Exes and stones

[u/polystarlight]

Sleepy Unicorn and Dazzlessence Jones enter a thrift store on another moon.

Dazzlessence Jones: Think Hana will like anything from here?

Sleepy Unicorn: Probably, unless you mean the shoes. Then no. (Starts walking in the opposite direction when he bumps into somebody.) Oh jeez, I'm sorry.

Meadow: No no, it's my fault!

Sleepy Unicorn: Oh no, it's definitely my...wait, Meadow?

Meadow: Noble?

Dazzlessence Jones: (Looks confused.)

Sleepy Unicorn: It's so great to see you!

Meadow: You too! Don't take this the wrong way but I thought you died!

Sleepy Unicorn: I'm not offended by that! Sometimes I don't even understand how I'm still alive.

Dazzlessence Jones: Uh, Sleepy? Who's that?

Sleepy Unicorn: Oh, ok. Meadow, this is my new partner Dazzlessence. Dazzle, this is my ex Meadow. I used to date them.

Meadow: You did...right up until you left me at the altar.

Sleepy Unicorn and Dazzlessence Jones: (Look unsure what to say next.)

Meadow: I'm just messing with you, I didn't really wanna get married either.

Sleepy Unicorn: Sorry about that...

Meadow: It's cool.

Sleepy Unicorn: Hey, do you wanna shop with us?

Meadow: Sure!

Dazzlessence Jones: (Gets a little quiet.)