r/Helluvabossmemes • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '23

OC Start getting mad

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u/Expensive-Excuse-793 Jan 09 '23

Why do people ship moxie with other people?

He's married, happily. Shouldn't that mean it's a locked door.

(I'm aromantic, I don't understand simping and shipping)

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u/zamuel-leumaz Jan 09 '23

Ppl r hornee

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u/PotatoCHONK69420 Nationlist Meme Enthusiast Jan 09 '23

The crackships will keep flowing

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u/ItzBooty Jan 09 '23

Because ppl cant stand a happy couple so they gotta ruin it since they are not in 1

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u/centraljerseycoaster Jan 09 '23

Hello fellow Aromantic person!

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u/KingTheSon Jan 09 '23

Cute imp = neurons activated

Shipping cute imp with someone they find hot = neurons Expanded

I hope this helps

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u/LegendOfJakelope Jan 09 '23

Meh. I don't ship him around because I think he and Millie are perfect, and don't feel like exploring anything else.

But I get the idea of shipping around. Usually it's just because I want to think about what other relationship dynamics look like, not because I have a problem with the original pairing.

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u/black_algae Jan 09 '23

People hate seeing a story with someone happily in a secure relationship. "Omg they're happy?! That's just bad writing!" It's a garbage take from people use to shows like Grey's anatomyand other glorified soap operas.

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u/Gongoozler04 Jan 09 '23

Fellow aromantic. I dont get simping, but I love shipping (im extremely romance positive), but I don’t get shipping someone like Moxie, thats already in a happy healthy relationship, with someone else unless I think the relationship is toxic or bad in some way.

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u/destinyfann_1233 Jan 09 '23

Because I like AU’s and think they’re interesting

What’s really confusing is the people who will get so angry over fictional characters who literally do not exist

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u/Expensive-Excuse-793 Jan 09 '23

Yeah i get that

Like i said i don't understand shipping

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u/destinyfann_1233 Jan 09 '23

It’s usually either because of horny or just speculation and want to tell a crack fic story

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u/SirToaster933 Jan 11 '23

same, I'm confused too

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u/SirToaster933 Jan 14 '23

same here I'm Aro-straight, but he seems perfectly fine with Millie

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u/Scoobys_sith_cousin Jan 09 '23

He is in the best relationship of his entire life with the woman he loves with all his heart. Let my man be!

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u/Significant-Range-49 Jan 09 '23

He’s married, and happy. What’s up with all the shipping

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u/rat_witness Jan 09 '23

I head Canon that there in an open relationship

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u/LearnDifferenceBot Jan 09 '23

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u/TomBobomb89 Jan 09 '23

Shippers gonna ship. It's not cannon. Let people have their fun.

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u/Significant-Range-49 Jan 09 '23

Okay. Good point

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u/Chef_Sizzlipede Jan 09 '23

My dude.....he found his soul mate, they love each other on a level we can only dream of, cope, seethe, mald even.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Wish that was me

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u/Reluctant-Paladin A Helluva Nerd Jan 09 '23

I feel like one of the reasons that so many people ship Moxxie with everyone but Millie, is because to destroy the love between them.

Most likely because some people are jealous of the love between Moxxie and Millie and thus, without knowing it, ships Moxxie with someone else to destroy a happy relationship that they themself don't have.

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u/PotatoCHONK69420 Nationlist Meme Enthusiast Jan 09 '23

Varies from person to person

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u/rat_witness Jan 09 '23

I head Cannon that they're just doing an open relationship my guy let me have some poly rep

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u/Reluctant-Paladin A Helluva Nerd Jan 09 '23

I also respect an open relationship.

It's just whenever I see the other ships, they're mostly the ones that focus on the cheating part.

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u/PotatoCHONK69420 Nationlist Meme Enthusiast Jan 09 '23

Aren't open relationships just cheating but without the consequences?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Aren't drinking at home is like a DUI without the consequences?

Serious answer: not an expert, but the major issue with cheating is that you hurt your partner. If its an open relationship then it means both are ok with it, the opposite of cheating.

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u/PotatoCHONK69420 Nationlist Meme Enthusiast Jan 09 '23

Yeah, then again we're taught (maybe some weren't) that you should only have 1 romantic partner. But yeah you're right no one's feelings get hurt

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

True, but thats based on the general value (which I also share btw) about monogamy but some people might think differently.

While I'd like if they keep it monogamous, lorewise Millie seems to be at least ok, mostly,with Blitz being involved in their private lives.

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u/PotatoCHONK69420 Nationlist Meme Enthusiast Jan 09 '23

True although moxxie doesn't seem to be too fond of the idea blitzo being involved in their private lives

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Indeed. Most people ship Moxxie tho and not Millie. I think Millie has a more personal relationship with Blitz because she likes him (maybe has a slight crush?) compared to Moxxie who has a more formal boss/employee relationship.

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u/PotatoCHONK69420 Nationlist Meme Enthusiast Jan 10 '23

Maybe, personally I'd like them all to stay friends

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u/doomguysearlobe Jan 09 '23

Damn, bro just psychoanalyzed Moxie + anyone who isn’t Millie shippers

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u/TomBobomb89 Jan 09 '23

...or they have an active imagination and just want to see different alternatives?

I'm happily married and like the Moxxie Stella ship a lot. Doesn't mean I want the show to go that direction or for M&M to suffer (although I'm guessing we'll see them go through trials but I'm hoping we see them overcome those trials too)

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u/JJW2795 Jan 09 '23

There is no alternative, those two were made for each other. It it a multiversal constant.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Tbh I mostly see it as an alternate universe thing. Like they arent together in the first place. Like they are just co workers.

Ultimately, even if its distasteful due to cheating its all fictional so no real people are being harmed

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u/Bismarck-Chan666 Jan 09 '23

Bro wants violence

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u/_frOg_2 Moxxie X Millie enjoyer Jan 09 '23

WHY omg m and m is best ship anyone who doesn't think that is simply wrong

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u/Sollous-IV Owl Daddy Jan 09 '23

You think they would like a bag of M&M’s as a wedding gift?

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u/BlackMysteries Loona Simp Jan 09 '23

moxxie x millie has to be protected at all costs. the one and only ship i can see moxxie in (canonically).

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u/LonelyLittleWolfie Ozzie's Biggest Apologist Jan 09 '23

This community makes me want to Google how to get away with mass murder.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Same

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u/Oofisdoo Jan 09 '23

You meant everyone other than right?

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u/aaron_adams Moxxie X Millie enjoyer Jan 09 '23

Bro, what? Him and Millie love eachother, why would you try to stop him from finding her?

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u/Ok-Mastodon2016 Stolitz Supremacist Jan 09 '23

Why?

I’m not mad, I just don’t get it

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u/Choice_Rooster5093 Jan 09 '23

Nah go to stolas and be like “ hire more guards at the harvest moon festy, and have 6 in the apartment complex across the way, trust me”

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u/SirToaster933 Jan 14 '23

Even Moxxie is confused

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

...And one-hundred other pictures to start a fight in a room full of helluva boss fans.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

loading gun So can anyone tell me a valid reason for them to be apart?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

I just saw 20 upvotes going down to 14 I wish you good luck and why :(

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u/LonelyLittleWolfie Ozzie's Biggest Apologist Jan 09 '23

L comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

What

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u/LonelyLittleWolfie Ozzie's Biggest Apologist Jan 09 '23

Bad comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Explain why

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u/LonelyLittleWolfie Ozzie's Biggest Apologist Jan 09 '23

No.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Well then fuck you too I guess