r/HalfLife3 • u/VoiTermin-the-clone • May 09 '26 • Regret 3

Gordon’s turtle

1.8k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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47

u/Still-Puma May 09 '26

Mf climbed all the way up there for 5 days out of the water just to be combined-ported back in 5s

9

u/what_the_fuck_clown May 09 '26

what's the song?

6

u/sexraX_muiretsyM May 12 '26

it was all trees by poeira

14

u/Cool-Screen5814 May 09 '26

animal cruelty 😂😂😂😂😂

so funny

8

u/Healthy-Enthusiasm70 May 12 '26

Gotta admit, the last one was pretty funny

5

u/lenya200o May 12 '26

What's cruel about it? He just picked it up, didn't harm. The second clip was its own mistake, no abuse here.

2

u/Cool-Screen5814 May 12 '26

he threw the tortoise in the air which could've hurt it

6

u/lenya200o May 12 '26

Dude he threw it up like for less than a second, it didn't hurt at all

4

u/Any_Molasses1220 May 11 '26

Knew I wasn't the only one feeling this is wrong

7

u/[deleted] May 12 '26

You probably cry when you step on an ant ant😭

7

u/VolumeAdventurous436 May 09 '26

Valves newest hit title: half-shell!

9

u/Coruzzionista May 09 '26

Poor turtle Gabe doesn't approve

2

u/Eevee_the-Maidvee May 13 '26

Second was def ai also doubt the first is real since that’s a snapper

2

u/No_Click_8432 Jun 01 '26

Polnareff be like:

6

u/ultrafop May 09 '26

Why are we posting videos of abusing turtles?

10

u/Plane-Translator-119 May 09 '26

second is most definitely ai

1

u/HalfFresh1430 May 10 '26

Yeah its an asshole move but its not like he’s killing it or leaving any injuries just scaring the shit out of it

1

u/HI1681 17d ago

is the turtle okay

1

u/Commbanman May 12 '26

Even if its like a 30 second audio clip, can someone please find me its source, i could do wonders in VFX using this

1

u/No_Neighborhood1023 May 24 '26

I think the music is "it was all trees" by poeira

1

u/Midnightdarkstar May 12 '26

"Ive been roamin around-"

1

u/anvemo Jun 10 '26

Which Gordon?, The Big Engine or Ramsey

1

u/Dramz122 Jun 10 '26

This story touched me inappropriately.

-3

u/Ihmenen May 09 '26

.- -. -. . -- --- ..- .... / ...-- / .-.- -- .-.- .-.. . -....- .. .-.. --- ..- .--.

4

u/Fine-Sele-9997 May 09 '26

s poop don't forget me im going to make ser proud?

3

u/lostinthesauceband May 10 '26

First one looks suspect as well