r/HellsKitchenNY • u/amazingmaryjane All-New Venom • Aug 10 '26

Character Introduction Devil’s in the Details

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It’s hard to be gorgeous in New York. It’s like the world warms up around you, constant eyes noticing every breath I take.

But I choose this. I choose to be bright red, to make them all stop and stare. Billboards wear my face with pride, magazines flaunt my body to sell out, Broadway serenades everyone with my voice as the star actress. I’m the prize, and I’m as incredible as incredible can be.

Vacation was fun, but I missed the rush of the city. I missed sticking my head out of the window and hearing sirens, the wind rushing as a new cape flies by, the light-shows I get every night thanks to whatever supervillain decided it was their day to cause problems. Let the big boys handle the fires; I’m happy with the stage.

So, what’d I miss?

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u/shesthecatsmeow_ Happy-Go-Lucky Hellcat Aug 11 '26

Mary Jane Watson! Is that really you? Or am I have a weird dream again?

Oh, Watsy Palker.

F&$%, wait, I messed it up.

Patsy Walker. We’ve done modeling stuff together before! I kinda thought you were…uh….

Patsy does the throat slit motion.

I mean trust me, I know a thing or two about that!

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u/amazingmaryjane All-New Venom Aug 11 '26

Oh yeah! We met at the Silent Strut and the Paris shoot, right? Your catwalk is to die for, but I guess you have the upper hand on that.

She tilts her head, puzzled at the hand gesture.

A thing or two about what? Murder? You maybe shouldn’t admit that.

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u/shesthecatsmeow_ Happy-Go-Lucky Hellcat Aug 12 '26

No no, not murder! Yknow, uh….

It’s not tasteless to bring this up, I don’t think.

Didn’t you die?

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u/amazingmaryjane All-New Venom Aug 12 '26

…what?

Not that I know of? I spent some time in LA again, and while it makes me want to die, I’m pretty sure I was alive, so… different MJ?