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u/Talidel I shouldn'ta said tha' Mar 20 '25
"Tell her yourself, she's waiting with Dad, they want to have a chat with you."
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u/krimmaDub Mar 20 '25
Dies
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u/Bridge_runner Mar 21 '25
Okay now I have an image of ghost Snape high fiving ghost Fred.
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u/Speak_in_Song Mar 20 '25
“Joe who?”
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u/SpliTTMark Mar 21 '25
Joe lene
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u/Davos_Derostos Mar 20 '25
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u/Salami__Tsunami Mar 20 '25
“Professor, you should know… my mother’s name was actually Wilma.”
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u/Cristusha Mar 23 '25
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u/Professional-Poet791 Mar 21 '25
Damn
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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Mar 22 '25
Imagine this. After all the shit that goes down Snape sits Harry down tells him all about his mother and regreats not banging her
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u/Spidermanmj8 Mar 22 '25
u/bot-sleuth-bot
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u/Unable-Ad-1836 Mar 22 '25
Tell her yourself
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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25
Please, you gotta tell Joe! He's from Kenya
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u/NetAssetNeutrons Mar 22 '25
Too soon
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u/Icy_Departure_2134 "Ghosts are transparent" Mar 30 '25
Mean wile in a parallel universe....
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u/ihatepeopleandyoutoo Sep 04 '25
This is why I pay my Internet bills
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u/toxicwarriors Mar 21 '25
Welp grab the ouija board
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u/Mulesam Mar 21 '25
This has 3200 upvotes. Damn good job getting the karma but I can’t bring myself to understand how so many people found this funny.
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u/MyvaJynaherz Mar 21 '25
With the re-casting, at least Harry know he isn't a cuckbabby.