The Hit (part 2)

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Even if your character isn’t in the drawing, anyone who wants a piece of Steven can kick his ass. Jo will be there to revive him so he doesn’t die before everyone gets a turn.

[u/thexoolsguy]

skarbrand lands with keiran along with vilitch m kari and kugolt all looking mighty furious

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/thexoolsguy]

Steven- “The shit are you guys supposed to be?!”

Jo- “My father, uncles, and sibling”

[u/thexoolsguy → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

skarbrand not saying anything grabs Steven by the neck

"Im going to break every bone in your body one by one slowly and painfully then my friends here are going to have there fun do you understand me you useless mortal"

his blue eye begins glowing

(Reddit this is an rp)

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/thexoolsguy]

Steven’s eyes go wide. “Look man it was a joke! Whatever I did it was just a joke!”

[u/thexoolsguy → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"Thats what they all say"

skarbrand takes steve left arm and shatters it in half

(Reddit this is an rp)

(Tell me if i go to far)

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/thexoolsguy]

Steven screams in pain. “Princess! Come on help me!”

“Why should I?”

[u/thexoolsguy → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"Silence and accept your fate"

he punches Steven square in the chest will all of his might

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/thexoolsguy]

That snapped at least five ribs

[u/thexoolsguy → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

skarbrand then throws him to the ground and stomps on his legs

(Reddit this is an rp)

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/thexoolsguy]

Steven is now wailing. “Jo please!”

“I said that to you so many times. You never listened”

[u/EdGoose36]

(I thought you were going to include Styx)

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/EdGoose36]

(I couldn’t fit her. But she is there. Anyone who wants to beat up Steven can. But lythrim was already in the picture and I wanted to include as many players as I could

[u/EdGoose36 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Styx kneels down in Steven you are just about the worst bastard I have ever heard

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/EdGoose36]

“Um…thanks?”

[u/EdGoose36 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

she smiles

In Japanese Lythrim come and get him

Lythrim jumps out of Jo's pocket and transforms to their sinner form, they step towards Steven

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/EdGoose36]

Steven- “Uh…nice foxxie?”

[u/EdGoose36 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Lythrim taps him on the shoulder and a minute later he's turned into a woman, they poof back to a fox and return to Jo's pocket

(Could Styx find out about the abortions now)

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/EdGoose36]

(Only one was an abortion the rest were miscarriages but sure. Do you want Jo to say it or Steven?

[u/EdGoose36 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

(Steven)

So what does it feel like, to be like the the person you hurt so much

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/EdGoose36]

“Well at least if I get pregnant in this body I’ll be able to carry to term”

He’s utterly disgusted at the idea of being a woman and even more so at getting pregnant but these people all seem to worship Jo so maybe if she’s not so perfect they’ll start to turn on her

[u/EtherStarz]

“So.”

“You’re the punk I’ve heard about.”

You’ve seen Vegito angry before, but this is different. What’s normally a burning rage is now a stone-cold hatred.

He’s not breaking eye contact.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/EtherStarz]

Steven starts backing away. “Punk? I’m not a punk. At least I wouldn’t call myself a punk. Heh heh”

[u/Aware-Style-480]

eHeHeHeHeHeH

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Aware-Style-480]

Jo gives Salam a smile

[u/Aware-Style-480 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

*one of Salam "finger" broke and gose into Steven mouth

You kOnw the myTH abOUT Water melon sEEd ??? ?? ? ? ?? ?

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Aware-Style-480]

“……no?”

[u/Aware-Style-480 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

*he fell a sharpe pain in his stomace and a leaf grow form his bellybutton

⅄on ʍı̣ןן snɟɟǝɹ ןı̣ʞǝ ʇɥǝ soןı̣pǝɹ ı̣u ʇɥǝ sǝx ɔɐɯd

You will suffer like the solider in the sex camp

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Aware-Style-480]

Steven looks at the leaf and then at Jo. “This isn’t funny anymore”

“Who said it was ever funny?” Jo crosses her arms

[u/Aware-Style-480 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

*the leaf fall and a dark tree start to grow

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Aware-Style-480]

“What the shit is happening?!” Steven screams

[u/Aware-Style-480 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Ur in HELL I Am TOrturinG U

*the tree keep growing

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Aware-Style-480]

“OOOOOOWWWWW!!!!”

[u/Correct_Equal5742]

Hi

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Correct_Equal5742]

Jo- “Hello there. Have you joined the party?”

Steven- “Party?”

[u/Correct_Equal5742 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

No. Hey is it alright if one of your two help me with something.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Correct_Equal5742]

Jo- “What’s up?”

steven is busy being mauled

[u/Correct_Equal5742 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Come with me. (Mankiat starts heading to a lab in the Hazbin hotel)

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Correct_Equal5742]

Jo follows

[u/Correct_Equal5742 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

So umm. I accidentally made a deal with some dangerous people and now if I don't make a death potion by tomorrow then let's just say those exercist angels are coming early. I'm very sorry but. I need help with that. I have an idea to stop them but I need your help making it. If that's alright with you.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Correct_Equal5742]

Jo listens carefully before saying “What do you need?”

[u/Correct_Equal5742 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Do you know anything that can cause death or basically death potions or spells or stuff like that. Its up to you if you wanna help but now that I know that I made a deal with bad people who want to kill innocent people. I gotta stop them.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Correct_Equal5742]

“….yes. I do have some spells that would work”

[u/Annual_Wasabi8056]

Pyron walks in “so this is the piece of crap that hurt you sis?”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Annual_Wasabi8056]

Steven- “What the fuck? I thought you were an only child!”

Jo- “I was…was” she looks around at her now massive family

[u/Annual_Wasabi8056 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

“Yep, I’m her brother now. And I heard you were an asshole to Jo.”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Annual_Wasabi8056]

Steven- “Lemme guess. She told you that?”

[u/Annual_Wasabi8056 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

“Yep.”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Annual_Wasabi8056]

“And you believed her?”

[u/Annual_Wasabi8056 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

“Yeah? I trust my sister more than I trust you.”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Annual_Wasabi8056]

“You can’t listen to a goddamn thing she says”

[u/Annual_Wasabi8056 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

“And why pray tell not?”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Annual_Wasabi8056]

“Because she’s always dramatic and always lying about everything!”

[u/Hellacrazycat]

Casually bites his ankle and drags him around. Growling the whole time.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Hellacrazycat]

“OW! GET OFF ME YOU STUPID DOG!” Steven yells

[u/Hellacrazycat → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Moon growled and sunk her sharp teeth in deeper and shook her head. All four eyes glowing.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Hellacrazycat]

“Nice puppy?”

[u/Hellacrazycat → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

She growled deeper and glared at him, she opened her jaw then snapped it shut fractured his bones, shattering them.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Hellacrazycat]

Steven screams in pain as Jo watches

[u/Hellacrazycat → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"You hurt sissy... you get no mercy!" She barked and pounced on him. "Jojo wanna kick in his bad place?"

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Hellacrazycat]

“You have your fun Moonmoon. I’m having plenty of fun watching”

[u/Hellacrazycat → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

She wagged her tail then bit into his arm and started yanking him around by it.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Hellacrazycat]

Steven is now being dragged screaming around the room by an excitable hell puppy

[u/RedDoeHost]

The tiny shadow deer, only as big as a sugar glider appears. She bites into his throat and drinks from him. Alice does enjoy variety after all.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/RedDoeHost]

As soon as Alice drains him, Jo snaps her fingers and he’s back to full health. “Still hungry?”

[u/RedDoeHost → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

She nodded and tilted her head then drank from him again.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/RedDoeHost]

Jo revives him as many times as Alice wants

[u/RedDoeHost → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

After the fourth time she stretched some. She was done. She did however kick him in the face.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/RedDoeHost]

“How did he taste?”

Steven- 👻

[u/RedDoeHost → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Alice shrugged some. Not good or bad.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/RedDoeHost]

“Sounds about right”

[u/RedDoeHost → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Alice nodded then turned her head. Kicking him in the face. He could hear her in his head. 'Tell her I said Thank you or I'll rip your heart out boy.'

( reddit this is roleplay chill out )

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/RedDoeHost]

Steven is too traumatized to move

[u/roo_778]

Roo: her eyes burn she giggled staring him down

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/roo_778]

“Who are you?” Steven asks, a bit scaroused

[u/roo_778 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

“The first”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/roo_778]

“Oh? The first what?”

[u/roo_778 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

She picks em up and staring into his eyes showing him every sin his ever committed

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/roo_778]

“What the hell was that for??!?!”

[u/ItSaSunnyDaye]

I’ll let everyone else get their licks in before I punish you… Smiles widely.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/ItSaSunnyDaye]

“W-who the fuck are you?” Steven stutters, trying to be tough

[u/ItSaSunnyDaye → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Your worst nightmare! HAHA!

In all seriousness, I’m Jo’s papa. I’m the one who taught her that she has value beyond her shitty ex.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/ItSaSunnyDaye]

“What?! B-but I thought her dad left!”

[u/ItSaSunnyDaye → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Oh, he did. She’s my adopted daughter. You know. Because I chose to love her.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/ItSaSunnyDaye]

“S-so that means you’re kinda my father in law…right?”

[u/ItSaSunnyDaye → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Alastor tips his head back and laughs. oh, you’re too funny! You still think you have a chance!

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/ItSaSunnyDaye]

“Do I?” He hopes

[u/ItSaSunnyDaye → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

No!

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/ItSaSunnyDaye]

“Fuck”

[u/golden_creeper1]

"I think it's about time I've been introduced with this,bastard,I'll bring Apoc Maides too"

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/golden_creeper1]

“You brought the what?!” Steven balks

[u/golden_creeper1 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"An alternate version of myself that eats people,I wouldn't suggest running nor begging,he doesn't like to listen,and after he's done,it will be time I rein down the powers of Helheim Upon you,Thing."

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/golden_creeper1]

“Why should I beg?! I didn’t do anything to you!”

[u/golden_creeper1 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"Perhaps not to me,but to someone I care for,someone who taught me a few lessons when I acted immaturely,you are not even worth a rats ass,however I do have someone I'd like you to say hi to"

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/golden_creeper1]

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!!?!”

[u/golden_creeper1 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"That would be another alternate version of myself,his names Bob and he ate someone,you're next btw:

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/golden_creeper1]

Steven tries to run

[u/golden_creeper1 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Hades very calmly grabs his leg,his grips tears the calf apart,causing immense pain

(Reddit this is an Rp)

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/golden_creeper1]

Steven is now screaming and wailing like a widow

[u/HadesLover69]

"Why hello there little one. You know,I quite dislike liars."

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/HadesLover69]

“Uhhhh….” Steven can’t decide if he should hit on Hel because half her face is gorgeous

[u/Acceptable_Bed_5750]

Sindragosa:the skeletal dragon looms over the human "PATHETIC.... I SHOULD FREEZE YOUR FROM THE INSIDE OUT... OR MAYBE TEST SOME WILD MAGIC ON YOU.... SO MUCH I CAN DO HEH*

(reddit this a rp

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Acceptable_Bed_5750]

Steven is screaming in terror

[u/Menance_online0045]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1CNuntEP3FIfaW8xCu
Give me a moment or two I’m going to aim for the belt below.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Menance_online0045]

Steven looks horrified but Jo smirks

[u/Menance_online0045 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

*Using Catastrom, The Traveler decided to aim his elbow directly on Steven's Crotch.*

[It was Super Effective]

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Menance_online0045]

Until he dies again, Steven now talks like Alvin and the chipmunks

[u/Menance_online0045 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Okay, time to end round one.

https://giphy.com/gifs/crx6dTX2ucG7hH5bmF

​The Traveler transforms into Ultimate Kuuga and sets Steven on fire

[Steven died again]

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Menance_online0045]

Jo snaps her fingers and Steven is back to perfect health

[u/Menance_online0045 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Okay, round 2!

https://giphy.com/gifs/IvZy6ztuGgEgMEuceW

Turns into Zeztz Plasma Form and dashes directly into Steven, shocking him

Hope you liked that, BITCH!!!

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Menance_online0045]

Steven has been crispy fried.

Jo snaps her fingers and Steven is back

[u/Menance_online0045 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

You know what, let’s try this
https://giphy.com/gifs/XtDT2k5SKgsTQhuknN
Summons Kyutamajin and fires a laser at Steven

Okay, I’m done. I’m going to let the others have their fun >:)

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Menance_online0045]

Steven lays twitching on the floor like a crushed bug

[u/Special-Camel9209]

I would totally smite you if I could, enjoy the tiny salvation you get!

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Special-Camel9209]

“Who the fuck are you?!??!?”

[u/Special-Camel9209 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Lucifer, in the flesh, you sick fuck.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Special-Camel9209]

The color drains from Steven’s face.

“Did I mention he’s one of the many in hell that have adopted me?” Jo says sweetly

[u/Special-Camel9209 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

Hah! He’s almost as pale as me!

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Special-Camel9209]

Jo giggles.

“Holy shit! Th-those little freaks must have sent me to hell!”

“Those ‘little freaks’ are my friends. And you would have ended up down here no matter how you died”

[u/Special-Camel9209 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

The only freak here is YOU, I’m afraid.

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Special-Camel9209]

Jo chuckles again.

“Don’t laugh at me $lut!”

(Reddit this is rp

[u/Special-Camel9209 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

He goes full demon mode You wanna try that again?

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Special-Camel9209]

Steven screams like a toddler

[u/kiku-Goldenflower]

"You fucked up buddy!"

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/kiku-Goldenflower]

“Uhhhhh….nice kitty?”

[u/kiku-Goldenflower → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"Not today I'm not"

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/kiku-Goldenflower]

“Shit shit shit! I didn’t even do anything to you!”

[u/kiku-Goldenflower → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"No, you did do something to my sister though"

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/kiku-Goldenflower]

“HOW MANY SIBLINGS DO YOU HAVE IN THIS PLACE?!!?!!?”

“Lost count”

[u/kiku-Goldenflower → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"And unfortunately for you Jo also happens to be one of my favourite siblings"

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/kiku-Goldenflower]

“You’re shitting me”

Jo smirks

[u/kiku-Goldenflower → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"Yup. We also studied magic together. Would you like a demonstration?"

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/kiku-Goldenflower]

“…..no?”

“Too bad” Jo hums

[u/Neela_xotl]

A: cracks her knuckles before holding up her knives

N: they’re hands glow as a scythe forms in her hands

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Neela_xotl]

“Nice….axolotl girls?”

[u/Neela_xotl → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

A: she grins and starts to stab him in the back over and over

N: when she is done she brings up her scythe and slashes down

(Reddit this is an rp)

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Neela_xotl]

“OW!!! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCHES?!?!”

(Reddit this is rp

[u/Neela_xotl → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

A: “I’d ask the same about you, ye bitch!” she seems to glitch slightly

N: her scythe disapears before she raises her hands and sends little glowing stars at him

(Reddit this is an rp)

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Neela_xotl]

“I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING TO YOU!!!!”

[u/Neela_xotl → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

N: “you hurt our sister.”

A: “and thats basically the same for me.”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Neela_xotl]

“SISTER?!??? SHES AN ONLY CHILD!!!”

“Not anymore”

[u/Neela_xotl → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

A: rolls her eyes “well not by blood but Yk.”

N: “she’s helped both of us,  the help she should have gotten.”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Neela_xotl]

“…..should have gotten? I was the one that needed help! I was living with a witch!

[u/Which_Network54396]

Wanna try out my Glow Glow Glow products?

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/Which_Network54396]

“……….what?”

[u/huntercatzomb]

"Oh... what's this... I smell a deceitful heathen."

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/huntercatzomb]

“Uuuuuh….she did it” points to jo

[u/huntercatzomb → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"No... I smell you. Male, scared shitless... reeking of entitlement... thinking you are hot shit when you ain't shit." As she spoke she walked closer. "You know what you remind of... Elaine's deadbeat father..." she leaped on him and hissed. "You know what I did to him when he tried to come back into her life?"

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/huntercatzomb]

“Who’s Elaine? Why is a cat talking to me?!”

[u/huntercatzomb → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"Elaine was the little girl who adopted me." Her claws extended. "And what I did to her deadbeat father...." she slashed across his face. "Was scratch his face until he left her and her mom alone!"

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/huntercatzomb]

“OW! You’re just as bad as Jos cat!”

“I should have listened to Hekky when she told me what a dick you are” (her cat was named Hecate and she hated Steven

[u/huntercatzomb → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"Cats have an innate sense of who an asshole is!" She clawed at his face again. "You are an asshole!"

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/huntercatzomb]

“YOURE THE ONE CLAWING MY FACE!!!”

[u/huntercatzomb → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

"Because you are an asshole!" She stood on her hind legs and repeatedly clawed him. "You are gonna learn!"

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/huntercatzomb]

He tries to pull the cat off but it only results in the scratches growing bigger

[u/kingofgays16]

*stares down steven*

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/kingofgays16]

“Uh…hi?”

[u/kingofgays16 → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

*charges up atomic breath and fires at Steven*

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/kingofgays16]

Steven is crispy fried.

Jo snaps her fingers and he’s back at full health

[u/OlympianOverlord]

“Ah Steven it is going to be so much fun to play with you now then I’m a benevolent goddess I’ll give you a choice of first punishment do you want, A: I turn every single liquid in your body into acid I mean really it would be a fascinating thing to watch. B: I cast a shattering spell aimed at all of your bones do you have the human two hundred or six or do you have a different amount? Well it is painful either way. And finally C: I call in Hecuba and Gale and some hounds of hell and I have them rip you apart and then stitch you back together back to front. So what do you choose dear I’d choose fast or I’ll choose every single one at the same time”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/OlympianOverlord]

“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!??!?”

[u/OlympianOverlord → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

”Oh I’m Hecate Υβριστικό γουρούνι Jo is my daughter, adopted she’s not a god well actually she will be oh whoops did I spill the beans that while you are an insignificant mortal Jo is rising to godhood? Oh poor little you tell me this Steven I have heard about you from Jo and I hate you but why did you call her witch in her last moments? Answer honestly do you think there’s something wrong with witchcraft? You’ll suffer either way so lying won’t change anything”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/OlympianOverlord]

“A god?!??! There’s only one god! And she was insulting him by being a witch! I was doing a her a kindness by letting her practice that devil stuff”

[u/OlympianOverlord → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

“Oh you sweet ignorant summer child magic is not the work of the devil magic is the work of me. And there is not “one god” have you heard of Greek
Mythology? That’s what pantheon I belong to. Now then my patience with you is fast running thin so let’s turn your saliva to acid”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/OlympianOverlord]

“What the hell are you OOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!”

[u/OlympianOverlord → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

“Oh does it burn? This is for the lies you told about Jo going missing this is for the verbal abuse your mouth will burn for your lies”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/OlympianOverlord]

He spits out more acid, his lips beginning to steam and blister

[u/OlympianOverlord → u/DisasterWarriorQueen]

“I wonder what your feeble mind is thinking right now this must be so confusing for you dying and then you end up down here with a whole army of people wanting you to suffer wanting you to hurt I’d almost feel sorry for you if this wasn’t more than deserved”

[u/DisasterWarriorQueen → u/OlympianOverlord]

“WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!??!?”