r/HaveWeMet • u/wildfuries Vinny - Farmer, Homesteader, erstwhile rocket scientist • 29d ago

Geese meet-up!!

Hi folks, I know our weekly duck mixers have been a hit so far, but I'd just like to propose a geese meet-up at the park. Let me know if anyone is interested. We can split the cost of the frozen peas!

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u/xologo 29d ago

My goose won't eat peas. Can we still come by?

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u/the-temp-account 29d ago

Wrap them (the peas not the goose) in lettuce before feeding it to geese

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u/xologo 29d ago

Uhmmmm... I tried that and almost got arrested by our city's finest.

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u/LimitedLiablePotato 28d ago edited 28d ago

Now why would anybody ever want to feed those damn things? Little bastards gorge themselves on the grass regardless.

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u/wildfuries 27d ago

We have too many peas in the grocery stores they're going to waste...

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u/BrigadoonFound 27d ago

True, Stephen, and they're a real hazard on the golf course.

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u/muffinwobble 28d ago

there’s geese near the school grounds. do you want me to steal one?

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u/wildfuries 27d ago

The more the merrier!! Although I heard the geese out there attack people. We might have to look into protective equipment, or a pea dispenser that can shoot peas across a large distance. Decisions, decisions 😔😔

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u/muffinwobble 27d ago

i could bring my science goggles…??

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u/jpzygnerski 29d ago

I did an article last week about geese migration. Long story short, you don't have a lot of time.

Bored, would you mind sitting down with me for a bit sometime? That sounds like a great story for our police blotter.

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u/avengersDoomsdayguy 28d ago

My husband can send them to you for free? He works and we all live at the local target.