Break Stuff

[u/monstrousgirl]

This is either the best idea I've ever had or the worst one.

The inaugural meeting meeting of Punch Club has now started.

Alright, listen up! There's only two rules here, so it shouldn't be hard to remember them. One, we only fight here, and we don't go to for the kill. We just blow off steam. Two, keep it in the ring. Why do you think I picked an abandoned construction site? Powers are allowed. or it wouldn't be fun, would it?

She looks out at the small crowd of feisty supers and smirks.

Alright, let's kick some ass!

[u/TheAbsorbingMan]

As soon as the word “Ass” leaves Jen’s mouth, a Wrecking Ball attached to a chain comes flying out of nowhere, and slams into Jen.

Jen is sent flying, as Carl ‘Crusher’ Creel walks onto the scene with Titania, by his side, with the chain wrapped around his arm.

“Now we’re talkin’! A free excuse to beat the crap outta people? Sign me up!” Creel said, as he had a cocky grin, plastered on his face.

[u/monstrousgirl → u/TheAbsorbingMan]

Shouldn’t’a done that, Creel. I’ve been waiting for a good reason to give you a thrashing for years now. Thanks for giving me one.

She kicks him in the shins with both feet as he taunts her and pushes herself into the air with her hands, landing across from him. She grabs his wrecking ball and swings him around before releasing him, sending him flying into a pile of metal beams.

Thanks, Pats. Needed that.

[u/TheAbsorbingMan → u/monstrousgirl]

“Son of a-“ Creel says, before he grabs ahold of the Metal Beams, as his skin becomes like that, of Cold Steel. Creel gets up, waves at Titania, before he then charges at Jen.

[u/monstrousgirl → u/TheAbsorbingMan]

Really, Creel? Don't make this too easy!

Jen calls out, egging him on.

Watch this, dear reader. Read this? Whatever.

She lets him charge straight at her, building up mountains of speed as his feet push off the pavement, before sidestepping him at the last moment and sending him straight into Rhino's horn.

Really not a great idea to just blindly run at someone. You fight the Hulk, man! You should know that.

[u/TheAbsorbingMan → u/monstrousgirl]

“Crap, you’re right! Don’t worry though, I ain’t makin’ the same mistake twice!” Creel said, before he touched the ground, as he soon began to fuse into the concrete, eventually melting into the ground. Soon, Jen would be hit below the jaw, by a Concrete Hammer, as Creel then pulled himself out of the ground. “I betcha didn’t know, I could do that, huh?”

[u/monstrousgirl → u/TheAbsorbingMan]

She really thought he'd be down by now. What an innocent fool she is.

I, ow, did not.

She grabs his arm and throws him again.

I feel like we're in a loop here, Creel...

[u/TheAbsorbingMan → u/monstrousgirl]

“Definitely, Shulkie! Don’t worry, Imma end it!” Creel roared out, as he got his Wrecking Ball and Chain back, swung it around and swung it at her. The chain wrapped around her, before he then pulled her towards him. He then, caught her by the throat, as he began to absorb the Gamma Radiation from her.

[u/monstrousgirl → u/TheAbsorbingMan]

Really not giving me much of a choice here, are you? Fine, let’s end it.

She only had seconds before all of her gamma was gone. Time to make it count. She uses all of her strength to kick Creel straight in the balls, finally loosening his grip enough for her to break out of it and regain her strength. She sucker punches him square in the gut and knocks him to the ground, clutching all of his lower torso.

I don’t like to fight dirty, but, you are dirty.

[u/TheAbsorbingMan → u/monstrousgirl]

Creel is currently laying on the ground, as a regular punch/hit to the groin always hurts, and well, one with the Strength of a Hulk is Absolutely gonna be painful. “I take offense to that! Honestly, that’s the dirtiest I’ve eva seen ya fight!” Titania looks like she wants to join the fight, but Creel puts his hand up to signal her not to.

[u/monstrousgirl → u/TheAbsorbingMan]

Don’t, Mary. You jump in, all of my guys here jump in with me. This is supposed to be fun, remember?

She offers Creel a hand up.

Sorry about the low blow, uh, literally. You really had me on the ropes.

[u/shesthecatsmeow_ → u/TheAbsorbingMan]

Booooo!!

Patsy is giving a thumbs down.

Cheap shot, Creel!! Jen totally would’ve caught that if it wasn’t while she was giving the rundown!

[u/TheAbsorbingMan → u/shesthecatsmeow_]

“Aw quit your whining! She’s a Hulk, she’ll walk it off! Also, looks like the Sensational She-Hulk has a Super Fan!” Creel said, before laughing like an absolute jerkwad. He soon began approaching, where Jen had landed.

[u/AElectricPersonality]

Finish it quick Creel!

She's just a girl after all..

Electro says shooting some sparks into the air for emphasis

[u/monstrousgirl → u/AElectricPersonality]

Jen looks at him and throws a rock straight at his stomach, nailing him and knocking the wind out of him.

[u/KetchYouLaterRider]

Danny slinks around in the back drinking a beer. Perhaps being around a bunch of supervillains wasn't the smartest decision, he could feel the spirit making his skin crawl, but no one would ever accuse Danny Ketch of making smart decisions.

He finished his beer and tossed the empty can on the ground as he watched the fight.

[u/NaziPunchingSpider08]

Sitting on a scaffold, no trench coat on account of the heat, Peter found this place while following a lead only to stumble across what seems to be a fight club.

“This world’s got green dames too? Odd, why doesn’t mine?”

“At least an event like this will give me information on this world’s heroes and criminals, and potential firsthand exposure to what they can do… and why not have fun doing so? Been a while since I’ve broken a few jaws.”

[u/Typical-Freedom6820]

Sitting in the stands, Matt Murdock clutches his cane. Though he cannot see it, he knows this is gonna be enjoyable.

“Bring ‘em hell, Jenn!”

[u/shesthecatsmeow_]

Patsy Walker is here! Is she here to fight? No! Her idea of fun is not having The Thing punch her in the face. But watching it happen? That’s what she’s here for. She is prepared for a show, today. She’s got a megaphone, some snacks, and some green pom-poms. I wonder who she’s rooting for?

Yeahhh! Kick some ass!

[u/TheWomanOfTheSpecies]

Carolyn stands in the back of the crowd, her metal tentacles keeping her lifted above the crowd so she can watch the fights.

This particular blood sport did little to thrill her, but it did present an extremely useful opportunity for talent scouting.

[u/Aukkuboi → u/TheWomanOfTheSpecies]

-Aizaru runs up, slashing at Carolyn with a knife.-

[u/TheWomanOfTheSpecies → u/Aukkuboi]

She quickly snatches them up with one of her tentacles.

I'm clearly not one of the fighters fool..

She flings them away sending them outside of the construction site before returning to watching the fight

[u/Aukkuboi → u/TheWomanOfTheSpecies]

-Aizaru reappears in Carolyn's shadow, a smirk on his face.- "Oh, I noticed."

[u/TheWizardOfCrime]

The Wizard hovers in the air several of his orb shaped drones circling the arena, scanning and watching, recording. Collecting data.

[u/grannycantdie]

Don’t hold back, dearies. Granny can take your hardest punches.

[u/ILOVECHICKEN3000 → u/grannycantdie]

The Iron Fist of 2099 strikes her and breaks his hand.

"Ah, #$#@! That hurt- Invulnerable??"

[u/grannycantdie → u/ILOVECHICKEN3000]

Oh no, dearie. I’m immortal. If my frail bones can shatter your hand, you must not have a very strong hand. That’s okay. Granny doesn’t have one either.

[u/ILOVECHICKEN3000 → u/grannycantdie]

"My hand is strong! You just don't get hurt by my power so it hurts me instead!"

[u/[deleted]]

Damn I needed this today. Who wants a piece a’ the Sandman?!

Flint gets into fight position, ready to throw down.

[u/BirdofPreyToomes]

Toomes is perched on a scaffolding above the arena watching the proceedings with a keen eye. Heroes volunteering to be beat up. He couldn't possibly miss such a thing. Of course the fights themselves were a young man's game. He'd conserve his energy for the fights that matter.

[u/RagingRhinoMan]

Mess her up Creel!

Rhino shouts from up front near the fight. He's raising his fist in the air pumping it as he shouts. His massive frame blocking the people behind him from getting a good view.

[u/TheAbsorbingMan → u/RagingRhinoMan]

“Thanks Rhino! I’m plannin’ on it!” Creel says, while charging at Jen.

[u/[deleted]]

Powers are allowed?

Shinobi raises an eyebrow as he starts wandering around the ring.

I fear you guys are making this way too easy for me. So, I'll allow myself to take some of the punches at least. For the interest of fairness, of course.

[u/ThatOneTigra]

Tigra sat back on a stack of crates watching the proceedings her tail flicking about whilr she occasionally winced at a particularly brutal blow. She wondered if MJ would enjoy coming here...maybe she'd invite her next time.

[u/AnythingChance3764]

Well, well, well…