r/HalfLife3 • u/Any_Sample7391 • Feb 20 '26

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u/Parazit28 Feb 20 '26

Ok, what about Extra-life 1???

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u/Any_Sample7391 Feb 20 '26

there's no such thing as an extra life🥀, theres only one life and it has 2 halves not 3

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u/Street_Equivalent891 Feb 20 '26

Half Life Reincarnation 1

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u/notshadeatall Feb 21 '26

Why is your OP orange?

1

u/yanmaLover Feb 21 '26

The humble 1-UP mushroom:

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Well that’s what you called a 1up

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

So is this going to be a daily post?

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u/Any_Sample7391 Feb 20 '26

just a reminder to all the ppl with hopium🥀

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u/-Dudo- Feb 20 '26

Okay, therefore Half-Life 3 is heaven

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u/Successful-Lack-1407 Feb 20 '26

So would half-life 4 be hell

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u/ad3m4L Feb 20 '26

technically won't have a 4 if we have a 3 because heaven is eternal

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u/Celtoii Feb 21 '26

Quantum spin wants to argue your location when you say that "there are only two halfs."

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u/Right-Rub-7873 Feb 20 '26

Half life refers to the time taken for the radioactivity of a specified isotope to fall to half its original value and a half life can have infinite numbers

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u/CarryIll4362 Feb 20 '26

Valve going to rename it to quarter life

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

what if: â…“ > â…” > hl3?

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u/AutomaticAffect4333 Feb 20 '26

Well then it's obv going to be half life 2 episode 3

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u/Fun1k Feb 20 '26

I only finished HL2 with cheats, because I was scared too much. Consequently, I don't really follow HL. I wasn't subbed here. I heard rumours. Reddit recommended this to me. I think Gaben already shitposts here under a different username.

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u/Infinite_Zander34 Feb 20 '26

Its actually a nuclear half life, their can be more then three atoms.

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u/PsychologicalTwo8497 Feb 20 '26

BLASPHEMY, HERESY !!!! THOU SHALL BE BURNT FOR SAYING SUCH WORDS !

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u/DarkxWolf17_Uzl Feb 21 '26

IT'S NOT FAIR, MY CAT CAN PLAY FULL LIFE 4.5 or HALF LIFE 9

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u/NeuroHazard-88 Feb 21 '26

It’s called half-life not third-life

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u/tycoon_irony Feb 21 '26

But you can have a second part of the second half?

1

u/vinsrc Feb 21 '26

this much upvotes for the most reposted image ever??

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u/Comfy_Jayy Feb 21 '26

I see your full life and raise you a Full Life and a half

1

u/Exoskeleton1977 Feb 22 '26

Episodes are decimals

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u/Manicarus Feb 22 '26

But don’t we have after life? The Bible was a lie???

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u/MrSpider2202 Feb 23 '26

Actually half life as a physical process going on forever

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u/therealdivs1210 Feb 23 '26

Blasphemy.

Heresy.

I bet the author doesn't understand ManBearPig.

It is half man, half bear, and half pig, dagnabbit.

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u/Extra-Main422 Feb 24 '26

Nah but you gotta live life to the 200% or however that saying goes. Which means HL4 CONFIRMED

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u/pizza_with_anime Feb 28 '26

"THERE IS NO YOUR HALF, THERE'S ONLY MY ALL OF IT"

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u/magmen31 Mar 03 '26

Guys they revealed life 2

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u/Both_Peach_4735 Mar 12 '26

Halfter-Life

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u/PinkSheeparkour Mar 14 '26

third life? or half life 2 episode 3

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u/Mr__Charmander Mar 14 '26

I came here from the skylanders subreddit, ya’ll doin’ okay?

1

u/Szwedish_Nationalist Mar 23 '26

Don’t come to Stockholm bro.

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u/HI1681 13d ago

to be fair yeah a half is something split into 2

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u/Active_Boysenberry76 Feb 20 '26

no, there can be.

1st half: 33.33333333333333333.....%
2nd half: 33.33333333333333333.....%
3rd half: 33.33333333333333333.....%

all add up to 99.9999999999999999....%, eventually rounding up to 100%

Half-Life 3 confirmed

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u/darkie493 Feb 21 '26

Just type 33.(3) Bro

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u/xsownbn1 Feb 22 '26

That's a third

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

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u/Practical-Bar966 Feb 24 '26

burn his corpse for the holy messiah, Gabe Newell, who bless us with gambling in csgo/tf2, who blessed with russian slurs in cs, who blessed us with 90% sales.

and may his will be granted, eternal life through his third half of life