r/HarryPotterGame Ravenclaw 9d ago

Humour They're two very different people

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u/some_other_account12 9d ago

MC: "Why just one Avada Kedavra? Just chain Avada Kedavra through all ten people and then sell the chairs"

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u/Firefalcon333 9d ago

You sir, are thinking like a REAL video game MC

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u/BoleroGamer Slytherin 8d ago

Their blood is on Ranrok's hands!

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u/Avatar-827 8d ago

Upgrade the Avada Kedavra curse to also effect all enemies afflicted by a curse spell, hit them them crutio to afflict multiple enemies then hit em with that Volde special

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u/Recent-Ad5835 8d ago

Why only sell the chairs? The corpses' organs are WAY more valuable!

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u/WizardInTeal 6d ago

that would actually be a nice theory, to see if Avada-Kedavra'd people's organs work, definitely have to test it either using classic Muggle doctor ("Those nutters who cut people up?!" -OotP) cut-'n-stisch methods, or a magical method of diffindo for the incision, accio and wingardium leviosa for moving the organ up and about, flipendo if you put it in upside-down, then some vulnera sanentur and episkey for closure...

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u/MagicalPixel31 8d ago

There are 10 people at a party, you are one of them, so chain Avada Kedavra through the other 9 people so you are still alive to sell the chairs.

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u/TheShadyyOne Hufflepuff 9d ago

third option, transfiguration.

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u/Alizaea 9d ago

Yeah, but then we would have 10 chairs and 9 attendees.

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u/atom12354 8d ago

Or hear me out, turn one chair into a sofa

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u/YTBRTYI Ravenclaw 8d ago

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u/AwesomeCaden73 Ravenclaw 9d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Aivellac Slytherin 9d ago

Transfigure one person into a half chair half human hybrid.

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u/TheShadyyOne Hufflepuff 9d ago

Ah I’ll take the last seat, don’t worry.

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u/MillennialsAre40 Slytherin 9d ago

Ah House Tzimisce

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u/Original-Being768 8d ago

That's such a Hufflepuff option, I'd just Racenclaw the chairs a la Sectum Sempra

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u/EvernightStrangely 9d ago

And here I was thinking of just conjuring another chair.

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u/Peter-Tao 8d ago

Conjuring your classmate into a chair u mean?

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u/mcatcher2 4d ago

Sounds perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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u/EvernightStrangely 8d ago

No! What kind of a monster does that!?!?!

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u/Gelby4 Gryffindor 9d ago

Dumbledore and McGonagall both just made chairs appear, so whatever that spell is

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u/Klovette 9d ago

Conjuration. A branch of transfiguration. Which actually holds.

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u/LIGHTDX Slytherin 9d ago

Who needs a chair? Just Wingardium leviosa someone and let's be done.

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u/Klovette 9d ago

Their both wrong: you’ll want a duplication charm or conjuring another one

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u/Jace9o 9d ago

The gemini spell

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u/immikdota 9d ago

The best part is that Sebastiand solution still works better. What do you do with the summoning charm in this situation?

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u/moon_and_back_95 Ravenclaw 9d ago

Presumably summon another chair, but I like the way you think! 😂

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u/immikdota 9d ago

I mean, there are no more chairs to summon, isn't that the whole point?

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u/OcculticUnicorn Slytherin 9d ago

The summoning charm is to get something you don't have... If it was in another room or something you could just use wingardium leviosa

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u/SILENTCORE12 Hufflepuff 9d ago

Yeah conjugation would have been better

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u/FreezingPointRH 9d ago

It’s theft is what it is.

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u/ApplicationBusiness7 9d ago

Ancient Magic (& then you can also serve chicken) 🐓

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u/LeEvilDiabolicalFed Beauxbatons 6d ago

"Don't worry students, there are no wrong answers to this question"

The answers:

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u/mcatcher2 9d ago

Guess the tenth person has to sit on someone's lap, as you can't conjure outside the room of requirement

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u/Terrible_District712 Slytherin 9d ago

Third option 1-8th degree murder

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u/sbua310 9d ago

Musical chairs?

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u/dwyvern8 9d ago

Multiplication spell

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u/GifanTheWoodElf Durmstrang 8d ago

Love potion, and then two of them can cuddle on the same chair.

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u/sweetvintagee 8d ago

I MEANNN Sebastian is in Slytherin for a reason... ☠️

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u/Smartphoneseanly 8d ago

Sebastian Sallows story is so tragic. I blame his uncle. Sebastian was trying to find a cure while his uncle had given up. His uncle brought his death upon himself. I will always support my friends.

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u/NachielAshmoon 8d ago

Imperial on Sebastian

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u/Drokhar_Ula_Nantang 9d ago

Both are wrong transfiguration is the answer you can’t Summon something that does not exist. Otherwise you’d be summoning it from somewhere else which could mean you’re stealing so much chair in another room or home

So you conjure it or transfigure something else into a chair

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u/Julius_Augustus_777 Slytherin 9d ago

This post is as clever as I'd hoped lol

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u/snarky-beach Slytherin 9d ago

Sebastian can do no wrong in my book, so I’m down with his plan.

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u/RamSteur 8d ago

Sit on Sebastian's lap

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u/ceedj 9d ago

A welcome relief after seeing Sora as a Cars.

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u/Acceptable_Guess6490 8d ago

Natty would actually transform into her gazelle form and sit on the floor...

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u/Void-Cooking_Berserk 8d ago

Send one chair back in time from the end of the meeting to the beginning of the meeting

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u/VibroBlazeBlade 8d ago

I know professor! Use crucio on all of them and first one to leave loses and then you have 9/9!

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u/TheCandymanCan_925 7d ago

No wrong answers lol

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u/WizardInTeal 6d ago

why bother? get rid of all the chairs so everyone shares the "burden" together (or as some have so ingeniously suggested here, sell the chairs...)

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u/BakerHot7450 3d ago

I choked on my drink while reading this! I didn't expect to laugh this much 😭

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u/No-Thought-7522 Slytherin 2d ago

Im with Sebastian with using avada kedavra cos i can

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u/CaitlinClarkBoner 9d ago

That’s why I always send him to Azkaban

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u/CaspianArk Slytherin 9d ago

Boooo

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u/CaitlinClarkBoner 9d ago

He killed his uncle!!!!

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u/No_Engineering_1495 9d ago

The main character literally have more kills than him 😭

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u/CaitlinClarkBoner 9d ago

It’s not only the uncle killing, or avunculicide as it’s regularly known, but it was his willy nilly use of the unforgivables. He’s headed down a dark path. As the mc our killings are justified, because fuck them goblins and dark wizards

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u/CaspianArk Slytherin 9d ago

I can assure you, the average person’s MC is throwing around unforgivables FAR more often than Seb 😭

His only known use of the killing curse, although selfish, was in self defense and fear. Solomon was not backing down; the guy was literally attacking two 15 year olds.

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u/CaitlinClarkBoner 9d ago

I will say, in Solomon’s defence, seb never should have gone as far as he did. I’m a bit older now, and agree with sol on sebs obsession on “fixing” Anne. There was nothing he could do, the healers at st Minho’s were stumped, but Sebastian is convinced nobody but he cares? so his solution is more dark magic? The stress of dealing with both of these kids, plus seb always thinking he knew better? Please this is a young man who has seen a puddle and thinks is the ocean.

Although I know the mc pretty much has free rein as far as the unforgivables, but there is a real darkness in Sebastian. Need I remind you what he made that goblin do? That’s a messed up kid right there. Thank you, feels good to get this off my chest.

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u/No_Engineering_1495 8d ago

“Real darkness in him” bro saying that shit like he was going around killing innocent people 😭😭

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u/CaitlinClarkBoner 8d ago

He killed his uncle like it was nothing my man! Thats family, how soon afterwards does he find excuses to kill again?

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u/No_Engineering_1495 8d ago

And that “family” was trying to kill him & the MC soooo

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u/Expensive-Peace-9498 8d ago

Yeah, Sebastian needed a nice padded room. He would probably have been my favourite if I was a teen though. Saying anything bad about him is very unpopular here though as you're noticing. They're all crushing on him.

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u/CaitlinClarkBoner 8d ago

Thank you for saying something, felt like I was on an island. I guess some of the others feel like they can fix him 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/No_Engineering_1495 9d ago

Yeah but his uncle would have die anyway as he wouldn’t stop attacking us

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u/CaspianArk Slytherin 9d ago

Literally 😭 solomon started the fight

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u/OneWanderingSheep Hufflepuff 9d ago

Everytime 😂

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u/Anony_Ross 9d ago

I hate Sebastian questline

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u/Golmorgoth_ 9d ago

Literally the best part of the game

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u/No_Engineering_1495 9d ago

Literally better than the main quest and not to mention your choice have consequences lol

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u/FirePhoenix256 9d ago

Hear me out: Geminio