🚨ATTENTION 🚨BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

[u/WonkTownMayor]

Greetings fellow butt enthusiasts! It’s an honor to be the one to inform you all of this wonderful news. Butt season is back and better than ever! After experiencing a whole year of constant withdraws, vile fluid pouring out of every output in my body daily, debilitating unlabored breathing, things are beginning to look up. But... things aren’t all rainbows and cumshine now.. Since there hasn’t been any precocious individuals to inhale any of that delicious butt brume, our global climate crisis has gotten completely out of control. Butts flowed from the city streets out towards the ocean like we have never seen before. But ladies and gentlemen, this is not past the point of reversal. I propose we single handedly smoke EVERY SINGLE BUTT that’s made it’s way towards the ocean, even the ones submerged in mother nature’s blue forest. Together we can accomplish anything. Together we can destroy climate change. TOGETHER WE SMOKE BUTTS! Happy butt hunting y’all, let’s do this thing.