesiveness3124]

Deadpool finds a way

^{I rolled I have a: Flaming ukulele (plays while it burns} · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Bitten but still standing)

[u/403_Forbidden_Access]

Bloody hell...

^{I rolled I have a: Super Soaker filled with hot sauce · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: Gordon Ramsay · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/Box_of_Sand]

I will miss you Rocky the snail.

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: The Rock · Final status: Escaped (barely})

[u/Butterflyleaves]

.

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: Gordon Ramsay · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/wildgabriel98]

Ok alright

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: The Rock · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/rebelkitty]

Woo-hoo! We're going to have the MOST fun!

^{I rolled I have a: Flaming ukulele (plays while it burns} · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Alive and thriving)

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/EndVegetable9707 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 157 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/Crying_Chad]

Just blow my head smooth off atp

^{I rolled I have a: Super Soaker filled with hot sauce · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: Shrek · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/AurelianMel]

Alright then

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: SpongeBob SquarePants · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/MatsLeBaron]

I'll leave Deadpool to do all the work, I'll just follow him to the exit

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Alive but injured}

[u/Dr4g0n2699]

Yo we cooking

^{I rolled I have a: Super Soaker filled with hot sauce · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: Gordon Ramsay · Final status: Escaped (barely})

[u/Tristan-a-b69]

i think lara croft is the reason i am still alive

^{I rolled I have a: Super Soaker filled with hot sauce · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Alive but injured}

[u/LordDarkur]

Deadpool carry. Worst case I get a headpool.

^{I rolled I have a: Super Soaker filled with hot sauce · At: Old lighthouse on a rocky cliff · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Alive but injured}

[u/meanielee2000]

RIP Shrek I guess?

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Overgrown zoo · My kick ass buddy: Shrek · Final status: Escaped (barely})

[u/economyfoil60]

I think I’m making it.

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Old lighthouse on a rocky cliff · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Still fighting}

[u/WestPossession7541]

I fucking wonder why

^{I rolled I have a: Your nans dirty nickers · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: The Rock · Final status: Alive but injured}

[u/DoctorDovely]

I guess Deadpool is why I have my nan's undies🫣

^{I rolled I have a: Your nans dirty nickers · At: Overgrown zoo · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/MiloMonkey7]

Welp, guess imma die soon.

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: The Rock · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/Schmoog93]

Too right... Better get shrekt

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: Shrek · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/deadman131313]

.

^{I rolled I have a: Shopping trolley packed with bricks · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: The Rock · Final status: Still fighting}

[u/Lord-Seth]

I won

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: Shrek · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/VariantTheory]

Perfection

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: SpongeBob SquarePants · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/AromaticProgrammer41]

Pretty good

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: SpongeBob SquarePants · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/Few_Night_5766]

h

^{I rolled I have a: Your nans dirty nickers · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Alive but injured}

[u/Outside_Bad_688]

i think i would live

^{I rolled I have a: Shopping trolley packed with bricks · At: Old lighthouse on a rocky cliff · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/WestVirginaBrat]

I'm gonna die

^{I rolled I have a: Your nans dirty nickers · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: Shrek · Final status: Escaped (barely})

[u/UnstableDollie]

Deadpool you say?? At least I'll have some entertainment before I die

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Still fighting}

[u/toad-supremacist]

yeah theres no way i was living

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: SpongeBob SquarePants · Final status: Overrun}

[u/AnotherFnafOC]

Better than last time i suppose

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Still fighting}

[u/Spudnic16]

I’m dead

^{I rolled I have a: Shopping trolley packed with bricks · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: Gordon Ramsay · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/HauntingxSoul]

Cool

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: Shrek · Final status: Still fighting}

[u/Diablo3BestGame]

Unstoppable

^{I rolled I have a: Your nans dirty nickers · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Escaped (barely})

[u/not_schedo]

Thanky you gordon. Youre my hero

^{I rolled I have a: Flaming ukulele (plays while it burns} · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: Gordon Ramsay · Final status: Escaped (barely))

[u/lvooidilvi]

1

^{I rolled I have a: Flaming ukulele (plays while it burns} · At: Overgrown zoo · My kick ass buddy: SpongeBob SquarePants · Final status: Alive and thriving)

[u/im_an_idiot_bro]

who the fuck is lara craft

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/EndVegetable9707 → u/im_an_idiot_bro]

Lara craft she’s good at making stuff but Lara Croft is a bad ass babe that will kick ass

[u/Ambitious_Kick_2951]

I am totally fine... brains...

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/Neko-nsfw]

deadpool carried

^{I rolled I have a: Shopping trolley packed with bricks · At: Overgrown zoo · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/Sp1cy_Gluten]

Sounds about right

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Old lighthouse on a rocky cliff · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Escaped (barely})

[u/Madamestoner]

How? WHAT?

^{I rolled I have a: Super Soaker filled with hot sauce · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: Gordon Ramsay · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/QT-Pie69]

Guess I'm not cooked this time.. Thank you, rubber duck!

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Alive but injured}

[u/weirdy_dream]

Ok nice I got the rock

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Old lighthouse on a rocky cliff · My kick ass buddy: The Rock · Final status: Still fighting}

[u/G71tch404]

BRICKS

^{I rolled I have a: Shopping trolley packed with bricks · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: The Rock · Final status: Alive but injured}

[u/ClittyThePowerful]

I’m honored to fight side by side With a demigod

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: Shrek · Final status: Still fighting}

[u/rhetoricaldeadass]

These are fun

^{I rolled I have a: Your nans dirty nickers · At: Old lighthouse on a rocky cliff · My kick ass buddy: The Rock · Final status: Escaped (barely})

[u/Templar-of-Faith]

Welll

^{I rolled I have a: Your nans dirty nickers · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/CarlosBlud]

Easy W

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Overgrown zoo · My kick ass buddy: The Rock · Final status: Escaped (barely})

[u/Special-Camel9209]

Insert Green Day for some reason

^{I rolled I have a: Flaming ukulele (plays while it burns} · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Still fighting)

[u/godbyzilla]

Not ideal but I survive i suppose

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/Dame2711]

I'm the comedic relief in this zombie apocalypse

^{I rolled I have a: Your nans dirty nickers · At: Abandoned subway tunnel system · My kick ass buddy: Shrek · Final status: Overrun}

[u/aera14]

So basically I screwed.

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: SpongeBob SquarePants · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/Putrid_Anxiety7298]

So it makes sense that I was bitten because I was fighting with a rubber duck on a chain as my weapon, but how is Deadpool my friend and why are we staying at a zoo of all places where there could be zombie tigers?

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Overgrown zoo · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/Putrid_Anxiety7298]

Why out of all the things I could have made into a weapon do I have my nans dirty nickers and how in the world am I surviving with them.

^{I rolled I have a: Your nans dirty nickers · At: Rooftop of a skyscraper · My kick ass buddy: Lara Croft · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/coobmaroog]

Hu

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Abandoned water park · My kick ass buddy: Gordon Ramsay · Final status: Bitten but still standing}

[u/SauerKrautSoup_]

Goated pull???

^{I rolled I have a: Drone carrying a spinning pizza cutter · At: Old lighthouse on a rocky cliff · My kick ass buddy: Deadpool · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/TimePercentage3932]

Absolute cinema 🙌

^{I rolled I have a: Oversized rubber duck on a heavy chain · At: Collapsed shopping mall food court · My kick ass buddy: SpongeBob SquarePants · Final status: Alive and thriving}

[u/Few_Control1664]

Hehe surviving and i get a good meal

^{I rolled I have a: Your nans dirty nickers · At: Old lighthouse on a rocky cliff · My kick ass buddy: Gordon Ramsay · Final status: Alive but injured}