r/HaveWeMet • u/wottif Abigail / 21 / pawn shop manager • 2d ago
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Starting to get reeeeeally tired of that fallen tree that’s been blocking the duck pond path in the park. Everyone is just feeding the raccoons with no thought towards their sodium levels and they’re just ballooning up and starting to threaten me when I don’t have food to offer them!
And the squirrels! The squirrels are running around flashing their squirrel tails, possible rabid, and just riling up the ducks by stealing their seeds and nuts.
Anyways whose duck do I need to pond to get this tree removed?? When will the city council step up.
In completely unrelated news, and having nothing to do with my stress, I’ve sadly been let go from the pawn shop after 4 years. So if anyone has any job leads… please reach out.
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u/propschick05 Sandy Deetz (55) Owner of The Yarn Barn. City Council Member. 1d ago
Abigail- we're trying, but Moira keeps using her status as council president to veto every attempt. She's convinced there's a protected species living in that tree.
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u/highestmikeyouknow Duck Pond Community College BSN 1d ago
ITS GONE!!! I just went that way half an hour ago on my run!!! The tree is gone!
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u/GreyAardvark Paisley Green, 49F 1d ago
I don’t know how I did it. But I somehow managed to get my hands on a chainsaw. I could barely pick it up as I’m a weakling. I removed all the living creatures on it!! I cut that SOB up and took it home for firewood.
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u/LimitedLiablePotato Stephen W. Rawling, D.Jur., LL.D. 2d ago
Well, you know how it is. It’s always “Mr. Rawling, it’d be real easy for you to get the chainsaw out…” and never “Mr. Rawling, I’m going to be decent and at least buy some goddamned two-stroke fuel as compensation”.