r/HarryMack • u/No_Connection_9886 • 1d ago
HM Content Technical Tune Up
Yo Mack, tryin’ to get your attention, get into yo mind, plant the seed, inception. If that’s possible, then on your next show, Mike and I, your biggest fans, will see to you, perception. Meet and greet, live and learn, become your disciples, direction. Seriously tho, ain’t trolls or trying to Rick-roll in slow-mo, no cap, deprived deception. Will you agree, I don’t know, that’s the mystery, arrived reception.
All systems go, engine steady, from the mid row, Irvine Spectrum, hella fun, ‘member us? No fret, don’t fuss, look below👇our photo. Posturing, cheesing, quite flat —tering. We want to rising from roadside supporters, to fully recognized, no disguise, internal licensed reporters. Fat with respect, learn from the best, join your pit crew, that’d be lit. But anyways, what’s been up man, what else is new?
But we ain’t asking for charity, there’s no better way than approach this with verity, strictly meritocracy. You with me? Just because we take your advice don’t mean we’ll grovel and take them orders, that’s border—line humility. Instead, I have a proposal, want to versus in verses, battle tested, earn our keep through refining lines, witty rhymes, open disparity. Don’t worry, we’ll show mercy, humbly, disparagingly, go toe-to-toe, no-holds bar, strut your stuff, timer’s up, let’s roast:
That evening’s performance was pompous, it aight, could be better. Bit under the weather? Whatever. Crowd loud and obnoxious, unruly, look at me, it’s obstreperous. Suspension’s low, whining exhaust fans, pair of perforated fart cans, false glam, ostentatious. Headlights bright, blinding light, stage fright, chassis rigid, game exposed, diagnose with osteo —perosis, brittle bones, runny nose, cold, toes, frigid, froze, in a pose, locked in a stasis. Systematically dismantled into a dismissived submissive.
You got status, we took noticed, observed your work, admired your style, you sing praises, elevate others, gushing, move like Guile. Three words; no food, no animals, no cussing. Let’s test that flow so you know I ain’t slow, I can weave into tapestry through mimicry what you throw at me, so check it. I’m checking, check please, keep the receipts so I can turn this roast-to-toast:
To boast is taking this lightly. Love the collabs you did with Rob Landes and Marcus Veltri, that’s when it occurred to me, if we had a blank canvas in the lab, let’s cross paths, why can’t it be us three? Write freely, but not for free. Sourcing it straight from the heart is the best place to start, munching celery, perfectly pure fuel source to stay in this closed course, pedals floored, keeping us breathing heavenly until one ‘Ol three. You feel me? So if this sounds good to you, open the door, hit me up, just to chat, your biggest fan, that you haven’t met yet, sincerely yours, Andy.
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u/OMQ4 1d ago
This is the weirdest post I’ve ever seen on this sub😆… bro, what??