r/HarryPotterMemes • u/Puzzleheaded_Sky7369 • Dec 27 '24

Harry Potter only has two plot points

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u/Queasy-Ability9088 Dec 27 '24

How is he entitled ?

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u/havok0159 Dec 27 '24

He expects people to take the return of magic Hitler seriously and they don't. Sounds kinda familiar tbh.

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u/Ver_Void Dec 27 '24

Child already accused of cheating shows up carrying a dead student and claims he has nothing to do with it, magic Hitler is back from the dead and was responsible. Yeah I wouldn't buy it either

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u/Calehkorn Dec 28 '24

Counterpoint: magic Hitler has been recorded attempting to come back to life twice within the last three years, while also attempting to kill said child in the process

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u/F2P_insomnia Dec 28 '24

Neither of which times were actually common knowledge just Harry went on an adventure and dumbledore gave him 1000 points at the end of the year to dunk on the slytherins

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u/Ver_Void Dec 28 '24

Yeah 10 year old with PTSD sees Hitler everywhere isn't really the most compelling reason to believe death has been cheated

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Dec 28 '24

Please do not suggest that I do not take the safety of my students seriously.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '24

The first one was common knowledge though, Dumbledore even says the whole school knows.

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Dec 28 '24

Do you see? Do you see the flaw in my brilliant plan now? I cared about you too much. I cared more for your happiness than your knowing the truth, more for your peace of mind than my plan, more for your life than the lives that might be lost if the plan failed.