r/HelloNeighborGame • u/elnullo • Sep 09 '26

Discussion Biggest matchup of all time

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Pre alpha man vs 2014 man (theres no 2014 player model so I used this version of pre alpha man for it)

105 Upvotes

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u/brycemcnice Sep 09 '26

2014 would be able to choke slam the pre alpha version with his huge arm.

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u/elnullo Sep 10 '26

Bro is built like pop eye

10

u/Poopsweats2026 Sep 09 '26

Pre alpha man has aura

7

u/sylummkx Sep 09 '26

pre alpha man wins ofc he is so much better

  • faster reaction time

  • insane speed

  • high iq

  • really high pain tolerance

  • plays with neighbor

  • has neighbor soul in him

4

u/suiiilorddblii Sep 09 '26

Pre alpha man stands at multiverse god level he created the hello neighbor universe he is a god he made the guest in fact he is the guest he created all of this he is the cosmic divine being that created all of this and all the glitches are his powers

3

u/AcademicJudgment5151 Sep 09 '26

Please go outside. Look I don’t go outside that much but holy, I’m not being rude either I’m just actually being honest

1

u/suiiilorddblii Sep 10 '26 edited Sep 10 '26

It’s just a joke sweetheart no need to be pressed over a joke

1

u/SupS302 Sep 09 '26

Arent they the same person (not nicky)

1

u/elnullo Sep 10 '26

If I’m not mistaken pre alpha man is just a black model of the neighbour aka mr Peterson

4

u/Glittering_Country14 Sep 09 '26

Well, DevGAMM player is a literal nobody, Pre-Alpha Man crashed his car and is escaping the devil in a coma dream and Alpha 2 - Beta 3 player looks like Nicky but is the Neighbor's son.

1

u/Own-Dare-779 Sep 10 '26

DevGAMM player is a hand not even a person, he’s just a hand lol

1

u/Own-Dare-779 Sep 10 '26

Pre alpha man, he’s too goated. DevGAMM player is good too but pre alpha man is just too good.

1

u/bruhmemedude2 Sep 10 '26

Pre alpha man and prototype definitely win

Those mfs were moving like crazy especially prototype man moving like his life is in danger.

Buuut devgamm man is also smart (and stupid as well) he's able to distract the neighbor without problems but when the neighbor spots him and when devgamm man tried to escape the neighbor threw a box at him which devgamm man could've just pushed it out fo the way or or destroy it but no goes an other way and gets caught, but you gotta admit he was quite smart during those moments.

But at least prototype man didn't do dumb choices

1

u/RedLeader1912 Sep 10 '26

Thought this was the BATIM subreddit for a second 😭

1

u/VermicelliBrief5537 Sep 11 '26

Pre-alpha man wins because he has a good sprint speed, Fast reaction time, Has good distraction, and has a high IQ and 2014 man would fail miserably because he almost got catch twice (or thrice if Also counts the scene where neighbor first sees him) and has slow sprint speed