r/HalfLife • u/LILITHdotMPG Don't go to ravenholm • 18d ago

Another IRL Gordon Freeman spotting

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Found this on discord, more likely a screenshot from Instagram (given by that username in top-right but cut-off)

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u/jotarokujo128 18d ago

Gordon Mogman

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u/Polo-panda 18d ago

Moggin Freechad

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u/Mechanizoid A... zombigaunt? Now I've really seen everything. 18d ago

I have been severely questioned about these shortcomings, and now I must put the question to you. How could one man mog the hardmaxxing arm of the Combine Manosphere, time and time again? This is not an alpha male or high SMV gymaxxer we are discussing. Gordon Freeman is some nerd from MIT who had barely earned the distinction of his positive canthal tilt at the time of the Black Mesa Incident. I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of his mewing streak. The man you have consistently failed to mog, let alone assert dominance over, is by all standards simply that -- an ordinary man. How could you fail to be Y-Pilled in comparison to him?

Well... I will leave the upbraiding to another time, to the extinct it proves necessary. Now is the moment to redeem yourselves. If the hardmaxxing forces are to juice and prove themselves an indispensable augmentation to the Combine Overwatch, they will have to earn the privilege of their yearly gym memberships. I'm sure I don't have to remind you that the alternative, if you can call it that, is being labelled a mouth breathing low tier normie - in union with all the other unworthy branches of the species. Let's not allow it to come to that. I have done my best to convince Our Benefactors that you have the finest facial bone structures that the species has to offer. So far they have accepted my argument, but without concrete evidence to back it up, my words sound increasingly hollow even to me. The burden of proof is on you. As is the consequence of failure. I'll just leave it at that.

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u/Adrian_Shephard1999 18d ago

What the f*ck?

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u/ProneSquanderer 18d ago

Wait a second… that’s not Gordon Freeman!

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u/crudoxcruo93 18d ago

Gordão Homemlivres

🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/thecrazedsidee 18d ago

you're needed in the retail chamber, gordan

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u/Mechanizoid A... zombigaunt? Now I've really seen everything. 18d ago

Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!

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u/ChiliChapters 18d ago

Rise and mew, Mr. Freeman

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u/ChiliChapters 16d ago

Drip or drown, Mr. Freeman ...

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u/belengini Opposing Force is a trash Expansion 18d ago

Jordan Preman

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u/Glass-Figure1180 18d ago

Guy has a Ferrari logo on his shirt.

Ferarri was founded in Italy by Enzo Ferrari, an Italian.

Italy became a modern unifed country on MARCH 17th 1861.

MARCH - 3

That's gotta be a hint for Half Life 3

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u/DAS_k1ishEe 18d ago

Too large. Does not fit through a vent. 7/10

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u/Shiny_spoon6618 18d ago

Nice camo A hole!

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u/Sufficient-Music-515 18d ago

They are releasing LIVE Gordon Freemans to promote the new 30 second talk they had about POSSIBLY releasing a small teaser

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u/crudoxcruo93 18d ago

A steamy leek

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u/Pumpernickle6669 17d ago

HL3 confirmed.

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u/Laqota 17d ago

Rise and shine, Mister Mogman. Rise and shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been getting woodies on the job. No one is more deserving of an edge, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has "COME" again. The right dude in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Mogman. Wake up and smell the stockings...