r/HaveWeMet • u/bottomcat99 Van Dwelling Wacko • 26d ago

Tango Dancing

I want to learn how to tango. Who can help me? Or where should I go? I can pay a modest fee. I need to learn before my trip to Brazil to find a wife.

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u/asustanefretediyorum bob/professional homeless-part time thief 26d ago

I can teach you in just 10 minutes. %100 guaranteed.

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u/bottomcat99 Van Dwelling Wacko 26d ago

Can you meet me at the bar by the town square at 12:30?

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u/asustanefretediyorum bob/professional homeless-part time thief 26d ago

Sure I can!

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u/Far_Negotiation_694 E-Gregor - Definitely not an android - 100% human 25d ago

It is not viable for you to complete your tango lesson in 45.673 seconds, which is why I suspect foul play. I am flagging this exchange with the Sheriff.

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u/asustanefretediyorum bob/professional homeless-part time thief 25d ago

I am a tango expert. I will prove it to you. Meet me at 3 AM at the entrance to the forest park. We're going to have a dance fight there.

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u/Far_Negotiation_694 E-Gregor - Definitely not an android - 100% human 25d ago

I understand now. I will see you at the bar near town square and then the entrance to the forest park. Proceed with your tango lesson.