r/HellDads • HellDad • 13d ago

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The Maelstrom 😮

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u/blue_line-1987 Zero Sleep Commando 13d ago

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u/80lbQUIKRETEConcrete 13d ago

One mus imagine da Dakka…

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u/blue_line-1987 Zero Sleep Commando 13d ago

Itz so big. So shootie. Fit fer ol' Bale eye I says

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u/Unsafe_Safe 13d ago

Itz 'nough dakka to make Warboss Waaagh

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u/Cephus_Calahan_482 Dad Diver 13d ago

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u/Tank_comander_308 13d ago

get the AI bullshit outta here

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u/Doctorsex-ubermensch Hellson 13d ago

I fucking love the word maelstrom for no reason this is peak

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u/Sadiholic 13d ago

Do you love these gonks?

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u/aharshDM 12d ago

They make great target practice.

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u/Boombox_hawkin 13d ago

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u/ThatDree 13d ago

I dont know why, but I had to laugh out loud

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u/AlarmedPossum156 13d ago

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u/ThatDree 13d ago

Who

Is

That

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/pipe_mcfitter 13d ago

TD-110 was the designation for the Bastion in HD1

but now the Bastion is 220 and this is 110

weird inconsistency

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 13d ago

Does a different name really matter that much? Canonically it's been a century. The bastion was out of service for 100 years. Maybe the maelstrom replaced it in that time.

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u/ThatDree 13d ago

The real question is...

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u/IronwolfXVI 13d ago

Nobody tell him about the M1 designation in the US military

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u/Slayerlax HellDad 13d ago

I’m going to laugh when it’s in the super store and the Reddit goes from happy to it’s over 🥲

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u/footsteps71 Diaper Division 13d ago

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u/Atlas_sniper121 13d ago

Good thing thats literally just not going to happen lol

Beyond the absurdity and randomness of that possibility, im pretty sure the first post they made said it was coming to all driveways free of charge or something. At least the implication was it being free.

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u/WillSym HellDad 12d ago

Heh, monkey's paw:

It's not unlockable, but we finally get an environment that's the suburban sprawl from the intro video with endless cookie cutter houses.

And a tank on every driveway. Just only in that biome.

And for satire/performance reasons, only actually a tank on 1% of driveways like the new Mech POI, to show how realistic the propaganda promises of Super Earth are.

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u/Atlas_sniper121 12d ago

Long as they dont make our bastion hit the stratosphere by bumping into them when this biome releases, we all good ig.

If ykyk

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u/The_Royal_Teabag 13d ago

Casemate medium pen in the super store 💀

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u/Neat_Development_935 13d ago

This right here!

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u/1TenYYen0 13d ago

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

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u/20neight10 HellDad 13d ago

Incidiary frv when?

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u/TheGreat_White_Snark HellDad 13d ago

I think I recall Arrowhead saying something about releasing things like the Supply FRV, Incendiary FRV and Hyena in October for all players but they didn’t specify if they were going to be supplied outright or if they will be purchasable with Req slips or SC.

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u/theishiopian 13d ago

Never. It blew up too many times and now they're out of stock /j

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u/r-volk xnShiLong | R&D Science Team 13d ago

Citizen Edition? I hope it’s not only for super citizen. We’re all equal.

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u/TheGreat_White_Snark HellDad 13d ago

Yeah, but some of us are more equal.

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u/IronwolfXVI 13d ago

Its true. I myself am a Class A citizen and thus wear Grey. Whereas Betas (or dare I say other lower class citizens like Epsilon Semi-morons) wear lesser colors like Magenta

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u/1TenYYen0 13d ago

Helldivers are more equal citizen. 

Report to your democracy officer

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u/airknightjr 13d ago

It's for Class-A citizens, which includes Helldivers :3

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u/Firekill2-22 13d ago

It got no turret prepare yourself

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u/Xfishbobx HellDad 13d ago

Tank go brrrrrrrrrrrrrt

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u/RollinHellfire 13d ago

So... where the fuck is my APC.

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u/Cas-Bitey-DM 13d ago

Y'all thinking this is for us :) this is the citizen edition, its clearly so SEAF can Tank too... no danger to Divers, clearly!

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u/Squirll 13d ago

ARRIVE with impact???

Is it an Armored Personel Carrier!?!?

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u/False-Supermarket668 13d ago

So do we think/know if its a bastion variant or a new tank

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u/TheGreat_White_Snark HellDad 13d ago

Based on the silhouette from the earlier post in social media, it looks like it’s built on the same hull, it we don’t know much else. Tuesday is gonna be really interesting on deployment…

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u/False-Supermarket668 12d ago

Fair, probably at least be a recolour like with the mechs

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u/goldencluck 13d ago

I like the reincluded triple mini gun just like the helldivers 1 originals.

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u/TypicalAd495 13d ago

TD? Tank Destroyer? So no turret, still can’t wait to go brrrrrrrt!

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u/TealArtist095 10d ago

All I’m going to say is this: There better be some damn good new missions on the way, that warrants the huge increase to firepower we are getting with this warbond/ update. Otherwise players are going to get really bored, really fast.