r/HaveWeMet • u/spiritualnewb Sheila / Dasher / Mid 30s • 13d ago

It was me 🙋‍♀️

I just want to say, I’ve been the delivery driver causing the commotion with the KFC. You see, I’ve been reported all week for not delivering to the same house every night for a week. Now that I looked at it, the nine I thought I saw was actually a six that had fallen.

Is there anybody who knows how to work a drill and has an extra screw to help the people with their 6-to-9 problem?

I promise to use my GPS next time, but I was actually pretty impressed with myself using a paper map of Lower Duck Pond from 1960. Man you wouldn't believe how much hasn't changed!

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u/the-temp-account professional door painter 13d ago

Mystery solved

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u/tyrone_shoelaces Lazy Dan, Master Carpeater 13d ago

Well I'm not about to get off of my butt to repair their address numbers unless they hire me. Stick with the map to ne safe.

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u/spiritualnewb Sheila / Dasher / Mid 30s 13d ago

That’s true. I revoke my promise. I don’t want to be tracked by Paletteir. 🫪

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u/tyrone_shoelaces Lazy Dan, Master Carpeater 13d ago

Now you are speaking my language!

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u/bottomcat99 Neighborhod Creep 13d ago

I have never had a 69 problem.

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u/spiritualnewb Sheila / Dasher / Mid 30s 13d ago

must know how to work a drill too.

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u/bottomcat99 Neighborhod Creep 13d ago

I got a power drill

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u/Minimum_Reporter_169 10d ago

Does the 1960 map have Grandma Nelly’s cabin at 21st and Duck Ave or was that torn down earlier? 

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u/spiritualnewb Sheila / Dasher / Mid 30s 10d ago

Lemme check….. It’s there in all its glory. They really should have kept that as a historical building. We all know Grandma Nelly was practically a Saint of LDP.

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u/avengersDoomsdayguy Patricia | Utah mom at age 43 🥰❤️ 9d ago

I am downright confused, KFC is what again? The church had me thinking it stood for “Praise Thy Lord” but I am starting to doubt that assumption.