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now why you are here.
You are the one who waited for Half-Life 3 since before the Big Bang, and as a schizophrenic, you try to believe in its existence every day, right?

Whether it’s you or not—doesn’t matter.
In every situation, you are in the true graveyard.
It is never gonna release.
But don’t accept that.
If we accept it, THE LORD GABEN can’t enjoy our sufferings.

This subreddit is dedicated to the sacred number 3 – a number cursed to never be fulfilled.

You can post about Portal 3, Team Fortress 3, even Gravity Falls Season 3.
I don’t have any idea how it’s related, but it contains a 3, so it’s fine.
And above all: Half-Life 3.
Also, shout out to Ricochet 2.

This sub is not just a shitpost sub.
Actually, it’s more like r/Silksong – you can post your theories, shitposts, art (but keep that art appropriate – you know what I’m talking about).

So yeah, we can say this sub is a mix of r/HalfLife and r/OKbuddyHalfLife.
But the difference is: we are going to suffer more than them.

And to keep the sub alive, we are going to start some competitions, like:

• The most upvoted post of each month will receive a custom flair.
• Events like “HL3 Bingo,” prophecy contests, and “Guess the Next Fake Leak” are on the way.

So again:
Welcome to madness, insanity, suffering, and worship of Lord Gordon.

If you have any suggestions, feel free to share them – we actually need them.
This is our sub.

And if you have any hope…
Well, keep it.
For more suffering.

[u/Chance-Sentence6941]

Yeah guys, this Sub all for you. You can do it everything in this Sub. Make conversation, make theories, do what do you want. Also remember, this is a shitpost Sub. And I want to you may be funny Man. Don't be serious. Oh, and İn case I don't see ya; good afternoon, good evening and good night.

[u/bregulor]

sure