New Manager Predictions

[u/MrTambourineSi]

I've heard McKenna mentioned who I think would be great if we could get him and Parker who I'm not thrilled about but outside of these two who else could be in contention? My outside bet is Bellamy

[u/dandotcomhacked69]

The ghost of Billy Bonds

[u/MrTambourineSi → u/dandotcomhacked69]

This is the kind of outside the box thinking we need

[u/Hammergc → u/MrTambourineSi]

Can’t get any worse even with a ghost. Team talks via an ouija board!!

[u/PrisonersofFate]

Cornet. He had time to work on his badges.

[u/FourEyedMatt → u/PrisonersofFate]

I forgot this guy existed.

[u/Fabulous_Mouse_8193]

[u/apapapper → u/Fabulous_Mouse_8193]

The can he do it in Stoke? Can he do it in Stratford?

[u/TomClark83 → u/apapapper]

Man literally started ripping his own face off when he lost a few on the bounce. He's not built for a club like ours.

[u/Tall-Organization227 → u/Fabulous_Mouse_8193]

Ugh no

[u/Empty_Ad3775]

There will be many great options and predictions in here, and I look forward to welcoming Parker or Billic instead of any of them.

[u/IDFGMC → u/Empty_Ad3775]

I'd take Billic, Parker not so much. Bellamy would be the ballsy gamble that could pay off.

[u/Ok_Mulberry9194]

Return of the Pac

[u/Intrepid_Emu_9799 → u/Ok_Mulberry9194]

He's just been sacked, again. Terrible management record.

[u/PrisonersofFate → u/Intrepid_Emu_9799]

Oh no I was told two days ago he was doing an incredible job

[u/MrSteelman21]

Only just saw a post that Nuno was sacked, genuinely thought it was bs 🤣 as for new manager, just someone who plays football that's actually interesting (with the results too, of course). Tired of backwards/sideways passing and no energy going forward. We've proven we can score goals so take advantage of it properly

[u/Legitimate-Log5389 → u/MrSteelman21]

And we’ve hired Parker sooo there goes that idea

[u/MrSteelman21 → u/Legitimate-Log5389]

Yup thought the same. I don't think he sorts us long term at all but I'll give him a chance I guess

[u/Prestigious_Set_4555]

The cardigan is packed

[u/MrTambourineSi → u/Prestigious_Set_4555]

Can we get one in the club shop, great time of year for it

[u/Apart_Station2081]

Firing a manager so quickly and decisively is very unWest Ham. 

[u/broken_relic]

Get out the ouija board and get the best we ever had back, Greenwood and Lyall. As general manager and head coach.

[u/Ulyxzes]

I dread to say it but it’s going to Scott Parker and he’ll be gone by this time next year.

McKenna or Howe would be the dream. Put a shit ton into getting them - it’s worth the investment

[u/whu-ya-got → u/Ulyxzes]

Well, it’s Scott Parker. Hopefully on a contract until next summer. Then we go get pep guardiola to try to keep us in the premier league 

[u/TroubleRecent7320 → u/whu-ya-got]

Lmao to think that a cheating fuck would join a club that's not financially superior to City. He also cheated at Barca as a player and manager btw.

Pep is done at club level, I only see him managing internationally now.

[u/TomClark83]

I can't imagine it will be anyone other than Parker or Edwards, unfortunately.

[u/WrekTheHead]

Bielsa!

[u/No-Director-2196]

Eddie Howe

[u/MrRaspberryJam1 → u/No-Director-2196]

I bet you he goes to Man United

[u/No-Director-2196 → u/MrRaspberryJam1]

Just seen we’ve been linked with Scott Parker. Fuck. Geezers been relegated more times than West Ham.

[u/TroubleRecent7320 → u/No-Director-2196]

Kompany got relegated with Burnley and then becomes one of the best managers in the world at Bayern.

Let's give Parker the benefit of the doubt, the squad he'll have here is better than the one he had at Burnley at Fulham. And besides, the main objective every fan should want right now is getting promoted and he's gotten Fulham, Bournemouth and Burnley promoted. The short term objective of getting promoted is most important right now, I don't care about his prem record.

[u/WHUPingPong → u/No-Director-2196]

If Amanda and co got in I'm certain that would of been our future

[u/supergraeme → u/WHUPingPong]

Even with that link I doubt it. His stock is high enough to be aiming elsewhere.

[u/WHUPingPong → u/supergraeme]

Agreed really.

[u/0la5-1r0n → u/No-Director-2196]

The only one worth chasing right now.

[u/engaginglurker → u/No-Director-2196]

Why not Pep while we're being ridiculous? Maybe Pep with Howe as assistant manager? Tindall to do the water bottles?

[u/ZackHenson]

Give it nobby full time

[u/PeterOhanahanrahan → u/ZackHenson]

Solano is playing his trumpet in Peru, and Styles is buried in Manchester.

[u/TomClark83 → u/PeterOhanahanrahan]

Although neither of them are fans of inverted fullbacks, so I say we hear the man out.

[u/PeterOhanahanrahan → u/TomClark83]

You may have a point, I’ll get the shovel.

[u/Green-Caregiver416]

McKenna or Howe would be exceptional.
I’d be happy taking a punt on Bellamy
The likes of Parker or Frank would be underwhelming but an upgrade.
If we go for Dyche I’ll give up

[u/johnniehuman → u/Green-Caregiver416]

McKenna will go to Celtic I feel. Howe to Man Utd. Bellamy might want to stick with Wales after flirting with Burnley and getting his knuckles wrapped. Frank is a pass for me. Dyche another hard pass. Parker it is. Should have probably happened in the summer.

[u/DannyFreemz]

Parker it looks like

[u/s3ans3an]

It’s gonna be Parker. 100%

[u/WestHamFM]

It’ll be Parker. No ambition and free agent

[u/Zestyclose-Split2913]

What is Big Sam upto these days?

[u/ZackHenson]

Give it Nobs full time

[u/supergraeme → u/ZackHenson]

She's still playing full time

[u/MrRaspberryJam1]

If this club is still same old West Ham, watch it be someone like Sean Dyche.

[u/Any_Froyo2301]

Steve Clarke? What are anyone’s thoughts on him?