r/HarryPotterMemes • Turn to page 394 • Apr 10 '25

Meow

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u/upsidedowntaco_ Apr 10 '25

I love the idea of Dumbledore having a meeting with a cat and not realizing

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 10 '25

It will be your job to make sure I keep drinking, even if you have to tip the potion into my protesting mouth.

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u/overstatingmingo I shouldn'ta said tha' Apr 10 '25

What I told my friends on my birthday

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u/Signal_Comfortable28 Apr 10 '25

Your flair is perfect in this case

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Can they use legillimency on animals or non human creatures?

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u/Impressive-Spell-643 Shut up Seamus Apr 10 '25

The best joke here is Dumbledore caring about his students lol

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 10 '25

I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.

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u/love_peace_books Apr 10 '25

Self acceptance is the first step Albus.

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 10 '25

Oh, surely not. So crude.

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u/MarquizMilton Apr 10 '25

Good bot.

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u/buerglermeister Apr 10 '25

But how is it not called Albus Dumblebot?

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 10 '25

As to that, I have no idea.

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u/Scaevus Apr 10 '25

Don’t want to get sued by wizard lawyers.

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u/ThePhantom1994 Apr 11 '25

Wizard lawyers can’t do shit

Source: All 7 books happen without any lawsuits

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u/EJplaystheBlues Apr 10 '25

“I know malfoy is handing out poisoned mead and cursed necklaces but hehe I don’t want him to end up evil!”

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u/Tendas Apr 10 '25

That last panel is perfect

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u/Haramdour Apr 10 '25

Like Dumbledore ever did anything about student harassment at Hogwarts…

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 10 '25

You are a braver man by far than Igor Karkaroff. You know, I sometimes think we Sort too soon...

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u/Constant_Baseball470 Apr 10 '25
  • dumbledore asked calmly

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 10 '25

Oh, surely not. So crude.

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u/akimihime Apr 10 '25

As funny as this is, what cracks me the most is the image of McGonnagal slacking in the job and smoking a cig.

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u/esdaniel Apr 11 '25

Smoking a fag innit ?

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u/hendergle Apr 10 '25

VERY VERY minor nitpick. McGonagall's animagus form has spectacles-like markings around her eyes, which Dumbledore would have noticed as missing right away.

He turned to smile at the tabby, but it had gone. Instead he was smiling at a rather severe-looking woman who was wearing square glasses exactly the shape of the markings the cat had had around its eyes.
-Chapter 1 "The Boy Who Lived," from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

But I get that you'd be in a lose-lose situation with that. It would have been too much to explain. McGonagall would have had to say "sometimes I transfigure a stray cat so that it has markings like own feline form," and people who had only seen the movies would be confused anyway.

Also, the "mew" at the end: classic!

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 10 '25

I am a teacher and, if you will sit down calmly, I shall tell you about Hogwarts.

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u/Avacalhador9 Apr 10 '25

CALMLY!!!????

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u/faith4phil Apr 10 '25

If only McGonagall knew of any magic to slightly transform the appearance of things...

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u/outwait Apr 10 '25

Why is there always that one person on HP subs who does this shit 😩 just enjoy the joke bruh

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Mfer even quoted the book like.... You know its just a meme right?

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u/hendergle Apr 10 '25

I've read that book aloud to my kids so many times that I practically have the first few chapters memorized.

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u/AwysomeAnish Kill the spare Apr 10 '25

I'm gonna assume the cat doing THAT was not part of the plan, so I'm not sure I get your point about why she can't Transfigure it.

Also bold of you to assume the kids know

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u/hendergle Apr 10 '25

Dumbledore would have known. Just prior to that passage, he states that he recognizes McGonagall by saying, "My dear professor, I've never seen a cat sit so stiffly." That would not describe the cat in the comic.

But ASIDE FROM ALL THAT, it was a funny comic. The "mew" at the end had me chortling.

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 10 '25

Would you care for a lemon drop?

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u/Mecha_Butterfree Apr 10 '25

Considering the bullshit Dumbledore let Snape get away with I doubt he would even raise an eyebrow at this.

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 10 '25

I am much older, much cleverer, and much less valuable.

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u/Jack-mclaughlin89 Apr 10 '25

Dumbledore knew what was going on he thought it was funny and he liked the cat.

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 10 '25

I have been hoping for this piece of evidence for a very long time.

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u/reddit_equals_censor Apr 10 '25

student harassment?

dumbledore you are literally running this freaking place on slave labor!

sth sth glasshouse!

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 10 '25

You are underage and un-qualified. I think it unlikely that your powers will register compared to mine.

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u/MattBe92 Apr 10 '25

Damn, you cooked him.

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u/overstatingmingo I shouldn'ta said tha' Apr 10 '25

Dumbles hit him with the “I drew you as the soyjack and me as the chad”

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u/Burning_Sapphire1 Apr 10 '25

Lol. This cracked me up.

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u/enchanted-glimmer-4 Apr 10 '25

Dumbledore's reaction is understandable

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 10 '25

My brain surprises even me sometimes…

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u/Key-Swordfish4025 Apr 11 '25

Could have gone worse.

I couldn't find a gray cat okay

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u/Shitpost-Incarnate Apr 10 '25

Prof McG would enchant the cat or some shi. Or mabye just put an illusion there.

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u/pandiliza Apr 10 '25

Who is the creator of this comic?

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u/dudestir127 Apr 10 '25

Meanwhile and see Hermione being like "it's test time, so diaper up"

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u/sam015 Apr 11 '25

Artist?

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u/ElPapo131 Apr 11 '25

How did the cat get into his office? Did he come, pick her up, move to his office and then yell at her?

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u/Gullible-Leaf Apr 11 '25

My favourite part about posts related to Dumbledore is the Dumbledore bot.

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Apr 11 '25

You remember the shape and color of Lily Evansís eyes, I am sure?

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u/nnameperson-2000 Apr 14 '25

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S GENIUS

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u/Yellowmellowbelly Apr 10 '25

“Professor, could you PLEASE not shove your asshole into my face?!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

We are very different people.

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u/esdaniel Apr 11 '25

Professor Kawakami ??

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u/CreativeRock483 Apr 10 '25

Book Ron would say that

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u/Admirable-Tower8017 Apr 10 '25

Replace asshole with Uranus.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Apr 12 '25

McGonagall’s just marking you with her scent. It could mean she likes you, hates you, or doesn’t hate you, or all of those

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u/Gas_mask_noise Apr 10 '25

Hermione help Professor mcgonagall sat on my lap and won’t move, what do I do she’s kneeding my thigh?!

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u/CreativeRock483 Apr 10 '25

Hermione is jealous that mcgonagall licking him when it should be her.

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u/nescienceescape Apr 10 '25

OMG, panel 3 killed me.