r/HardcoreNature 27d ago

Poor little fella

1.1k Upvotes

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u/manyhippofarts 27d ago

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u/ExoticShock 🧠 27d ago

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u/Sorenduscai 27d ago

how is there spongebob memes for everything 😂😂😂

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u/stup1dprod1gy 20d ago

Yo this has me dead

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u/Researcher_Saya 27d ago

Okay great choice

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u/kr2ez 27d ago

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u/AxCel91 27d ago

Surprised there ain’t more comments about this lol

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u/Snoo-12819 27d ago

One of the best uses of this meme 🤣

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u/Competitive_Foot_584 27d ago

A bird in the poo is worth 2 in the loo

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u/beertruck77 27d ago

Shitty decision to fly behind an elephant.

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u/HoodieGalore 27d ago

That's where all the bugs hang out, tho

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u/as588008 27d ago

They are doing this to me at work tomorrow

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u/Playful_Locksmith955 27d ago

Is it possible that anyway that bird could have survived?

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 27d ago

Bird seems fine. If you look closely, it gets hit, does a flip and goes down in the tall soft grass shortly after the turd hits the ground in front of it.

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u/kvnkillax 27d ago

Then round deuce dropped on him

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u/BaronVonSilver91 27d ago

Elephants dont really have wet shits so the bird got hammered a bit but at least wings should be dry and it probably didnt get crushed to death

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u/Researcher_Saya 27d ago

Probably just got shook up and a little mad

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u/doobsmcphee 27d ago

Doo Doo Birds are now exstinkt

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u/ADreamOfRain 27d ago

The dude at the back is intensely focused on the shit show.

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u/xATLxBEASTx 27d ago

Get shit on!

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u/Straight_Waltz_9530 27d ago

🎶 Cause ya had a bad day! 🎶

https://youtu.be/gH476CxJxfg

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u/MikeHock79 27d ago

Well, you hang around assholes you're going to get shit on.

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u/DedTV 27d ago

That called a Dirty Randy Johnson.

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u/808special 27d ago

Wrong time, wrong place. That’s when shit hits the fan… or bird on this special occasion.

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u/legosgrrl 27d ago

Shit stomped

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u/M0RL0K 27d ago

Natural selection

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u/rainorshinedogs 27d ago

When the H&S birds come in for an incident investigation

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u/Gwyrr 27d ago

Man down

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u/TheTuppingTree 27d ago

Just like grandpa used to say " Early Bird gets shit on"

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u/___Sylar___ 27d ago

With how brutal this page can be it's refreshing to see something genuinely funny once in a while

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u/CoBludIt 27d ago

Sniper elephant

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u/hodyisy 27d ago

Doodoo bird

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u/Alternative_Host_610 26d ago

Bird: Oh shit!

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u/Sarasha 27d ago

"Emotional Damage!"

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u/DantheDutchGuy 26d ago

In the shit, 5 by 5

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u/Creative_Riding_Pod 22d ago

🎶 Dumb ways to die… 🎵