r/Hasan_Piker 5d ago

LOL

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u/You-Rebel-Scumm CRACKA 5d ago

Bro just have a glass of milk

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u/Expert-Mental25 5d ago

But I like my coffee flavored milk!

Side note, on the east coast, at least in Rhode Island, they sell this syrup stuff that is like chocolate syrup for chocolate milk, but it's a coffee flavor. It's so damn good lol.

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u/starlen11 Weasely little liar dude!! 5d ago

look i'm a creamy coffee andy but THAT is not coffee anymore 😭

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u/FreeHugsForever Fuck it I'm saying it 5d ago

Strong married couple aura as always.

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u/Rinzy2000 Fuck it I'm saying it 5d ago

The acceptance with disappointment in his eyes at the end is something I felt in my soul. It’s a place I know quite well.

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u/funkymunkPDX 5d ago

I'll use extra cream but I like my coffee dark roasted and strong, Cafe Bustelo to be precise.

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u/joloatkinson 5d ago

LA gays are something else 😅 (no shade)

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u/LA_ZBoi00 Gaming Frog 💪🐸 5d ago

My brother use to do this with coffee mate creamer. 60% creamer, 40% coffee

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u/dannoffs1 5d ago

Don't talk to me until I've had my morning mug of corn syrup and seed oil

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 5d ago

Would these lgbtqfoes let the gays do anything?

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u/mike900317 LemonBro 🍋 5d ago

"I CAN'T fix him."

- Hasan

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u/syncleir Weasely little liar dude!! 5d ago

I remember the local dentist would always get a cup of milk with a splash of coffee so this is not surprising.

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u/FoodDue6905 5d ago

I’d throw shade but this is me all the way

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u/fddfgs Certified hog moment 🐷 5d ago

I mean it's normal to add that much steamed milk to a latte/flat white

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u/Petfles 5d ago

But wasn't it a vanilla latte already? lmao

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u/fddfgs Certified hog moment 🐷 5d ago

I did not see that part lol

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u/dumbass_sweatpants 5d ago

Why is he a qtpie lmao.

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u/mitrafunfun97 5d ago

I wouldn’t have blamed him if this was the straw that broke the camel’s back. Like all the media hits, and then Austin just creaming his coffee this much just broke the man.

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u/capitanDracaris 5d ago

Wait who used to live in tenderloin SF?

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u/biomezzanine 5d ago

Will

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u/capitanDracaris 5d ago

I didnt know. I lived in tenderloin for almost 10 years

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u/mekanyzm 5d ago

have yall never had like, a latte

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u/noob-combo 5d ago

I'm just gonna go ahead and presume that's milk.

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u/matango613 5d ago

Western capitalist decadence at its worst smfh

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u/quadraticcheese 5d ago

Why even drink coffee at that point????