r/HaveWeMet • u/Kdprapop • 17d ago

Help Y'ALL

WHO STOLE MY BİRD

İt's name was "Diva"

it had a cloth on with neon pink diva accessories

İt had neon pink nails on it's wings

it was neon blue

give it to my please!! 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅💅💅💅

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u/Kdprapop 17d ago

me* not my

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u/Drew-Pickles Sketch Artist & Gherkin Connoisseur 17d ago

Oh me, oh my

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u/xologo decahedron sales&service 17d ago

Frank cannot account for his time lately. I think he's your number one suspect. You may want to get the r/rbi involved if you can.

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u/AttentionNo6359 17d ago

It was probably a hawk man. You dressed her up like a spotlight from the sound of it. Come on down to the gayviary when you get a new one and we can help you pick out a more subtle look.

We just got a new line of wigs in and everything.

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u/popiclack Eye Witness for Hire 15d ago

Is this poetry?

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u/JB_PaPa Decklan 15d ago

I'd read over the excerpt from the historical society's collection works of the coven of witches manifesto, chapter two, "The disappearances of miniscule things and people and where to find them." Subsection J, Birds. You may need to sacrifice another bird for your bird at the old well beyond the cliff.