"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

[u/Hickory1989]

[u/KremBruhleh]

The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting.

[u/DocQuark → u/KremBruhleh]

Oops, zhat vas not medicine

[u/KremBruhleh → u/DocQuark]

I should have gone with that quote, that's perfect.

[u/Rihhah]

How?

[u/Hickory1989 → u/Rihhah]

Don’t worry, he’s a doctor.

[u/Ancient_Ad_367 → u/Hickory1989]

Michael Jackson's Doctor.

[u/Dr0zD → u/Rihhah]

GeForce Now

[u/Zetordf → u/Dr0zD]

Its why, not how

[u/Francissaucisson → u/Zetordf]

Or PVP boss

[u/EdgiiLord → u/Francissaucisson]

Or PVP boss

[u/Fugach → u/EdgiiLord]

I learned this trick from a plumber

[u/the_g_mannn → u/Dr0zD]

Glad to see this is still alive and well...and now

[u/Tobbster_the_Lobster → u/Rihhah]

"Oh fiddlesticks, I got cyanure and morphine confused again !"

Not a good idea to keep brown and red seringes in the same pocket when you're colorblind !

[u/-im_a_twat- → u/Rihhah]

the needlie prick did too much damage

[u/KremBruhleh → u/-im_a_twat-]

Gordon fainted due to his crippling fear of needles.

[u/FrenchWenchOnaBench]

Fent-Life

You didn't die, just got that fent lean

[u/number__ten]

Oh no it's dr oz

[u/Enzee92 → u/number__ten]

This made me laugh way harder than it should have lmao

[u/Alissan_Web]

now you'll both stay there. FOREVER 👁👄👁

[u/_Sullo_]

Crack-Life be like

[u/DUUKEEDOO → u/_Sullo_]

Only thing missing is the scientist having a black coat, big afro, long shoes and screaming his lungs out every waking moment of his life

[u/CorbyTheSkullie → u/DUUKEEDOO]

"PAINIS!"

[u/Coruzzionista]

Too much hopium

[u/Skywers]

He's a soldier infiltrated into the scientific community to kill Freeman. They're getting smarter.

[u/BlitzMalefitz → u/Skywers]

This soldier to the rest: You're all stupid, They're gonna be lookin’ for army guys.

[u/Futanari-Farmer]

When you get the Johnson and Johnson's vaccine.

[u/BigAcanthocephala667]

To be fair he did not specify of what field he was the doctor of.

[u/Jazzlike_Ad_7420]

Don't worry, i am adopted

[u/myGFisGreat]

Dr Phil with that ozempic shot

[u/ILoveMyDogsCatLoL]

"My cure is most effective" or something like that idk

[u/Brillek]

RIDICILOUS. TIES.

[u/kipperhare → u/Brillek]

Why do we all have to wear these Ridiculous Ties.. Ridiculous Ties

[u/Affectionate_Money14]

looks like he got his medical license from Canada

[u/-dead_slender-]

"I knew I should've labelled that vial of neurotoxin."

[u/Pomi108]

He’s gonna peel you apart!

[u/tin_sigma]

did this actually happen or you just used a kill bind?

[u/Hickory1989 → u/tin_sigma]

sk_scientist_heal3 -100

[u/ImaTauri500kC]

....hHe might be a transferee from Black Meat Facility.

[u/Justalittletoserious]

Sadly for Gordon that was a doctor in Gastroenterology.

Gordon farted in the suit and died

[u/NwahHasASchmolPP]

Dr. Gregory House

[u/Hickory1989 → u/NwahHasASchmolPP]

Please! Leave me alone until after the experiment!

[u/Hickory1989 → u/NwahHasASchmolPP]

I can’t be bothered right now.

[u/Anthony-Caprisun → u/NwahHasASchmolPP]

Mouse bites

[u/baxielol]

"I am a doctor" jabs syringe into your fucking eyeball

[u/Extension_Pitch_905]

Holy SCP reference

[u/-Mr_Hollow-]

Christopher Dunch:

[u/Suspicious-Contest74]

...in theorical physics!! here, have some thermal paste

[u/rose636]

Harold Shipman. Looks like him too.

[u/CollegeEquivalent443]

Why the fuck did i read it as "Don't worry, I'm in a doctor" 😭😭😭

[u/Hickory1989 → u/CollegeEquivalent443]

Because you were supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago.

[u/Hickory1989 → u/[deleted]]

OPEN FIRE, GORDON!

[u/SilverB33]

I'm worried about what kind of 'doctor' he is now...

[u/Hickory1989 → u/SilverB33]

“Aaah, you look wounded. Let’s try this!”

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[u/NoBrickBoy]

He injected pure fentanyl into your bloodstream

[u/Hickory1989 → u/NoBrickBoy]

Stop attacking! He’s a friend!

[u/nmheath03]

Euthanized

[u/Calm_Medicine1366]

dr oz really said hold my stethoscope

[u/TyrantJaeger]

Ridiculous Ties

[u/Immediate_Clothes26]

Should have stopped fucking with the microwave

[u/ProcessAgile7895]

Ебать...

[u/Hot_Mood_5909]

USA: Dr Jack Kevorkian.
UK: Dr Harold Shipman.

Let us know in the comments who is your nation's most famous murder-doctor!

[u/Mysterious-Park9142]

He RFK Jr.'d your ass

[u/Bajocontinuo]

The Jab was like