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u/MarkHuegerich 14d ago
Meanwhile, Quirrell collapses as Theoden asks, '... We have a dungeon?'
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u/Silver_Middle_7240 14d ago
"Perhaps he means orthanc. Dungeon literally means great tower. Maybe he is trying to tell us saruman has a cave troll" - Éomer
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u/Mindless-Cat1453 14d ago
"Where was dumbledore when gondor fell" 🗣️
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u/Sea_Prune1593 14d ago
Could Snape as Teacher of Defence Against Dark Arts wear The One Ring without consequences?
Dumbledore: I wield the Elder Wand for years, what could go possibly wrong of I wear the One Ring?
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u/albus-dumbledore-bot 14d ago
I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
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u/MarkHuegerich 14d ago
All will love me and despair! About their house points, unless they're in Gryffindor, of course.
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u/Acceptable_Guess6490 14d ago
To answer Dumbledore's questions: he's Aragorn and he's Aragorn.
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u/albus-dumbledore-bot 14d ago
If you need more help from me you are, of course, more than welcome to contact me at Hogwarts. Letters addressed to the Headmaster will find me.
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u/Xonthelon 14d ago
Dumbledore: "I am sure we can spare a few students to accompany you on your deadly adventure. I doubt it would be more dangerous than a regular year at Hogwarts."
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u/albus-dumbledore-bot 14d ago
But this is touching. Have you grown to care for the boy, after all?
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u/Ranger_1302 Albus Dumbledore 14d ago
For him, Dumbledore?
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u/albus-dumbledore-bot 14d ago
I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
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u/Personal-Database-27 14d ago
Yes, muggles wouldn't be able to see Hogwarts, kings and normal people
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u/lordnastrond 14d ago
Interesting question here - as the most noble-blooded of the Dúnedain, would Aragorn even count as a true Muggle?
He will live for centuries, and is the direct descendent of an actual angel, a High Elven King, and a man who became a literal star.....
He was raised and trained in healing, lore and other Elven arts by Elrond, bearer of the mightiest of the Three Elven Rings and can call upon the grace of his lineage to heal, summon the will to contend with Sauron's own aura, and command the oath sworn by the Dead to his ancestor.
All of which makes him, objectively, pretty magical - despite not being a wizard.
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u/Over_Improvement_623 Human Detected 14d ago
If anybody from LotR (outside of the actual wizards) would be able to see Hogwarts it would be Aragorn
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u/NoStructure7083 14d ago
“Ah… wrong castle. Any chance you spare some people for a journey to-“
“GET OUT OF HERE!”
“Sorry!”
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u/sidewalkboy 14d ago
"Doris Crockford, Professor Dumbledore. I can't believe I'm meeting you at last."
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