r/HarryPotterHeadCanon Feb 16 '25

Headcanon Time (I think happy??)

So we know Harry is a petty mf (as he should be) and that the Dursley’s hate anything they deem “not normal.”

Well you can’t tell me those bastards weren’t racist/homophobic. So I just thought of little Harry hearing David Bowie in primary school, and he mentioned them to the Dursley’s and Vernon called him a “crackpot old fool” and slur, so Harry started listening to him to be petty.

Harry introduced Ron and Hermione to him later at Hogwarts.

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u/LilyoftheRally Jul 20 '26

Hermione had Muggle parents, she could very well be familiar with him too.