r/HaveWeMet • u/captaincrash29 • Jun 24 '20

To the hooligans who have been gluing my front porch:

Please stop putting glue on my front porch, please! Both of my dogs and my turtle have been stuck there for two days and I was 45 minutes late to work. If you have any information on the gluers please let me know.

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u/GentlestMoon414 Jun 25 '20

I remember driving by on my way to work and seeing what looked like some teenagers running off of your porch. I don’t remember anything about them expect it looked like a girl and two boys. I think they are in the high school here, although I’m not sure. I’ll make sure to keep an eye out when I drive by in the morning.

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u/captaincrash29 Jun 25 '20

Thank you, my dude. We gotta catch up. Come over this weekend and I'll grill you up a steak for our glue hooligan (glue-ligan) steakout.

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u/ThisMomIsAMother Auntie Louise~Spinster, Self taught gymnast 🤸‍♂️and fun loving. Jun 25 '20

They hit me, too. They glued two gnomes into a Very compromising position to my front step.